HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS FAST!!!! IT TOOK ME LIKE A MONTH TO GET THAT AMOUNT OF REVIEWS ON MY OTHER FAN FIC!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Now, just to let you know, three people will die in this story.

(no, I'm not saying who)

Now everyone, we must throw darts at my and my sister's comp teacher, who says we can't write. Well, lady, take it up with the over 200 reviews I got for Wind Child!!!! You wretch!!! Oh sorry, shutting up.

Disclaimer - (lessee, where did we leave off last time? Oh yeah. BTW, short disclaimer today, I got severely punished for making the last one longer than the actual chapter. So here we go!)

Kagome- Inuyasha, are you okay?

Inuyasha- (is sitting on the floor of the airport) Why didn't you let me kill it? It might have had a jewel shard!

Kamiko-Zephuru- It was a plane, moron. Can we go to baggage claim now?

Sangarouka and Miroku get off plane, carrying a terrorized Sango

Sango- I never want to do that again. Never ever ever ever!

Sangarouka- Geez, she's heavy! What do you eat in the mornings? Bricks?!

Miroku- Are you going to be okay, Sango?

Sango- I'll be f- (SLAP)

Miroku- WHAT'D I DO?! I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU ANYWHERE!!!

Sango- Habit

Shippou- So where are we?

KungPowKitty- I'll tell you next chapter. Let's get our bags and find that cab Love Music sent

---meanwhile---

Shard- FELIX, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN THEY GET HERE!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE PLACE!!!!

Felix- (is literally bouncing off the walls) WEEEEEEE HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!!!

Love Music- I FOUND IT!!!!

Kagura- ABOUT TIME!!! GIMME THAT DUCT TAPE!!!

Stalking Chicken- Where's that frying pan when you need it?!

Myoga- Or that rice cooker? Or Sota's quiche?

Sota- Shut up!!!!

(music is h ttp :www .so ngj apa n.c om/ lis ten .ph p?i d (equals sign) 888)

CHAPTER 2 - Meet the Master and Having Fun Driving

The massive car slowed to a stop in front of four teenagers. Naena instantly jumped out. "I'm sorry!! I completely forgot!!! I-"

WHAM!

"Oww…" Naena rubbed his head, which now had a massive bump on it. The boy with black hair with red tips thwacked the green haired boy in the head with a ping-pong paddle.

Kagome jumped out of the car. "Hey, that wasn't very nice!"

"Why should I listen to you?" the boy retorted.

"HOSHIDO!!!" The girl next to him with purple/black hair dumb slapped Hoshido. In turn, he kissed the ground. "What?! What'd I do, Yoshima?!"

Yoshima looked down at him on the ground harshly, and turned her attention to Kagome. "Sorry about him. Being polite isn't exactly his way…"

Inuyasha got out of the car, followed by the remaining teens in it. "No kiddin'."

Yoshima blinked at Inuyasha for a moment. Kagome suddenly realized, 'OH CRAP! HE DOESN'T HAVE ON HIS HAT!!'

"PUPPY EARS!!!"

Kagome hit the ground (ANIME STYLE!!).

Yoshima was in the process of rubbing Inuyasha's ears, when she suddenly felt someone else's hands taking hers. "Oh great beauty, may I ask a favor?"

"Eh?"

"Will you bear my child?"

Even before Sango's slap could hit Miroku's face, Hoshido had lunged up, grabbed hold of Yoshima, and moved back about 10 feet from the lecherous monk. "If you even think about touching my girlfriend again…"

"Hoshido, let me down!"

"Not with that guy here."

The boy with blue/black hair and a long braid sighed. "Hoshido, you still have quite a bit of work to do, don't you?" he pulled up his sleeve to reveal a ring with a massive blue sphere embedded with it. The boy quickly looked around to check and see if anyone else was there, and then held up his fist to Hoshido's head. "Just cool it , would'ja?"

A blast of water shot out of the ring, and completely entrenched Hoshido. "DAMN IT, AKUTSUO!!!!" Hoshido yelled, being flung into the nearby wall. The remaining girl slapped her forehead. "How did I know something like this was going to happen?"

Shippou rolled his eyes. "Wow, this certainly was a wonderful reason for coming to the airport. We get a free show."

Inuyasha heard that comment, and hit the young kit on the head. "Who's the show here?!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

"Inuyasha!!"

"What?!"

"Why did you do that!?!"

"Well why else, he was pissing me off!"

"Wow, that's a wonderful reason! That's just like you, Inuyasha, being a jerk all of the time!"

"What did you say?!"

Kagome's mother looked at all of the other teens looking the quarreling two-some, and looked back at the only adult around. She shook her head, and brought out a bag of popcorn. The rest of the teenagers left the airport thingy, jumped into the car, and began to watch the argument with great interest.

"I said you were a jerk, you jerk!!"

"Why you!! Now wait a-"

"SIT BOY!!!"

Thud.

"Ouch, that must've hurt."

"Mm hm."

Kagome dragged Inuyasha back to the car, and threw him inside. Then she got inside, and everyone got buckled up. Naena wiped away the sweat on his forehead. 'Thank Kami Hoshido hasn't found out…'

'THAT BAKA!!!!' Kagome was not happy sitting there in her seat. 'Why is it that whenever I actually have a sentimental moment with him, he always has to go and screw it up?! ARG!!!' her gaze landed on the bracelet that the hanyou had given her. Her gaze softened, staring upon the brilliant glimmer of the purple stones.

Kagome gave a silent sigh, looking in the direction of Inuyasha.

Yoshima, for whom was sitting behind the miko, heard the sad exhale of Kagome. 'Oh yeah, she loves him. Although, she really has to work on hiding it…'

- - place change- -

"Doso arigato Gozaimasu for taking us here." Osoane (the remaining girl that had yet to be called by her name) bowed. Yoshima and Akutsuo did the same, excluding Hoshido. Yoshima looked up and slapped him upside the head, forcing him down to show respect.

"It was nothing, really."

"We will call later to get directions to your shrine, so that we can have a more proper introduction tomorrow." Yoshima said politely, lifting up her head.

Ms. Higurashi smiled. "Okay, see you tomorrow!" she rolled up the passenger window, and left the four teens outside of the apartment complex.

"Uh, mom, isn't the house in the other direction?"

"Yes, but I heard that a new Starbucks opened up near here, and I want to try it out!!"

"Oh no."

- - 20 minutes later- -

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MOM! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SLOW DOWN TO AT LEAST THE SPEED LIMIT?!" They hit a very tight turn.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Once they actually on all four wheels again, "Why didn't we stop her from getting that espresso?! WHY?!" Sangarouka yelled. "SIMPLE, WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD MAKE THIS!!!" Inuyasha yelled back.

"WHATEVER, WE JUST HAVE TO STOP MY MOM FROM DRIVING THE CAR!!!"

Shippou was being flung everywhere like he was a balloon at a four year olds birthday party.

Miroku took out some sutras from one of his pockets. "SUTRA OF CALMING!!"

The pieces of paper latched onto Yanayai, instantly knocking her out. Thus, leaving the many teens with and unconscious driver and a car going at ninety miles an hour.

Miroku looked at his handy work. "Well, at least I took care of one problem…"

"YEAH, BUT YOU MADE ANOTHER ONE, YOU DUMB ASS!" Inuyasha yelled.

Sango gasped. "ACK! ICE CREAM VENDOR ONE O'CLOCK!!"

Kagome (who is in the passenger seat) grabbed onto the steering wheel, and narrowly avoided hitting the humongous, spinning, plastic ice cream cone thing. Thus placing them on the opposite side of the street.

"LITTLE GRANNY CROSSING THE STREET!!"

SWERVE, SCREEEEEEEECH, VROOOOM!!!

"THE SHRINE!! IT'S THE SHRINE!! QUICK, KILL THE GAS!!!"

Kagome placed the car into park (how the hell did she manage that?), causing it to screech unbearably loud. She then took out the ignition key, and began to pray to Buddha.

A moment before the car would have crashed into the shrine starting steps, it stopped. Kagome was shaking, holding onto the steering wheel. She then turned her view to the back. "DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

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Oooo, that was an exhilarating chapter. I promise that in the next one, the bad guy shall be revealed. Bwahahahahahahha!!! And now, I'm not going to tell you who dies.

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