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Okey dokey people, I think that the year 2005 is the year of cursed computers. Why do you ask? Well, although I was able to get our big HP (an ME. Crappy program) to get back out of it's 'coma' (Which I hope will last), Our laptop has turned into a crappy piece of shit for which if it didn't have some very important files on it, I would chuck it out of a window right now. Although, at least I know what the overall problem of it is... I think. I believe the source of this crappy-ness is from Norton Anti-Virus crap, and McAfee stuff. I am telling you know, if you have one or both of those on your computer, DESTROY THEM IN ANY WAYS POSSIBLE! IT DOES NOT MATTER IT YOU HAVE TO TAKE A MAGNET TO THE HARDDRIVE, JUST GET THE CRAP OFF!

Now, anyway. This is what I have set up for my hp that has working well for now at least. 1. Spybot Search and Destroy, 2. Spyware Doctor, and Internet is 3. AOL 8.0. Now, if any of you guys have a better system that has you computer working wonderfully, plz let me know. But from what I have learned, I believe that any and every thing that says it is a firewall is nothing but crap. I have tried a grand total of 12 firewalls on the laptop, each of which eventually stopped me from opening any programs beside itself, that is until I was able to delete it from my computer. And by the way, a word of advice, if a program does not have an uninstall option, that is usually a sign to keep it as far away from your computer as humanly possible.

Now, anyway...

Disclaimer- (all of Inuyasha group and extras) GET WELL SOON, KPK!

Just to let you know, my sister is majorly sick right now, and is hacking her freakin' lungs out. Wish her health, please.

CHAPTER 16 - Return of Chiaki: Part Two

Chiaki strutted down the school hallway, being sure to smile flirtatiously towards every guy she came by. To think this is what she did every day after last hour.

"Hey, there..." she said flipping her hair at one of the school 'jocks', Waroko. Being the stupid pervert that he was, the muscle head followed her immediately. "So Chiaki, whatch'ya got?"

"Walk and talk, babe. " she said, continuing towards the school front doors. "Well, it seems that the whole little Romeo and Juliet play has taken a turn for the best, for both of us that is."

"Really? How?"

Hiking up her skirt a little bit, Chiaki tilted her head to the baseball captain. He was tall, had black hair, and some of the deepest brown eyes she had ever seen. Of course, the little preppy girl before us knew that in truth, that was practically all he had in his head. Waroko had only passed into high school with a LITTLE bit of bribing from his millionaire father.

"The thing is is that not only will I be kissing my wonderful boyfriend Inu-Chan (Sigh...), but it's going to be in front of the entire school, getting rid of Higurashi for good."

"But he isn't your boyfriend yet, right?"

"SHUT UP!"

Thwok.

"Ow..." Waroko whined, rubbing the large bump on his skull.

"Inu-Chan IS my boyfriend, you retard!" Chiaki whispered hatefully in the boy's ear. "He's my little puppy dog that will be mine forever and ever..." Rather ironic she called him a puppy dog.

"He's no puppy, but he's a bastard of a dog." Waroko fumed, crossing his arms over his chest. "Right when I was about to ask out Higurashi on a date, I get news from her little friends that not only was she ignoring that dolt Hojo but it was because she was seeing this other guy... And 'course then he came here..."

"And he came here..." the preppy girl grew sparkles all over her eyes. This was one of those moments that Waroko got real creeped out by his comrade in arms. He moved a little bit farther away from her, thus ramming right into some lockers. What a great team they are.

Time change, place change

"What's you price, you perverted bastard?" Inuyasha asked, attempting his best not to yell at the top of his lungs. He was still getting major shivers of having to get THAT close to the girl that already made his insides lurch in a way to make him vomit. It was all the hanyou could do from not clobbering and killing our little Miroku.

"Considering the problem at stake..." Miroku began, putting up a finger to his face. The two were in the living room, where no one else was present at the moment. Kagome had gone to walk home Shippou and Sota from elementary school.

"It'll be 100 yen each." Sango said, popping out of nowhere. Inuyasha practically had a heart attack. Okay, so kill off the whole practically part.

"GAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE CRAP!"

"Thank you for that wake up call, Inuyasha." Houshi-sama said plainly, shaking his head in a way to get his ears to stop ringing.

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD, YOU TOLD HER!"

"As a matter a fact I did, since I thought she could help out a little bit with trying to at least lessen this predicament a little bit."

"Don't forget Inuyasha," Sango said. "Kagome is our friend, too. We don't like to see her get hurt any more than you do... well, maybe that's not so."

Both Miroku and the hanyou raised an eyebrow at this. "What do you mean, Sango my sweet?" The houshi asked.

"Let's just say I wasn't fully asleep all the way through the wee hours of the morning yesterday." She looked directly at Inuyasha, who then instantly blushed deeper than any shade of pain the pervert before them had ever felt on his face. He began to twirl his fingers around each other, attempting to look like nothing ever happened. "Y-y-y-y-you weren't?"

"Nope." She said, a small smile curling onto her face. " I heard everything."

Inuyasha gulped.

"Heard what?" Miroku asked, turning to the youkai exterminator. She straightened up in her seat, flipping a little bit of her hair out of her face. She was oh so glad that Kagome had taught her how to be a little flirtish. " Oh, nothing important."

They heard the front door opening up, followed by the sounds of Shippou, Sota, and Kagome talking or laughing or other. Miroku put up his hand quickly and began whispering. "I concur this 'meeting' concluded. Next one shall be tomorrow, same place, and same time.

"Hi, Kilala!" Shippou was heard in the hallway. Still watching over Buyo?"

The cat demon had been feeling very guilty about the state that the now deranged feline was in. She hadn't let him out of her site ever since he had gotten home from the vet. Although, the vet wasn't kidding when he said that the family pet might have a change in personality, cause he had starting dropping off weight like no tomorrow. Whether or not that was because of the friction of his tummy on the floor doing its work on those pounds or the fact that he moved quicker than a group of dieters after a slice of cheesecake at a Slim-Fast Convention was beyond anyone's knowledge.

"Hold it." Inuyasha said, rising from his place. He walked out of the room, and looked toward the front door. 'I knew I smelled someone else's scent.' "What are you doing here?"

"Well thank you very much if Kagome's grandpa said that he was going to help me with spiritual powers or whatever after school today, dog-boy!" Eri snapped back.

Twitch, twitch. "What did you just call me?"

"Dog-boy."

"Why you-"

"Kagome's grandfather went to the grocery store with her mother." Sango said, popping her head out of the living room. Popping into random places seemed to be a new fad of hers.

"Oh, well I guess I cane wait for him, then." Eri said, setting down her backpack.

"That's okay," Miroku exclaimed, walking into the main hall. "Being a monk of exorcism myself, I can definitely take up the task of helping you along, Eri." He finished, smiling happily.

"Really?" Kagome's friend asked. "You're a monk of exorcism?"

He nodded, and put a finger up to his mouth. Miroku pulled a sutra out of his pocket, and slowly started to creep up behind Inuyasha. (KZ - We'ur hunting wabbits. Be vewy vewy quiet...) He stuck the sutra onto the teenager's back.

In a burst of light and electricity, Inuyasha was sent to the ceiling, ricocheted off into a picture frame, soared over a quick to duck Kagome and Shippou, blasted into the living room, got electrocuted by the television, whizzed into the kitchen, sent all of the papers on the refrigerator flying, flew out of the kitchen, and splatted into the front door. He slid down slowly, completely charred black.

"I'm a monk of exorcism, all right." Miroku said, grinning from ear to ear. "We can go into the living room to start lessons." the houshi said, pulling the girl towards the room Inuyasha was just electrocuted in. Before Eri was pulled in, Sango whispered in her ear. "Keep a sharp eye."

Time change

Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Naena were all up in Kagome's room, working on homework. Well, pretty much. "Inuyasha, I don't think Sensei Dokuyonimi will want a math paper that is ripped up." Naena said, not even looking up from his homework.

"Shut up! If the stupid thing is annoying me that much, I kill it!"

"Then why don't you ask for help?" Kagome implied, turning around in her desk chair to face the hanyou on her bed. He stared at her like he wanted to say something cruel, but for once held his tongue. The miko somewhat stared at him for a moment in disbelief, but shook it off.

"Fine, damn it. Naena, what're you working on?"

The green haired boy showed Inuyasha his homework. "Advanced calculus and aeronautic physics theorems, why?"

"Did I hear that right?" Sango asked, looking over to Naena.

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU PERVERT!"

SLAP!

"What happened?" Naena wondered aloud.

"Simple, Eri kept a sharp eye." Sango said, rolling her own eyes.

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