(Is kneeling and raising arms up in the air and bringing them back down) PRAISE YOU OH MIGHTY PEOPLE WHO GIVE REVIEWS! PRAISE YOU OH MIGHTY PEOPLE WHO GIVE REVIEWS!
Whoa, that was a weird moment.
Disclaimer - (You can say that again. Now then, onto business. Last Disclaimer (ya know, we could get a disclaimer for our Disclaimer. That's probably not a good thing) at the very end, KungPowKitty got a new, very large frying pan. And there were two Felixes. And Strawberry was stuck to the face of the sea urchin of DOOM, which was spinning out of control. Can you imagine if something like this happened in real life?)
Strawberry- I'M GONNA BE SICK!
Inuyasha- So would I if I were up there
Kagome- Sit!
Thud
Inuyasha- OW! JEEZ, What was that for!
Shippou- uh, KPK, w-what is that?
KPK- This (motions to ginormous frying pan) is the Fryer Extreme Sport X- Thousand! A marvel of frying/whacking technology! (picks it up frying pan. Well, uh…more like tries to…um)
Good Felix- Looks more like it's a marvel of mass
Shard- Or insanity
Kagura- HEADS UP!
(group looks up. CRASH, BANG, CLANG, THUD, KER-THUNK, BAM, ZERR, SPLASH, CLATTER, WHIR-IR-IR-ir-ir-ir-irrrrrrrrwooo…)
(tinker tinker)
Sango- I can't see a foot in front of my face
(someone lights a match)
Sango- Whose foot is in front of my face?
Miroku- Unh, That would be mine…
Sesshy- Rin, are you alright?
Kamiko-Zephuru- What the hell was that! And while we're on the subject, where the hell are we!
(Evil Felix laughter echoes through dimly lit room-whatever. Never a good sign)
Morobuku- Well, considering the place is pitch-black, we crashed through a bazillion boards on our way down, it smells like something not cool in here, the walls are made of stone, and that the mall's ground floor is up there (points to little dot of light above them), I'd say we're in the basement.
Love Music- I highly doubt that
Stalking Chicken- Ring around the rosy, pick a pock o' posy!
Kaede- Why do ye think that?
Love Music- When I was stuck in the elevator shaft last time, I ended up in the basement and had to go up a set of stairs. We are soooooo way lower down than the basement
Evil Felix voice- BWA HA HA! That is correct! You are not in the basement! You are in my giant robotic DUNGEON OF DOOM! HA HA HA H-sizzle spark
(Inuyasha attacked the intercom)
KPK- I left my new frying pan up there!
KZ- I'd be more worried about Strawberry
Sangarouka- I'm confused about something. How are there two Felixes?
KZ- Yeah, Good-Felix, why is that?
Good Felix- (is smiling insanely at nothing)
Kouga- (picks Felix up by his foot, holds him upside down, gives him a shake) Hey, anyone in there?
Good-Felix- I'm not in right now, please leave your name and number at the sound of the…BEEEEEEP!
Kouga- What the hell does that mean! (whips Felix around, hitting his head on the stone wall) Oops
Whack
Kouga- Ow, Ayame!
Good-Felix- (pops out of Felix shaped impression in the wall, screeches down to floor)
Shard- (turns Felix over onto his back) Yo, Felix, you alright?
Good-Felix- twitch Please twitch hold. Your phone call is very twitch importwitchtant to our company. twitch twitch Please hold. Thank you for your time and twitch patience.
Inuyasha- Dear God.
KPK- I think we need a doctor
Morobuku- Or a straight jacket
Good-Felix-(singing) ALOHA FROM THE MOCHA OF MY BLING-BLING-BLING TRAILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HOPE YOU HAV'N GOOD TIME IN YOUR TIRED OLD MOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(everyone covers ears)
Sango- Man!
KPK- It's
All- REALLY BAD MUZAK!
Good-Felix- THE HILLS ARE AaaaalllllllliiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! WITH THE SOUND OF PROOOOOPAAAAAAAAANE!
Kagome- WHERE'S THE OFF SWITCH!
(lit match goes out. There's no light. Felix shuts up)
Inuyasha- Damn it
CHAPTER 14 - Day Dreaming Forgetting
It was Monday, the most evil day of the week. The day before, Kagome actually realized she had a quiz in first period, so she had once again shut herself up in her room. However that time, she let visitors come in.
But, back to the point. It was Monday, with Miroku and Inuyasha in their World Studies class.
The houshi leaned over to his friend's desk. "Hey, Inuyasha, what was that last part about Mao Zedong again?"
"Huh, wha?"
Miroku slid his eyes halfway closed. "You weren't paying attention, were you?"
"N-n-n-no… See, I was takin' notes." Inuyasha said nervously, holding up his notebook to the monk.
"Wow…" Miroku exclaimed sarcastically. "Some notes. I'd think you were in art class."
The hanyou looked at his notebook again, blinking his eyes a bit. When he thought he had been taking notes on the famous Chinese Communist, in truth he had been drawing a picture of a certain teenage girl from that time. 'Damn it, I can't stop drawing her picture, or writing her name, or ANYTHING! I CAN'T EVEN GET KAGOME'S SCENT OUT OF MY HEAD……… ever since…' Inuyasha thought back to the previous day's wee hours of the morning.
'Here it comes…' Inuyasha thought to himself anxiously. 'The name of the guy I kill…'
"A guy that will never notice I'm in love with him. Nope, I don't think Inuyasha will ever figure out how much I love him…"
Inuyasha heard it. He could hear his heart pounding madly in his ears, so fast that it was on an ecstasy of excitement and shock. 'W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?'
"Whoa, it's 2:30..." he heard her say, yawning afterwards. "I wonder if I'll be able to sleep now…."
The hanyou listened intently, being sure not to move until he could hear that his heart beat had evened out into a sleeping pace.
Inuyasha turned somewhat and sat with his fists on the roof top, legs Indian style. He knew that his cheeks were as red as his old haori jacket from Sengoku Jidai. The hanyou had heard her so perfectly, but his mind was still trying to grasp onto the thought. 'She… she loves me?… But… how… when… what the hell gave her the idea that I'm worth falling in love with?…'
The dog-boy slid down the roof, and landed soundly on the ground. He stood up, and began to walk back towards the house. 'I mean… I'm just a lowly hanyou… why should she fall in love with me? After all the crap I've done to her, why should I be the one she is in love with?…' he thought to himself, reaching for the door handle to inside. He stopped midway, however, with a small grin escaping onto his face. 'And the reason I'm getting upset about this is? I mean…' The hanyou began to smile like a fool while doing a little victory dance. 'KAGOME IS IN LOVE WITH ME! THIS IS- I MEAN- WHOAOAOAOAOAAAA!' (KPK- Someone bring a fire extinguisher)
It was all he could do from howling out loud.
After calming back down, but still smiling like an idiot, Inuyasha reached for the door once more. It didn't move. The door wouldn't open. 'No… No, no, no, no, no, NO NO NO NO! I LEFT IT UNLOCKED WHEN I CAME OUT HERE! WHO THE HELL!…'
He remembered Ms. Higurashi had been cleaning up after another Naena caffeine attack when Inuyasha had been leaving the house to go eavesdrop on Kagome. The hanyou smacked his head in stupidity. 'Why did I not think of that…?'
Inuyasha walked around the house, attempting to open each of the different doors into the shrine. All locked, all bolted, not good.
The hanyou started pacing around in the back plaza area. 'There has to be a way inside… At least the morning isn't a school day, but where do I get it…!'
He looked up. There was Kagome's window, just a crack open. He remembered hearing her talking to Sango one time about how stuffy it got in their room at night, and of how it helped so much to have the window open just a crack. 'Perfect…'
The hanyou jumped up onto the roof, and walked over to the miko's window, avoiding the large patch of ice that they went flying off of earlier. Silently sliding the window open, Inuyasha slipped into Kagome's bedroom. And onto Kagome's bed. More specifically, onto Kagome's legs.
He gulped. Inuyasha's ears were pounding from his rapid heart beat, going into over drive by just the closeness of the two teens. The boy's eyes slowly slid downward to the miko's face, forcing him to come into realization of just how close his lips were to his.
You see, at this point, he slipped inside the room literally. He slipped on a bit of the ice patch coming in, forcing Inuyasha to land on top of Kagome, practically sprawled out over her.
His eyes softened. The hanyou gently leaned forward and placed a kiss of the miko's cheek, not realizing that Sango eyes were only somewhat closed.
"It's not that I didn't realize…" Inuyasha whispered softly towards the sleeping girl below him. "It's that I didn't think that you would be in love with me… Kagome… I love you too…" he said silently. Without another word, Inuyasha got off the girl's bed, and left the room to go down to Sota's.
Sango grinned, and closed her eyes fully once more.
(music change to http:www .xanga. com/private /home.aspx) (This is actually Kpk's website)
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"INUYASHA, WAKE UP CALL!" Miroku exclaimed loudly, waving his hands in front of the starry eyed hanyou before him. "TIME FOR SECOND PERIOD!"
"Huh? Oh, right…" Inuyasha said, gathering up his things and putting on his backpack. The houshi and he walked out of the classroom to their next respective classes. "Man, Inuyasha," Miroku started shaking his head. "I have no idea how you're going to get through your drama class next being so zoned out."
"It shouldn't be that hard. All we've been doing recently is reading and memorizing some script or something. I have no clue what's it's for, though."
Miroku turned his head to his friend. "Inuyasha, memorizing a script is for a reason. It's so that you know the lines when you are in a theatrical performance, duh."
The hanyou flinched. "You mean that I'm gonna have to get onto a stage and act out the stuff that dumb ass character says on a stage! Aw, crap…"
"Well, as long as you don't have a major part in the performance, in truth you really shouldn't have to worry about anything."
"Keh, easy for you to say," Inuyasha remarked folding his arms. "That wretch Chiaki is in my class, and still trying to glom herself onto me. It gets hella annoying."
"You get all the luck…" Miroku sighed.
"She's been doing it even more when she got the part of Juliet or someone or other…" the hanyou groaned.
Miroku's mouth dropped wide open. He stopped immediately in his tracks, followed by Inuyasha stopping and looking at him funny. "What?"
"Inuyasha, what play is your class doing?" Miroku managed out. 'This is not good… He and Kagome were going so well…'
"Romero and Juliet or something or other. It's by some dead European bastard. Why, you heard of it?"
The houshi jumped up and thwacked Inuyasha in the head with one of his text books. "OF COURSE I KNOW IT! ROMEO AND JULIET IS PROBIBLY THE MOST FAMOUS PLAY IN THE WORLD FOR ITS ROMANCE AND IT'S KISSING SCENE, YOU BAKA! WHO WERE YOU CAST AS?"
Our little puppy dog was thoroughly confused. "Uh… as Romero, no, it was Romeo. Yeah, that's the name, Romeo. Is he important?"
Miroku made an inhaling sound like a squawk.
Inuyasha looked at his friend with worried eyes. "What is it?"
"Y-y-y-y-y," Miroku stuttered. "You're gonna have to kiss Chiaki!"
"WHAT?"
"That's right, Romeo…" Chiaki said, popping out of nowhere and instantly grabbing onto the hanyou. "I knew you didn't love that Kagome brat."
Okay, this seems like it could be little issue.
I have now figured out that I have no clue how many chapters are going to be in this story. All I know is is that it's definitely going to be more than 30. Yeah, this is a big story now. However, I now have most of the third story plotted out, and it will have at least 50 chapters. Yep, I'm going to be writing for quite a while…
Review?…