WEEEEEENESSSS! I LOVE YOU ALL! GO REVIEWS, RAISE DA ROOF, RAISE D ROOF!
I have now seen the movie Ella Enchanted (I know, I'm a guy, but I have four sisters, okay), and it is a lot better than what I thought it would be. Seriously, it is VERY awesomeness. (KPK- you know, you use that 4 sisters excuse a lot)
I'm planning on releasing the name of the next story in the next chapter.
I should really shut up and type.
Disclaimer - (Hi! I'm back! Miss me? I missed you! (hugs disclaimers and many peoples) Okay! One to business. Last time, as I recall, our heroes - Strawberry have found that gravity has switched on them. Basically: falling up. And unless I'm mistaken, they were holding on desperately to the mall roof to keep from falling up into the sky to their doom! (dun dun duuuuuuuuh))
Kouga- Okay, nobody panic! Everything's under control! (is hanging off of roof)
Ayame- (hanging off of Kouga) Yeah, it's under control alright. We just happen to be breaking every known law of physics.
Kagome- How do you know about physics? (is hanging off a pipe in the roof)
Love Music- Still, don't panic! Kouga's right, it'll only make things worse!
Inuyasha- (is panicking) (is hanging off a banner of some sort)
Kamiko-Zephuru- (is hanging off of banner next to Inuyasha) (slaps Inuyasha) Snap out of it!
Evil Felix(down in mall, gravity's normal for him)- This is really entertaining
Strawberry- Okay, God. You've made your point. Just kill us now (yep still spinning. Someone really needs to service that giant robot sea urchin of DOOM)
Shippou- So if we shouldn't panic, then what SHOULD we do? (is hanging off Kagome)
Sango- Climb back in the mall? (is hanging off of...
Sangarouka- Freak out? (is hanging off of...
Shard- Pray? (is hanging off of...
Love Music- Call 9-1-1? (is hanging off of...
KungPowKitty- (erk) I can't hold on much longer! (is hanging off a different banner than two boys)
Good Felix (He seems to be the only one who just floats) - (is singing and dancing upside down in the air) HIT ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!
Morobuku- Don't tempt me
Stalking Chicken- Aw, let him. At least we'll die happy
Inuyasha- (shakes Stalking Chicken roughly) DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, YOU'LL JINX US!
Miroku- Get a grip
KZ -(is presently being clung to very tightly by the very, very nut-jobbed Inuyasha) Believe me, he has a grip
Kagome- HEY! SOMEONE HELP US!
Strawberry- HELP ME WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
KPK- I CAN'T HOLD ON ANYMORE! (let's go of banner)
Shard, Sango, Sanga, Love Music- NOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Five girls start to, well, fall up.)
Shard- (hits KPK as they fall up) Why did you do that!
KPK- (hits her back) You try it!
Love Music- Hey! No fighting! We need a plan!
Sangarouka- (is falling in a sitting position) Especially since we have only about a minute until we're in outer space
Sango- Wha's that?
(Other three girls go bug eyed. Sango decides it isn't good)
(it's really funny that I'm listening to the song I'm listening to. One of the lyrics is 'if I could fall into the sky.')
Sangarouka-(calmly asks Love Music) Can we panic now?
Love Music- I think you could justify it
(Girls look at each other. And start screaming)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(INHALE)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(WHAM)
OW!
(They've been saved! Well sort of. They hit the bottom a 747. I'm sure the pilots are concerned. Especially since they just put on the landing gear.)
Shard- So should we rejoice or continue panicking?
(Next time! What are the rest up to?)
CHAPTER 17 - Turbulent Tuesday
Inuyasha stared up at the ceiling of Sota's room, still trying to get to sleep on his futon. Wasn't working all that well.
His face stoic, the hanyou's head in truth was burning with thoughts. He had his arms placed behind his neck, so that his hands would act as a cushion for his head. 'I heard her say it with my own ears... Heard her say she l-loves me...' he still had a hard time trying to get the thought stuck into his head. 'So... Why can't I tell her that I feel the same way to her... Damn it, Kagome... You're the only person I know that can intimidate me this much...' He made a frown. 'I swear, she's softening me up so much that pretty soon I'm gonna be a marshmallow that's been put in the microwave...'
Inuyasha eyed the sleeping Miroku, and then came back to reality. 'That's right... I'm in that dumb-as-hell play, and I'm gonna have to kiss that, that...' he thought for a second. 'I can't even think of a word for it. Just... Blechuaoiuyhfakwyehdfgaweyhgf... Okay, that's not a word, but what the hell.' (KPK- it's a word if I have anything to say about it!)
The dog boy rolled over onto his side, adjusting to a more comfortable position. Pulling the covers farther up his body, Inuyasha felt so alone right then. It was almost winter, the room was cold, and he was the only one awake in the household. He knew; he could hear the heart beats of multiple people all around him.
Loneliness was a familiar thing to Inuyasha. When he had been young, he had been entrapped by it after his mother died until he had become cold and almost heartless. When he had been with Kikyo the first time, before she died as well, he still didn't feel like he had company with her. He didn't feel like he would have been able to tell her his greatest secrets, his greatest fears, his inner most thoughts. That's one reason she still didn't know about his transforming into a human every full moon.
Then it hit him. 'Next Tuesday is the moonless night...' He'd have to make preparations to make sure nothing would happen then. Well, nothing bad at least.
Memories swept back into his thoughts. Of when he had been all alone during his human periods, having to hide somewhere; a cave, a tree, even a mansions horse stables once.
'Of course... That doesn't happen any more...' he smiled, remembering when he had first been in human form with Kagome, and he said that she smelled good. 'She always did. I guess my human form is more open to emotions than half demon form...' The memory of when Naraku ensnared everyone but Kagome in his death-by-fear spell came to him, when it was the fact that Kagome had said that he wasn't alone anymore that saved him and the others from death. And then another memory came back to him. 'I wonder...'
Inuyasha frowned. 'Kagome never answered my question back then. Did Kikyo really almost kill her-?'
A sudden rush of evil swept straight through the shrine house. It was so powerful that Inuyasha shot straight up in his futon, panting for breath. Once he got a hold of his breathing pattern, "What the hell!"
The hanyou jumped up from his futon, lunging for his Tetsusaiga. 'Haven't felt one of those for a while...'
A second wave of evil energy surged through the room, this time actually hitting inanimate objects as well as the living beings in there. The force knocked over the books on Sota's desk, caused some of Inuyasha's homework sheets to be singed, finally throwing the hanyou into the wall. Inuyasha was knocked out.
time change
Inuyasha awoke with a groggy feeling all over. Slowly pushing himself up, he looked over to the nearby clock. 6:40.
He rubbed his head. 'What the hell happened?...'
(Quick little time jump)
"I don't understand, my homework looked perfectly fine when I went to bed..." Kagome said at the breakfast table, looking at the lined paper. All of the edges looked like they were singed with a match.
Inuyasha could still sense the weak remnants of the last wave thing that hit the previous night. 'Damn it, if only that thing had a scent I would be able to kill it, but noooooooo... it has to be NON LIVING!'
Given several minutes, the rest of the teens and Inuyasha finished their breakfast of cereal, and headed off to school. The place of education and memories; those we love and those we wish could throw down a garbage disposal. (Oh, I wish I could do that. It would be deviously fun... shutting up)
The hanyou walked into his homeroom, along with Kagome and Naena. Unfortunately, Chiaki was already in there.
The moment he walked into the room, the preppy girl shot up straight in her seat. "Inu-Chan! Hi there..." Inuyasha was about to yell at the girl, but he heard a rather disturbing sound behind him. "I-I-I-I-Inuyasha..." Naena squeaked from behind him. The hanyou turned around to find Kagome looking not that happy. Especially since about one hundred blood vessels popped every where, and her hair was flying up and down like it was right above a fire. "Since... when... did... she... know... you... that... well!"
He quickly whispered " The hell that I know! That stupid, preppy, bitch made it up on her own."
Kagome calmed down a little bit.
'Oh yeah...' Inuyasha recalled. 'Downgrading Chiaki equals good on Kagome's standards...'
"Okay everyone, sit down, I have the morning announcements," their homeroom teacher called. The hanyou, miko, and green haired boy all sat down in their designated seats.
"Announcement 1. The track team will be meeting in the gym after school today for..."
Kagome quickly whispered to Inuyasha, "Remember when Miroku signed up for the team, and then quit after the first meet?"
"Yeah, that was a classic."
Chiaki watched the two from the farther back of the room. 'I've got to do something to get rid of Higurashi... Waroko, you need to move your butt with getting that plan of yours down...'
"Announcement 2. Because of low averaged test scores for the mid term tests, the block system of the school has been changed. Now, everyone will have all of their classes every day for two thirds of the amount of time unless scores are brought up. School will now end at three o'clock."
Inuyasha fell straight out of his chair. Chiaki clasped her hands together and gasped happily with stars in her eyes. Naena continued looking at his beloved spoon. Kagome was clueless.
Inuyasha crawled back into his desk, face distraught. Well, that's putting it politely. He was a little bit closer to... almost crying.
Kagome cocked her head to a side. "What is it Inuyasha?"
'Damn, that's not helping...' "Er, um, nothing..." he stuttered, blush tinting his face. He slowly turned his head toward his desk. 'First I actually have to be in a play with Chiaki, then I have to go to the class I have with her every day, and now Kagome is looking cute! IS THE WORLD LAUGHING AT ME OR SOMETHING!'... (KPK- I know I am)
Kagome watched in complete stupor as Inuyasha whammed his head into his desk several times, almost knocking off his hat.
quick time change
The hanyou wanted a gun. A revolver, machine gun, bazooka, nuclear weapon launcher, hell, even if it was a dart gun, if it could get the future Juliet off of him, Inuyasha would gladly cut off all his hair. (KPK- I know a barber) Of course, this was not in the cards of luck.
"Chiaki, this is the twelfth time, GET OFF ME!" he roared, attempting to wriggle free from her grip upon him.
"Isn't this just wonderful, Inu-Chan? We get to see each other every da-"
"No, it's awful, cruel, stupid, and should be damned to the deepest ring of hell! NOW HOLY SHIT WILL YOU LET GO OF ME!"
Chiaki let go of the sour dog, and made an almost pouting pose. "Hmph, what's wrong with my widdle Inu-Chan?"
"You. Now get away," he retorted, taking the opportunity to run over and sit down in his desk across the room. Chiaki slowly walked back to her seat. 'Hm... Waroko, even thought part one of our plan is the only part completed, I believe it's time to have it initiated...'
She sat down in her desk. 'Oh yeah, Higurashi will be running to Waroko after that... and I'll have my Inuyasha all to myself...'
"Well, this certainly was a startle for me, everyone," Their drama teacher said, coming into the room. "I wasn't expecting to be getting class everyday."
The sensei walked over and sat in her desk taking a quick sip of coffee. What wonders caffeine can do to one's personality.
"BUT! SINCE WE HAVE ALL OF THIS NEW TIME, THE PRINCIPAL HAS DECIDED THAT THE PLAY IS GOING TO BE NEXT TUESDAY! THAT GIVES US JUST ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE THE SETS AND GET PROPS AND SUCH! WHAT WONDERFUL NEWS!"
'My... life... is... falling... apart...' Inuyasha thought, sulking down in his chair, listening to his classmates smile and laugh with happiness. 'If only I had Tetsusaiga here...'
"And don't forget everyone..." They're teacher raised a finger in the air, smiling like an idiot. "Next Friday is the Winter dance!"
Inuyasha took a gulp. 'I knew I forgot something.'
Oh boy, Inuyasha's life is spiraling farther and farther down... and it doesn't end soon... BWAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAKIUSGXDTFKSRUAWEYGJRMAYWGE
hack, cough, wheeze.
Rev-cough- iew?... (KPK- eat a cough drop, for God's sake)