Chapter 5

The real reason "It's a Small World" is closed

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Sirius: So, how many girls have you guys kissed this year?

Remus: (Spits out his milk and blushes) Um, um.

James: Sirius, why are you asking that?

Sirius: Well, everyone was eating away saying nothing.

James: Why don't we talk about something else?

Sirius: Okay, what girl do you dream of kissing?

James: Sirius, you better not be going anywhere with that question.

Sirius: Oh, I'm not, just changing the question.

James: I think we should go back to that first one. I've kissed, let's see…

Sirius: Why change the subject, scared you're going to admit to wanting to kiss Lily.

James: No (blushes)

Remus: Why don't we leave kissing girls out of the conversation?

Sirius: What about you Remus, how many?

Remus: Well, I don't count Sirius.

Sirius: Well, I don't either. Actually, all I look for is true love.

James: (starts coughing) you-cough-searching for true love!

Peter: Why don't we ask Sirius how many girls he's kissed so far this year?

Sirius: That is an answer only I shall know.

James: But you were asking us!

Sirius: Yea, but some of us decided not to answer the question. So I'm not.

James: Fine.

Peter: (finishes eating a cheese Danish) Where are we going next?

Remus: Let's see, (pulls out the map). Let's ride…

Sirius: Oh, oh, let me see it! (snatches map out of Remus's hand)

Remus: Of course you can see it Sirius.

Peter: (tries not to snicker)

James: So where are we going to Sirius?

Sirius: We're going to ride "It's a Small World"! Come on!

Peter: I don't know. Isn't that the one that has that song that plays over and over and over and over…

Sirius: I think we get the point Wormtail. But come on! It'll be fun!

(Sirius jumps up and runs off and runs in direction of "It's a Small World". Peter and James follow.)

Remus: Argh! I didn't even get to finish my chocolate muffin! (stands up and chases after his friends)

Sirius: Look, there isn't even a line!

Remus: Wonder why.

Peter: The rain gets rid of the crowd.

Sirius: Hey, what's wrong Prongs?

James: Huh? Oh, nothing.

Sirius: Do you feel bad about what we did to Lily?

James: NO!

Worker: How many?

Remus: Four.

Sirius: Yea, this'll be fun!

(The boat starts to go and the Marauders are the only ones in their boat. Then the annoying song starts)

Song: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world, it's a small world, it's a small world after all.

Sirius: Catchy song. I'm singing along. It's a small world.

Peter: Now they're singing it in another language.

Remus: I think it's French.

Sirius: It's a small world after all.

James: Do you have to sing along?

Sirius: Yes, it's a small world after all.

Five minutes later

Song: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world, it's a small world, it's a small, small world.

Peter: How much longer of this torture do we have to stand.

Remus: I think it's almost over.

James: I hope so.

Sirius: It's a small world after all!

(All of the sudden the ride stops)

Voice: We are having technical difficulties right now, but we will start the ride up very soon.

Remus, Peter, James: NNNOOOO!

Sirius: Yay! I get to sing along longer!

James: (starts beating head on seat as Sirius sings along)

2 minutes later

Sirius: Argh! This song is getting annoying!

James: I thought you liked the song?

Sirius: Did like the song. It got annoying.

James: It got annoying five seconds into this ride.

Song in all the different languages: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world, it's a small world, it's a small world after all.

Peter: Why is the clown holding up a help sign?

(Peter points to a clown in an hot air balloon holding up a "Help Me!" sign)

Remus: It's probably stuck here for forever. Imagine, we can't stand it for five minutes and they're stuck for forever.

Song: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world, it's a small world, it's a small world after all.

James: Arrgh! Can we go? How long has it been?

Remus: Ten minutes.

Voice: We are having technical difficulties right now, but we will start the ride up very soon.

Sirius: (banging his head on the front of the seat) please, start.

Song: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all. It's a small world; it's a small, small world! It's a world of happiness a world of fun!

James: How is this a world of happiness and fun!

Sirius: It got a plan (pulls out wand)

Remus: Sirius don't kill your self, kill me!

Peter: Isn't it against the rules to use magic in front of muggles?

Sirius: Do you see any?

Peter: No.

(Sirius was right. Somehow they were the only ones riding the ride)

Sirius: Flipendo!

(A streak of light hit's one of the heads of the singing dolls)

BAM!

Sirius: Got one!

James: My turn. Flipendo!

BAM!

James: I got two.

Sirius: Flipendo!

BAM!

Sirius: Three.

Remus: Let me show you how it's done. FLIPENDO!

BAM!

Remus: Beat that.

James and Sirius: (mouths drop) you got five.

Sirius: And he actually did it.

(The boys continue to keep hitting the singing dolls with their spells)

Peter: Flipendo!

BAM!

Peter: Uh, oh.

Sirius: What?

Peter: -gulp-That.

(Peter points to the small bridge he hit as it tumbled down on top of a few dolls)

CRASH!

Sirius: You took out a lot.

James: Let's see if it worked.

(They wait to see but…

Song: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLLL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLLL! IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD!

Sirius: NNNOOOO! It didn't work!

James: ARGH!

Voice: We are having technical difficulties right now, but we will start the ride up very soon.

Sirius: How much more of this can we take!

Later

Song: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLLL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLLL! IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD! IT'S A WORLD OF HAPPINESS A WORLD OF FUN!

Sirius: (banging his head on the seat)

Bang, bang, bang.

Remus: You lose blood cells that way.

Sirius: But I can also burn calories.

Peter: How long have we been here?

Remus: Thirty minutes.

Sirius: Some one save us!

James: We're moving!

Sirius: We are?

Remus: We are!

Peter: Yea!

(The four boys exchange hugs of happiness as they pull up to the place to get out)

Worker: I'm sorry.

Sirius: It don't matter, you got us out! Let's us rejoice!

James: Come on, we're going to ride Splash Mountain.

Peter: It's still raining.

Remus: I don't think I've heard a more annoying song sung over and over.

Peter: Me either.

Sirius: What about this song?

Peter: What song?

Sirius: This is the song that never ends! 'Cause it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was! So they just keep on singing it, forever just because! This is the song that never ends! 'Cause it goes on and on my friend.

James: Arrgh! How long will he sing it!

Peter: Hey, look! (Points to "It's a Small World")

(A sign has been placed outside the ride saying "We're sorry, but this ride is closed until further notice")

Sirius: Wonder why.

James: Hee, hee. I think I know.

Sirius: Come on, we got a whole park to explore! Let's go!

(The four head off into the park to start the days journey)

It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world, it's… Just kidding! Hee, hee! Well, how was the chapter? I got the idea when I went to Disney World last time. It's a small world was closed and someone I knew had gotten stuck and said they were going to take a gun next time and shot the dolls if they got stuck again. So I decided to make that happen to MWPP and they be the cause of "It's a Small World being closed"! Hee, hee! Well, see ya in the next chapter, The Three Mountains. BYE!