I forgot to mention that I don't own any of the Harry Potter Characters, and all of that disclaimer stuff. And I definitely don't own Michael Jackson.

How did you guys like the first chapter? It was awesome wasn't it? Well here's the second chapter!

Chapter two:

SHUT UP HARRY

It was Hagrid.

Harry couldn't believe it. How could such a great loving person like Hagrid watch these poor kiddy show people being shot by a huge machine gun! It made no sense to Harry. Harry wanted to say something, but couldn't. But he didn't have to, because Hagrid noticed him.

"Oh! Er…. Harry! I was just watching um…. A video tape!"

Hagrid suddenly stopped laughing and waved his pink umbrella at the TV, and the video went off. Harry finally got the courage to speak.

"…Hagrid… What was that?"

Hagrid nervously answered, "Erm…. Well Harry, it was just a video that I rented from the Hogwarts library! Nothn' special." Hagrid waved his pink umbrella again, and the video shot out from the Dursley's VCR, and into Hagrid's huge hands, and he quickly shoved it into one of his many pockets in his gigantic coat. Then he stood up and said,

"But I don't want you or yer friends ever lookin' fer it! It's Hogwart's secret business that yer not to be meddelin' with!…. I shouldn't a told'ya that…"

"But Hagrid--"

"SHUT UP HARRY!"

Harry was stunned. Hagrid had never spoken to him like that, except for the time Harry asked him if he had fleas. Harry didn't know what to say. But Hagrid spoke instead.

"Erm… Sorry 'bout that Harry… I guess I needed that coffee more than I thought! Heh heh."

"…Hagrid? Can we just go?"

"Er… A 'course! Go Get yer stuff."

So Harry went upstairs and gathered everything except the hideous picture of Hedwig (which he put up on Dudley's door) and he slowly took it all down to Hagrid, who was waiting impatiently for him to finish. To Harry's surprise, the Dursleys hadn't made one noise while all of this was going on. How could they sleep through the violent murder of the Wiggles!

This had been the easiest time ever for Harry to get to Hogwarts! Usually there had to be some type of Magic involved. Maybe the Murderous Wiggle tape had Muggle sleeping powers? Harry didn't know. And as gruesome as the Wiggle tape was, Harry didn't want to know what it really did…

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okay, that's the end of the second chapter. And I wont write anymore if I don't get more than 7 reviews! So people, review!