REVIEWS, YAAAAaaaay… eww, my stomach feels really funky…

Now, I cut to the stuff you all ever come here for…

Disclaimer - (Well, uh, there's been a slight change in plans. Today, we are not going to follow the usual disclaimer. But before you start throwing frying pans at the computer screen, let me tell yous what we WILL have, something that will be pretty helpful for the utterly confused! Behold…The Character Map!)

Felix- What? What do you mean I don't get to blow something up today!?

KungPowKitty- Shut up, or I'll lock you in the basement. Now let's begin!

(KPK and Kamiko-Zephuru step up next to blackboard with long stick pointing things.)

We'll start with the basics. Inuyasha: a half-demon, blah blah blah, you know the rest (has become holder of a shard of the beast orb in fiction)

Kagome: same thing except not a half demon (holds the Shikon jewel/ Orb of Souls)

Sango: need I repeat? (holds an orb)

Miroku: I repeat, need I repeat? (holds an orb)

All other original Inuyasha characters: you get the point (Shippou holds an orb, too)

Onto the fanfic characters!

Naena: otherwise known as green-hair boy. Has a Ph.D in insanity.(okay, not really) is the holder of a bit of the fire orb. (we may explain the orbs later, depending if we feel like it) Is presently housing with Kagome's family.

Chiaki: put simply, a bitch who goes to Kagome's school

Kagome- You got that right

KZ- be quiet and pay attention! Now where were we…

Hoshido: a friend of Naena's. Is the holder of the master orb. (okay, maybe we'll dedicate two disclaimers to explanations) Is Yoshima's boyfriend. Is currently staying at an apartment near where Kagome lives. Confusing I know

Yoshima: friend of Naena's, girlfriend of Hoshido, holder of the light orb (these orbs are confusing) This group of characters (friends of Naena's) came to Tokyo from Nagoya, Japan because… we don't know yet, but there IS a reason!

Osoane: holder of half the orb of serpents. another pally of Naena's (good grief!), girlfriend of Akutsuo (who is, you guessed it, a friend of Naena's who holds the orb of water)

Kamiko-Zephuru: bad guy in last fanfic. Read it if you wanna know about him. Deceased.

Zephuru: Now this, I can see being confusing. He was the previous soul-bearer of Kamiko-Zephuru's soul (in other words, Kamiko-Zephuru is the reincarnation). He has powers of the wind, lives in the 500-years-ago-time-beyond-the-well, has a rosary around his neck permitting Ayame to make him 'fly', has a tendency to piss off Kouga. Whew, that was a lot!

Kamiko-Zephuru (aka KZ): THE AUTHOR! Though he shares the name with the bad guy of the last story, they are not the same person! Kinda like having two Michaels in one classroom, you know what I mean? … Never mind. Just don't get the KZ from the disclaimers confused with the one in the story

Sangarouka: lives in modern time, presently staying in Kagome's house, was home schooled. IS SANGO'S REINCARNATION!!!! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL!!!!

Morobuku: basically the same thing as Sangarouka, except HE IS MIROKU'S REINCARNATION!!!! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL!!!! And another important detail is THESE TWO ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!!!! JUST F.Y.I!!!!

KZ- then why are you shouting?

KPK- I DON'T KNOW!!! MAYBE I SHOULD STOP!!!! (ahem) Moving on!

Felix, Stalking Chicken, Love Music, Shard, KungPowKitty, Kamiko-Zephuru (aka KZ), anyone else we've missed: participants in the disclaimers, which really aren't much of disclaimers (as you can tell). In fact, they're more like anti-disclaimers.

Okay, I think that's it for the character map! Next time on Disclaimer, WE'LL EXPLAIN THE ORBS!!!!! YAAAAYYYY!!!!!

KZ - Wow, I really did go overboard with making new characters…

KPK - You got that right.

KZ - Well, we will be less six characters by the end of this story, excluding the bad guy, but please… STOP YELLING AT ME THAT YOU ARE GETTING CONFUSED! I GET CONFUSED WRITING THIS CRAP!! SO PLEASE, BEAR WITH ME UNTIL WE GET TO THE FUNERALS AND THE TRAIN STATION CHAPTERS LATER ON IN THE STORY!!!! I CAN'T JUST MAKE A PERSON GO poof! AND DEY DEAD!! IT DON'T WORK LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE, KAY!!!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!... Okay…

I don't care if you review for this one…