Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. Very sad, I
know!
Rating: pretty much PG, if that!
I would just like to say thank you to everyone who reviewed: evil-rain- maker, twinkletoes, dodgerluv, and Jade. Thank you for your tips and opinions. Thanks to anyone else who reviews in the future.
This chapter occurs right after the last chapter.
As Jess, Paris, and Rory headed down to the diner, they could hear Lorelai doing her usual ranting on Luke.
"Luuuuuuuukey," Lorelai whined.
"Don't call me that. Before you ask your next question, I'll save you some time. No, you can not have any more coffee," Luke simply stated to a pouty-faced Lorelai.
"But Lukey, I NEED more coffee," Lorelai begged.
"I just gave you some. No More!"
"Oh no! I feel my body shutting down from lack of coffee," Lorelai teased.
"Get out," Luke said as he firmly pointed to the door.
"I'm so insulted. Here I am, dying, in your diner. Yet, your last words to me are 'Get out!' You won't even give me coffee as a last request," Lorelai said faking disappointment.
While Lorelai goes on rambling, Jess, Paris, and Rory return from upstairs.
"Jess, thank goodness you're here," Lorelai said to a smirking Jess.
"Words I never thought I would hear coming out of your mouth," Jess said sarcastically.
"I'm sitting here dying from lack of coffee and all your uncle says is 'Get out!' I can't believe him! He doesn't even care that my body is shutting down from lack of coffee," Lorelai says as though her feelings are hurt.
"Maybe Luke was right. Maybe your body is shutting down from too much coffee," Jess says in an I-know-everything attitude.
"I shudder at the thought. Too much coffee. That is just not possible! Who ever thought of such an idea?" asks Lorelai as she gasps. "Can you believe he said that, Rory?"
Rory didn't even realize that her mother was talking to her. She was too deep in thought.
"Huh..Oh, right, I can't believe it," Rory said still in deep thought.
Jess smirked. He couldn't help it. She said his word. All he could think is how well it sounded coming out of Rory's mouth.
"Rory? Rory? Are you alright?" asked Lorelai, concerned.
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine," answered Rory. Although, in fact, she was not fine. Something deep down in her gut kept gnawing at her.
Paris and Jess just looked at one another. They weren't sure if their plan was the best idea after all.
"I know what her problem is!" shouted Lorelai.
Jess, Paris, and Rory all got wide-eyed.
"Yeah, she's suffering from coffee deprivation, just like me. See, I haven't had coffee in 10 minutes, and I'm already suffering from the usage of big words. Must have coffee in my system! Quickly!" Lorelai shouted.
"Ok, here," Jess said as he poured Lorelai and Rory some coffee. "Paris?" Jess offered.
"Oh, no thanks," answered Paris.
"See, Lukey! Jess gives me coffee," Lorelai said as she stuck out her tongue.
"If you call me Lukey one more time.." threatened Luke huffily.
"What are you going to do to me, Lukey?" Lorelai teased.
"I won't give you any more coffee. I won't let Jess give you any coffee either," said Luke.
"You wouldn't," Lorelai said as she gasped.
"Oh, I would," answered Luke.
"You would still give me coffee, right Jess?" asked Lorelai.
"Hey, I'm staying out of this," said Jess as he went to refill customers' coffees.
"I'll have Rory get it for me then!"
"I won't give Rory any either," stated Luke.
"Hey, I didn't do anything! Why don't I get coffee?" asked Rory as she faked to be offended.
"Well, I'll find out some way to get coffee," said Lorelai as she drank the coffee she still had right in front of her.
"I have to go now," said Rory.
"But.." Lorelai whined.
"Mom, as much as I'd like to stay and listen to you talk about your evil scheme to get coffee, I have to go meet Dean. Sorry," Rory said as she grabbed her jacket.
"Fine. Leave me, daughter of mine. I only spent hours in labor for you. I guess that doesn't mean anything to you, though," Lorelai said as she faked hurt.
"Bye mom! Bye Luke! Bye Paris! Bye Jess!" Rory said as she left the diner.
"Bye," they all said in unison."
"I've got to be at the Inn in 5 minutes so I'd better go," Lorelai said checking her watch as she got her jacket. "Bye Lukey. Bye Paris. Bye Evil Diner Boy," Lorelai said with a wicked grin as she left the diner.
"I'm taking a break," Jess said as he put the coffee pot back in its right spot.
"You just got down here," said Luke.
"I'll be back later to help out. Bye Lukey," Jess said with a smirk on his face.
Jess grabbed Paris, and they left together. They weren't sure about their idea. It was too late to turn back, though. They just had to hope that it would work. That's all they could do, really.
Sorry the chapters are not very long! I'll try to make them a little longer! I hope you like the story! And don't forget to review, PLEASE! I'm open for opinions, suggestions, point of view, or anything you think about the story.
Rating: pretty much PG, if that!
I would just like to say thank you to everyone who reviewed: evil-rain- maker, twinkletoes, dodgerluv, and Jade. Thank you for your tips and opinions. Thanks to anyone else who reviews in the future.
This chapter occurs right after the last chapter.
As Jess, Paris, and Rory headed down to the diner, they could hear Lorelai doing her usual ranting on Luke.
"Luuuuuuuukey," Lorelai whined.
"Don't call me that. Before you ask your next question, I'll save you some time. No, you can not have any more coffee," Luke simply stated to a pouty-faced Lorelai.
"But Lukey, I NEED more coffee," Lorelai begged.
"I just gave you some. No More!"
"Oh no! I feel my body shutting down from lack of coffee," Lorelai teased.
"Get out," Luke said as he firmly pointed to the door.
"I'm so insulted. Here I am, dying, in your diner. Yet, your last words to me are 'Get out!' You won't even give me coffee as a last request," Lorelai said faking disappointment.
While Lorelai goes on rambling, Jess, Paris, and Rory return from upstairs.
"Jess, thank goodness you're here," Lorelai said to a smirking Jess.
"Words I never thought I would hear coming out of your mouth," Jess said sarcastically.
"I'm sitting here dying from lack of coffee and all your uncle says is 'Get out!' I can't believe him! He doesn't even care that my body is shutting down from lack of coffee," Lorelai says as though her feelings are hurt.
"Maybe Luke was right. Maybe your body is shutting down from too much coffee," Jess says in an I-know-everything attitude.
"I shudder at the thought. Too much coffee. That is just not possible! Who ever thought of such an idea?" asks Lorelai as she gasps. "Can you believe he said that, Rory?"
Rory didn't even realize that her mother was talking to her. She was too deep in thought.
"Huh..Oh, right, I can't believe it," Rory said still in deep thought.
Jess smirked. He couldn't help it. She said his word. All he could think is how well it sounded coming out of Rory's mouth.
"Rory? Rory? Are you alright?" asked Lorelai, concerned.
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine," answered Rory. Although, in fact, she was not fine. Something deep down in her gut kept gnawing at her.
Paris and Jess just looked at one another. They weren't sure if their plan was the best idea after all.
"I know what her problem is!" shouted Lorelai.
Jess, Paris, and Rory all got wide-eyed.
"Yeah, she's suffering from coffee deprivation, just like me. See, I haven't had coffee in 10 minutes, and I'm already suffering from the usage of big words. Must have coffee in my system! Quickly!" Lorelai shouted.
"Ok, here," Jess said as he poured Lorelai and Rory some coffee. "Paris?" Jess offered.
"Oh, no thanks," answered Paris.
"See, Lukey! Jess gives me coffee," Lorelai said as she stuck out her tongue.
"If you call me Lukey one more time.." threatened Luke huffily.
"What are you going to do to me, Lukey?" Lorelai teased.
"I won't give you any more coffee. I won't let Jess give you any coffee either," said Luke.
"You wouldn't," Lorelai said as she gasped.
"Oh, I would," answered Luke.
"You would still give me coffee, right Jess?" asked Lorelai.
"Hey, I'm staying out of this," said Jess as he went to refill customers' coffees.
"I'll have Rory get it for me then!"
"I won't give Rory any either," stated Luke.
"Hey, I didn't do anything! Why don't I get coffee?" asked Rory as she faked to be offended.
"Well, I'll find out some way to get coffee," said Lorelai as she drank the coffee she still had right in front of her.
"I have to go now," said Rory.
"But.." Lorelai whined.
"Mom, as much as I'd like to stay and listen to you talk about your evil scheme to get coffee, I have to go meet Dean. Sorry," Rory said as she grabbed her jacket.
"Fine. Leave me, daughter of mine. I only spent hours in labor for you. I guess that doesn't mean anything to you, though," Lorelai said as she faked hurt.
"Bye mom! Bye Luke! Bye Paris! Bye Jess!" Rory said as she left the diner.
"Bye," they all said in unison."
"I've got to be at the Inn in 5 minutes so I'd better go," Lorelai said checking her watch as she got her jacket. "Bye Lukey. Bye Paris. Bye Evil Diner Boy," Lorelai said with a wicked grin as she left the diner.
"I'm taking a break," Jess said as he put the coffee pot back in its right spot.
"You just got down here," said Luke.
"I'll be back later to help out. Bye Lukey," Jess said with a smirk on his face.
Jess grabbed Paris, and they left together. They weren't sure about their idea. It was too late to turn back, though. They just had to hope that it would work. That's all they could do, really.
Sorry the chapters are not very long! I'll try to make them a little longer! I hope you like the story! And don't forget to review, PLEASE! I'm open for opinions, suggestions, point of view, or anything you think about the story.