WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ONLY 20 AWAY! YAAAAAAAAAYNEEEESS!…
Energy low… requires new battery…
Disclaimer - (Well, um…hm. Okay, well, where did we leave off? A disturbance in the force, am I correct? Yeah, well, here we go)
(PS, still in the mall. Which is very devastating to particular tomboys)
Shard- I can't go on! Leave me! Save yourself!
KungPowKitty- Never! We can make it! Just a little longer!
Kaede- What is the problem with ye two!
Shippou- They look like they're about to go nuts
Kamiko-Zephuru- Shippou, that happened a loooooooong time ago. Hence the frying pans and rice cookers.
Kagome- Has anyone found Felix yet?
(ceiling tile thingmerbob crashes to the ground, Sango pops her head out)
Sango- He's not in any of the usual places
Love Music- (to self) uh oh
KZ- Well he has to be somewhere
Shard- Maybe he made it out of this death trap
KPK- He could only be so lucky
Kagura- It's a mall, for goodness sake!
Love Music- (to self) oh boy, we're in trouble
Sangarouka- Miroku, if you do that one more time, when we find Felix, I swear I'll lock you in a room with him and a stack of mountain dew for the rest of eternity!
Stalking Chicken- Ooo! Check this out! It's a waffle maker that can also make peach pancakes!
Love Music- I know where Felix is!
(group immediately fixes attention on Love Music)
Inuyasha- Well, where is he? (yep, he still's got those purple extensions. Poor pup)
Love Music- (to KPK) Remember that time with the eggs and chocolate?
KPK- (looks confused for a moment, then eyes widen in realization. Starts to rub forehead) Oh shit
-elsewhere-
Felix- (on phone) I told you, I don't want to speak with the warden, I want to speak with Auntie Martha!… No, this is not a collect call… Look, just tell 'em it's a personal favor… Fifteen grand says so, you moron!…WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS DOMINOES! (hangs up phone)
Felix- Fine, I'll have to do it the old fashion way! (loads bazooka with eggs) Hasta la vista, baby!
-back to the mall-
Myoga- Please tell me you're joking
Love Music, KPK, KZ in unison- You can't make something this bizarre up, dude
Kagome- How much time do we have?
(the fan mob appears)- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT'S INUYASHA!
Ayame- I'd say 2 seconds
(Now what is going to happen next? Why is Felix looking for Martha Stewart? Who were those mobsters from last time? How did the fans find the group? When are we gonna figure out what Felix is up to? And why the hell did this disclaimer suck so bad? Nothing to be revealed next time on disclaimer!)
(music is same website as always, but no music at the moment)
CHAPTER 9 - Telling the Pow-wow: Part One
Sota continued to stroke the sleeping and now decrepit cat while in his bed. He never did admit it, but Buyo really was his best friend. Sure, Inuyasha could somewhat count, but the boy saw the hanyou as more of a brotherly image than best friend.
He turned to look at the clock on his nightstand. 12:43. 'Ick… I really should be asleep…'
The brother of Kagome sighed, and went on to stroking Buyo. None of the older boys within the house hold except Naena had gone to bed yet. 'It's kinda unnerving… knowing that they are all talking about something important…'
"No… No! I don't wanna play basketball…" Naena said in his sleep, rolling over on the futon. Sota rolled his eyes. 'Idiot…'(KPK- HEY! That only happened once, thank you very much!)
He heard yelling. Obviously Inuyasha and Kagome again. Sango, Sanga, Miroku, and Morobuku were probably either A: playing ref for the two teens, or B: not being allowed to leave the fight scene. "Inuyasha did say some insensitive stuff earlier…" Sota whispered to himself, slipping out of his bed. He picked up the sleeping feline, and held Buyo as if he were a baby. "She's still real upset about Buyo, too…" he whispered again to himself, quietly stepping over a sleeping Kitsune. He slid open his door, and sneaked over to the open Living room door, where the teens were arguing.
"WILL YOU STOP CRYING, WENCH! YOU ACT LIKE YOU LOVE THAT FAT FUR-BALL!"
"HE'S OUR FAMILY PET! OF COURSE I LOVE BUYO! TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE SENSITIVE ABOUT THIS!"
"Keh."
Sota rolled his eyes. 'Inuyasha, you may be cool but you really have to work on attitude…' he continued to stroke his feline friend.
- several city blocks away -
"So Eri," Ayumi began, taking a bite out of a massive cookie of hers. The three friends were all over at Eri's house for a sleep over. After all, it was Friday night. Well, technically speaking Saturday morning. "You said that you had something to tell us?"
"Um… yeah… it's about… Inuyasha and Kagome…" 'I know I said that I wouldn't tell them, Kagome, and I'm sorry, but I have to! With these freaky waves going through Tokyo for the past two days, I have to let them know what's going on… for their safety…'
"Earth to Eri!" Yuka cheered, waving her hand in front of her friend's face.
"Oh, sorry."
"Anyway, the dirt about Inuyasha and Kagome! What is it!"
"Well…" Eri began, tucking her knees into her arms. "You guys know about Inuyasha being the 'two timing, bossy, jealous adolescent', right?"
"No duh."
"No duh."
"Okay, well…" 'Here I go…' "There is a little more than that…"
"Don't tell me that there is a fifth guy now added to the mix." Yuka said plainly.
"Who was the fourth?" Ayumi asked.
"Hojo."
"Oh yeah…"
"Sheesh, no, there is no new guy in on her little love triangle, square, octagon thing. This has to do with the guy already with her… and the residents at her house."
"Residents at her house? Huh?" Ayumi was completely confused. "Who is staying at her house?"
"Inuyasha, Miroku, Morobuku, Sangarouka, Sango, Shippou, and Naena."
"WHAT!" the two girls blurted out in unison. "THEY DON'T GO THERE IN THE MORNINGS JUST TO MEET UP!"
"Nope. They live there with Kagome."
"Wow…" Yuka said. A thought popped into her head. "Hold it, isn't Kagome trying to go out with Inuyasha! How does that work out!"
"No clue. But there is a certain reason for them not being able to live anywhere else."
Ayumi and Yuka were all ears. Yuka grabbed onto some previously popped popcorn and began munching away. "And that would be?"
"None of their relatives or anyone else they know is from this time, except Sangarouka, Morobuku, and Naena."
The popcorn fell to the ground. "WHAT!"
- time skip -
Ayumi's and Yuka's mouths were wide open. Whenever they tried to make a word with their voice, all that came out was a squawk.
"That was pretty much my reaction to all of that when I first heard it. Tomorrow, I'm planning on having my mom take us over to the Higurashi's house so that I can show you Inuyasha's ears."
"HUH!"
"HUH!"
"Oh, I forgot. He has dog ears. That is the reason that he is always wearing that hat."
- place change -
Sota was really feeling like dumb slapping his older brother figure at the moment. Whenever Kagome's brother thought of a good way to answer to Kagome's sobs and yells and such, the hanyou always did the opposite.
"INU-YASHA! DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT IT MIGHT MEAN TO US! WHAT I MIGHT MEAN IF BUYO DIED ANYWAY?"
"WHY WOULD IT MATTER! THAT CAT WAS PROBIBLY GONNA DIE ANYWAY FROM BEING SO FAT!"
"INUYASHA!" Sango yelled at the hanyou. "How can you be so cruel!"
"Indeed, Inuyasha. Think of what Kagome is going through right now." Miroku said, hand inching towards the miko's-
"Don't even think about it, you perverted monk," Sangarouka said, snatching onto Miroku's hand. (KPK- She shoulda hit it with a frying pan)
'Well Buyo,' Sota thought, returning his gaze to the still drugged cat. ' I guess that you and I are the only one's still sane here…' Kagome's brother stifled a yawn, and wandered back into his room. He pulled the covers up to his neck and over Buyo's neck.
(music is Inuyasha, No more words)
"That is it, I'm tired of this…" Kagome said bitterly, walking out of the room. The hanyou attempted to follow in pursuit. "Sit!"
Thud.
"Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit…" Kagome repeated over and over again, walking up the stairs to her room. Inuyasha was soon making a body impression in the floor boards.
The half dog demon listened to the remaining people in the room sigh with annoyance, and then leaving. 'Dammit Kagome… this… hurts…'
The sound of a door sliding open caught the hanyou's attention; a hanyou stuck in the floor, that is. The light pattering of bare feet on the tatami then met his ears, followed with the door to the living room door sliding open. "You know Inuyasha," he heard Naena say. "You really don't have a clue when it comes to saying the right thing, do you?"
The only thing our little puppy dog could muster was a threatening growl. Naena sighed, grabbed hold of Inuyasha's shirt, and pulled the teenager out of the ground-lock.
"Keh. I don't need your advice, green head," Inuyasha said coldly, reaching for the living room door. The moment his hand touched the sliding grip, a shot of fire burst onto the hanyou's hand. "WHAT THE!"
"I think you should at least hear me out, though." Naena jumped up onto the couch, and put a pillow onto his lap. "Seriously, after waking me up and stuff, that is the least you could do."
"I didn't wake you up, brat. Now undo the spell crap on this door!"
"Fine, your yelling did. I'm surprised Sota didn't realize I was awake when he left the room to listen to the fight."
Inuyasha grimaced slightly, and turned back around to face the green haired boy. 'Sota heard everything too! Dammit, I'm never gonna live this up…'
"And no, I'm not going to undue the charm on that door. We need to Pow-wow, little doggy."
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