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Okay, that takes care of the hypness. On to business.
1. Kpk is planning to EVENTUALLY write an entire saga of Disclaimer. That is once she gets off her lazy butt. Look for it in the next millennium. (KPK-I HEARD THAT! (hits KZ in head with super whatever new frying pan)
2. A few of you are yelling at me that I had better not make Inu kiss Chiaki. No worries my friends.
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Disclaimer - (Yeah, so the peoples are in bad Felix's giant robotic dungeon of DOOM, except Strawberry, who has yet to be saved. Quite the peculiar day)
Shard- YOW!
Stalking Chicken- Umph! You think you hurt! Get off me!
Shard- I can't!
Love Music- sorry
Kagome- Erg! Hurry it up up there!
Shard, Stalking Chicken, and Love Music- WELL, WE'RE SORRY!
Inuyasha- er…merger…erk…umph…you had BETTER BE!
(what's going on you ask? Well, they're trying to make a human tower to reach the top. You can guess which 3 are at the top, and which one is at the bottom)
Good Felix- EE Jump, EE Jump!
Sesshy- I am very glad I twisted my ankle and was excused from this activity
Morobuku- You just wait! You're the first one who goes up there to face the robot giant thingamabobs of DOOM!
Sesshy-(gulp)
Kagome- There's still (umph) something I don't understand…
Shippou (oh yeah. He's second to the bottom. Poor fella) - AND WHAT IS THAT!
Sango- I think I know what you mean.
KungPowKitty- Yeah, I've been wondering that too
Miroku- YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT, FOR GOD'S SAKE! (third to bottom)
(the room- Click….Kachunk, click, clink, clang, boom…bb-put-put-put-bbrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!)
KPK, Sango, and Kagome- Why he called in the dungeon of doom. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(imagine you've almost reached the top of some thousand mile high chamber, and the room starts to turn. Not as in the floor is the clock and it's going counter clockwise. Oh no. the WALL is the clock face. So when it starts spinning, your little tower of people start to fall towards what was the ceiling a minute ago. You got that right)
Kaede- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
KPK- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
KZ- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Miroku- Woooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Inuyasha- MOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!
Kagome- WOOOOOOO- HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S LIKE A BIG SLIDE!
SPLAT!
(Group of people are now in a massive human pile on what was the ceiling)
Sangarouka- except not
Good Felix- (singing) UPTOWN GIRL! SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN AN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD!
Ayame- Oh put a cork in it!
Kouga- (puts a cork in Good Felix's mouth)
Love Music- Hey hold it a second. (sticks head through a hole in the new floor. Person standing by the hole in the mall floor the group originally fell through stares at Love Music…probably because for her, up is down and down is up. Get it? It's like Bugs Bunny cartoons when he's climbing a set of upside down stairs. Love Music pulls head back into dungeon) Well this is an interesting predicament
Stalking Chicken- Hey! A hole! Wheeee! (jumps through hole Love Music just stuck her head through)
(Group watches as Stalker falls up until landing on the mall ceiling with a loud thud. They each look at each other happily, and all jump through at once)
Group- WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (WhAmO!)
(cracking sound is heard coming from the roof they all just hit)
KZ- Not good
(Crack)
Inuyasha- I-I-I-if we fall up in here, does that mean…?
KPK- It was nice working' with you frying pan
(Mall ceiling cracks into a thousand pieces, falling down, while the poor group of people fall up. Thank their lucky stars they grabbed hold of something to keep them from falling into the sky)
Kagome- And they said we couldn't fall up
Miroku- Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Sango- No! If you do, it'll land on me!
Shippou- Ew!
Bad Felix (gravity is still normal for him)- Hm. Well this is a peculiar and interesting change of coarse
Strawberry-(continues to be stuck to spinning robot) You have got to be kidding me
Good Felix- (is flapping his hands like a kid does when he pretends to be a bird, is flying around upside down in the air) (singing) How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do take a cloud and pin it down? How do you make her stay, and listen to all you say? How do keep a wave upon the saaaaaaand? How do solve a problem like MariiiiiaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA? How do you hold a moonbeam in your haaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and?
Ayame- (to Kouga) I thought you put a cork in it
(Music is www . song japan .com /listen .php? Id (equals sign) 744)
CHAPTER 15 - Return of Chiaki: Part one
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…" Miroku said over and over again, shaking his bowed head in disgust.
Inuyasha shivered a bit before peeling Chiaki off of his flesh. "Listen, Chiaki, how many times do I have to tell you! I like Kagome, not you!"
"You can't fool me, Inu-Chan," she responded, returning to hugging the hanyou. "I know that you love me, otherwise why would you have taken the role of Romeo after I got Juliet?"
The hanyou popped a few blood vessels. "I-I-I-I-inu-chan? SINCE WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT YOU KNEW ME THAT WELL!"
"Since now, silly." Chiaki chirped again, latching harder onto the bewildered puppy dog.
Let's just say that Chiaki, after the whole episode with Inuyasha freaking the hell out of her after she attacked Kagome… Well, she went through a little change. The whole preppy bitch part died down a bit, and the annoying, clingy, giggly girl that faints at the sight of an Orlando Bloom keychain exploded.(KPK- you wouldn't be implying anything now would you? Just a weeeeeee bit different.
"C'mon, we're gonna be late!" Chiaki piped happily, attempting to drag Inuyasha to the nearby drama room. Desperate, he hopefully looked to his monk friend for any help of escape. 'Oh please, not when things are going so well with Kagome, and when I know that she loves me… DAMN IT, HELP ME, MIROKU!'
"I see what you meant by glomming onto you, Inuyasha." Miroku said sighing. The monk knew that there was nothing he could do about his friend's rather sticky situation, except for maybe keep his mouth shut from Kagome… for the right price.
"MIROKU! ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE OR ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME!"
"As much as I'd like to, Inuyasha," he began, looking at Chiaki's insane grin on face. "I can't think of anyway of helping, 'cept for keeping this quiet from Kagome for the right price."
The hanyou clenched his fists and practically growled. "You wouldn't."
"Get your check book out, dog boy. After school, my friend." The houshi said nonchalantly, walking down another hall toward his Geometry class. 'I really would like to help him out of this, especially for Kagome's sake. It really gets old when he keeps on breaking her heart, and if this got out, it might be in-amendable. But… Not only can't I think of anything to help, but I think that this might be a good lesson for him…'
"Stop dragging your feet and walk, Inu-chan!" Chiaki chirped again. Inuyasha kept a whimper from being sounded. 'I… have… to… kiss… this…… THING! Ugh…' He really didn't even want to touch the girl before him.
Inuyasha straightened up real quick, and started walking like a normal person, trying to shake Chiaki off of him. The teenage boy almost ran to the drama room, and took a seat where there was no place for the crazed girl to sit next to him. "Oh, fooie." Chiaki said, walking into the room.
The bell sounded.
"OKAY!" They're teacher, sensei Tamura yelled. "EVERYONE, I HAVE A SPEACIAL ANNOUNCMENT TO MAKE!"
'Nothing could make me care less…' the hanyou thought, groaning aloud.
"As all of you hopefully know," she began, moving a stray lock of her black hair away from her face. "We have been memorizing the lines for the play Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. Well, as it turns out, not only will all of us be having an in class performance of this spectacular play…" She said sighing all starry eyed. "But the principal has asked me if I would like to have this performance in front of the entire school! I obviously accepted, and said that in a week or so we should be ready, considering the lines were given out a month or so ago. But since we lack in feudal era European clothing, we are making the play feudal Japanese! ISN'T THIS EXICITING?"(KPK-(cannot breath))
She opened her eyes and saw a large part of her class smiling and chattering happily that they would be in the play. However she walked over to one of her students. "Um Inuyasha? Were you practicing your death scene falling out of your chair like that?"
No response.
Time change, place change -
Kagura quietly stepped into Kaede's hut. The wolf prince lay there on his make shift futon, as it looked writing a letter or something.
As much as she really did despise Kouga after all that had been done in times of Naraku, like his death those ways of hatred were slowly ebbing away into acquaintanceship.
"Wolf, what in the blazes are you doing now? You know the old woman told you to rest more."
"Shuddup. I'm just writing a freakin' will in case I die from these wounds, got it!" he said viciously. The wolf then returned his brush to and ink bed, replenished the black liquid, and continued to write his kanji and katakana.
"Hmph…" Kagura bellowed, sitting down on the floor. "It's broad day light, Ayame loves you, you know those wounds will heal in another several days or so, and yet you still go out and do all of this, idiot…" she looked up. He hadn't moved from his writing. "Oh, I see. I guess that if it is so that you don't live to the time that Inuyasha and Kagome come back, you want someone else to kill the dog hanyou, is that it?"
The brush snapped from Kouga's grip.
"Too right I am," Kagura chuckled, heading for the door. "I'm going to go help Kanna look for Kohaku," she said plainly, and left the small house. While walking away, 'I wonder… Why is Kanna so intent about finding that boy? She always did seem nicer to him than to others when Naraku was still in power… oh…' she thought smirking. 'So my sister must have found one that her invisible heart desires, no?' (KPK- I beg your pardon!)
Kouga stared at the mat that acted as a door for a while before reaching for another nearby brush. "Keh, you never know when you might need a will, you wind w-bitch," he cursed under his breath. Continuing to write, the wolf prince thought of how much Kagura had done to him, to his clan. Even though after Naraku died she apologized for what she had been forced to do, he didn't accept it. He never would.
"Done." he said aloud. The demon began to read the letter in his mind. 'So now, my mighty descendent, I leave with you this knowledge to come and fulfill my wish if I shall die before my wounds heal over. I wish, that in the time 500 years from my time of now, the time of sengoku, you unleash my anger in a typhoon across the land. I wish for you, in this time of my typhoon of power, that you kill off the man known as Inuyasha, Lord of Beasts, Lover of mortals, and an all around insolent puppy. Then you may claim the one Higurashi Kagome as yours and have the full orb of the four souls, the Shikon no Tama, unless I claim her before this episode can come into affect. Your name shall be what your parents beseech on you, only that they must follow my guidelines to thoust names. Your surname shall be Kouga, whether or not the one to give my heir to this typhoon of rage and power. If the child born is a son, than the names shall go as follows: first born, Zephuru. Second, Hita. And Third, Hakaku. IF the one to be born is a female pup, than her name shall be as follows: First born, Kagome. Second, Ayame. Third, Kaede. Only a male heir to my power may be allowed to complete this mission, for only they can have the one name Higurashi Kagome entered into their blood line. Yep, that ought' a do it…' he thought.
Day after day, the boy Zephuru would come in as servant to Kaede and nurse the healing wolf. As much as Kouga hated to admit it, the child of the wind was continuing to look more and more like a younger brother to his eyes. The boy would always tell Kouga of the happenings about the village, if any Shikon shards had been found, and anything else that Kouga might be concerned about. That included Ayame.
"Come to change your bandages!" Zephuru said smiling, while walking into the hut. Kouga made a huffing noise, and took off his armor. "Make it quick kid. I'm planning on walking later on today."
"That's what you say every time I come in here, Kouga. Even if it's midnight and your having pains of some sort, you always say 'make it quick, I'm doin something later.' It really gets old," he retorted, peeling off the bit of bandages from the teenage boy's chest. "Well, the bleeding has slowed down quite a bit, for that matter."
"Fine…" the wolf prince scoffed, moving the letter behind his back. "Anything new you want to bore me on today?"
"Well-"
"Zephuru, you forgot these." Ayame said, walking into the hut. Blush instantly rushed to her face looking at the bare chested wolf demon before him. Make that blushing wolf prince before her.
She quickly scuttled out of the hut.
Kouga couldn't help it. He could feel his heart starting to beat a little faster every time Ayame came near him. 'Ever since I found out that she told everyone that I saved her from that bear so I kept my pride… I… she seems… different… Almost, lovely…'
He shook his head. 'No, I love Kagome and no one else. Isn't that why I made that letter?…'
"Something wrong, Kouga?" Zephuru asked, applying sealing ointment to the wound's cover.
"No, I'm just thinking, runt." he said as commonly as he could. 'But… If I only love Kagome… then what are these feelings that I get whenever Ayame comes near?…'
Place change, time skip -
The brothers Tentsu quietly continued to add special powders onto several small strips of bamboo, chanting spells of evilness to follow. "Yaruki o narusu shintsu shintsui ren ai suru owari shi… yaruki o narusu shintsu shintsui ren ai suru owari shi…" they chanted over and over again. The evil and hatred in their words entwined themselves around and inside the incense sticks being created.
The sticks of the demonic incense grew an evilly red aura, and the body of Senko opened his eyes. "Now, brother Tako, since we have made so many of this type of smoke sticks, how long shall we have to wait for the demonic powers to seep in?… Several days, brother Tsumyena. Do not fret, we shall soon have this smoke to add to our power and we shall drain away that miko's powers to fight; for she is our only obstacle in gaining power over this puny world… who said I was fretting?… I did. Now shut up and keep chanting…"
What do you think is going to happen now? Ohhoho…… wait till you see. It is going to be SPECTACULAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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