GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I AM SO SORRY!
Okay, on Thursday, my computer decided that it wanted to get a virus and parasite that would kill off spy ware, and then for two days my computer would be on for two minutes before freezing. Yeah, not good. I was finally able to get spy ware open, and kill off the major virus and most of the parasite, but I had tons of other viruses get on and a lot of the vital memory had to be rebooted. You see, when a parasite gets into your computer, it feeds off of vital memory. That makes your computer heeeeeeeeeeeeeella slow. And a part of that vital memory was Microsoft Word Processor. I couldn't write ANYTHING! (KPK- Dude, Spyware is the bad stuff)
Well, I had some fun. I now have three virus/ parasite/ whatever killing programs on and running, two firewalls, and a special program called spy crawler. It's like a spider that roams around your computer, looking for viruses and other stuff, while leaving a web to catch things in… constantly. It never stops. When it finds something, it tells me! IT'S LIKE A LITTLE SIDEKICK!
Anyway, on to what you came here for…
HAPPINESS!#! THERE'S ALMOST 100 REVIEWS!#(! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
Disclaimer - (Dear Lord, somebody help him. Now where did we leave off? And how many times have I asked that question? Whatever. Point is, we left off with some Jurassic Park déjà vu in the mall, complete with 5,000 Inuyasha fans getting a piggy-back ride and purple hair extensions. So! This is going to get weird)
Kamiko-Zephuru- (DOOSH-sound in background) I don't wanna look!
Inuyasha- WOULD YOU ALL GET OFF MY BACK! KAGOME, PLEASE, JUST-
Kagome- Sit
(Thud X5,001)
Inuyasha- …Thank…you
Miroku-(DOOSH-sound in background) We're in trouble, aren't we?
StalkingChicken- Assuming that sound is being made by a certain nut job named Felix, oh yeah
Love Music- LOOK!
Felix- Bwahahahahahhahahahaha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Yes, our heroes are indeed 'in trouble.' And a lot of it. You see, Felix has a lil' plot he's always dreamed of making come true. Put bluntly, he's sitting in the control chair/room/thing of a giant, robotic, cockroach of DOOM. But that's not all. Oh no. There's also a giant robot sea urchin of DOOM, and a giant robot pink butterfly of DOOM. He'd been looking for Martha Stewart earlier because he needed some funky cooking supplies to feed these things)
KungPowKitty- I need a bigger frying pan
Kagura- Try fly-swatter
(music is www. song Japan . com/ listen. php ? id836)
CHAPTER 11 - Without
Kagome was not happy. Even after the massive amount of sits that she had put on Inuyasha the night before, the miko couldn't make her anger leave. She wanted to do something to Inuyasha. She wanted to get revenge, to have him feel what it was like to have something he held dear titled stupid.
Unfortunately, she couldn't think of anything. When she got into one of those angry and sad moods combined, she didn't think all that well. Kagome turned her face back from the window, and returning it to her homework.
Ever since she had woken up and had been able to get her room to herself, Kagome had been working on homework with the door and window locked. 'He's not gonna get anywhere near me if I have anything to do about it…That insensitive jerk…'
She once again attempted to focus on the proofs on her math homework. Wasn't working.
The thing was, for an hour or two, Inuyasha had been attempting to try to get into her room and talk to her, as had multiple other people. But she hadn't let them. She had simply yelled at them to be quiet and let her work. Not to mention that if Inuyasha started to really go nuts, she'd just sit him again.
Now, it was around five-o-clock at night, and she was getting hungry. Kagome had gone without lunch, and the spare bags of potato chips in her room from the days of going to Sengoku Jidai tasted like cardboard. That was probably because they were a few months past their expiration date. (KPK- ew!)
She sighed. 'Well…' she thought, slowly sitting back up in her chair from the hunched position. Her back cracked rather loudly. "Ow."
She moved around the rest of her joints to get all of the air pockets out. It sounded like Kagome was jumping around on bubble wrap.
'I guess…' the miko returned to her original thinking, standing up and stretching. 'I guess I could just go down there, snag some food real fast, and then just bolt back up here…' she started for the door. The real reason she had locked herself in her room was just so that she could have quiet and plot against a certain hanyou. She had promised herself that she wouldn't let herself out until she had come up with an idea. However, this seemed like it was a legitimate reason to leave; eat.
The moment she opened the door, the strong aroma of her mother's cooking hit Kagome's face. So did the sounds of her mother's insanity. But that wasn't what really got her. It was the fact that she could hear Inuyasha playing on a videogame downstairs, and from the sounds of it, didn't really miss being near her. "That insensitive, jerky, bastard…"
She silently jumped down the stairs, making sure to avoid the floorboards that creaked. She poked her head into the foyer to see if anyone would spot her. There wasn't, but the door to the living room was wide open. 'Crap…'
She knew that from the angle the T.V. was, that if she attempted in anyway to get by that door, she would be spotted. Kagome quietly made her way back up the stairs, reentered her room, and locked the door once more. Her stomach gurgled.
"Ugh… I'm so hungry…" she whispered, hugging her stomach. She walked back over to her bed, and lay down. "But what am I gonna do? With Inuyasha and them down stairs like me-sentries, the only way to get to the kitchen is…"
She raised her right eyebrow. "Through the window." (KPK- I smell broken glass)
Kagome sat up, and walked over to her window. She unlocked it, and pushed it open, then instantly wishing she hadn't. "Kami, it's like ice outside!" she slapped her forehead. "Well duh, it's practically December, not to mention night-time…"
Kagome slipped on her coat nearby, and then slipped out the window. Literally. There was a patch of ice right beyond the windowsill.
"WAAAYAYAYAYAYAYA!" There was ice all over the roof. (KPK- Now I smell broken bones!) Kagome landed on her butt, but the lack of friction and a little thing we know as gravity kept her from ending it there. 'Crap! I completely forgot about that drizzling today!'
She skidded down the roof, and then went flying. She screamed rather loudly.
Inuyasha perked up his ears. "Was that…?" he ran up to Kagome's room. The hanyou burst through her locked door.
"GUH!" Kagome grunted, slamming into the goshinboku branch. The iced goshinboku branch. The miko's body slipped down until her hands were the only thing on the branch, but it didn't stop there. There was still quite a bit of momentum left from the 'jump', now causing her to swing. Kagome started to do full circles around the branch, going fully upside down for one moment, and then somewhat right side up again.
Inuyasha watched everything going on from Kagome's window. His mouth somewhat dropped open, watching Kagome spin faster and faster and faster around.
"WAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA…" she was gaining speed. Kagome knew that she had to let go now, before she went even faster and the impact would be even worse.
Her hands slipped. Kagome went soaring from the tree, in the opposite way of her house; into the forested area behind the well house. Soaring through the air, there was only one thing that she could yell. "INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The hanyou bolted out of the window, almost completely unaffected by the ice. "KAGOME!"
Inuyasha landed soundly on goshinboku branch before jumping once more toward the forest. He continued to almost run on top of the frozen branches, eyes still watching the rapidly descending miko.
He lunged forward, arms outstretched. Kagome landed perfectly in his arms, but there was only one issue. Momentum.
The two went crashing down through the frozen trees, getting scrapped and cut all along the way. The young miko grabbed onto Inuyasha's shirt for dear life, completely forgetting about the whole fact that she was mad at him. He held onto her as well, bringing Kagome closer to his body so he would take the grunt of the blows, and not her. In the end, it finished with the two slamming down onto the iced over ground, Kagome on top of Inuyasha.
Now, some of you might now be like, "HEY, THIS CHAPTER IS SUPER SHORT! (KPK- Not to mention pointless) WTF!"
Well, there is reason. I figured out one more reason why this story seemed to be going so fast, it was that I was typing about twice the amount for just one chapter than I was for Wind Child. So basically, this story, if it was making technological sense, would have ended at chapter 15. I don't want that. I'm trying to put this thing back onto the road, since it was kinda swerving everywhere and ended up in a field somewhere. So, think of it this way, I'll be able to get more chapters out quicker!
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