Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Author's Note: Yea lame I know, but when has what fanfic writers did ever seem unlame in the big picture. Also I really have no idea what Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory was about, so it's not a direct parody. All I really remember is candy, Willy Wonka, and some Oompa Loompas.
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Naruto and the Ramen Factory
Prologue/Teaser/Whatever
The Commercial
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Everyone in the entire world's televisions suddenly turned on to see a tall blond man in a brightly colored orange suit. Many people were scared because they didn't remember turning on their TVs. Some were very, very pissed since this weird blond man had interrupted their sport games, favorite shows, time alone with themselves or significant other, and well (narrator's voice lowers) their porn. (Back to normal) There were also people that really didn't care since they were watching crap anyway. Oh well who cares about the people watching, lets turn our attention back to the man it the brightly colored suit shall we.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and other things with mouths and money! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, the founder of Konoha ramen products. I'm proud to say the best ramen in the world. Anyways I'm holding a little contest, the winners of which will get to be the first people to ever visit my ramen factory. All you have to do is find the golden naruto in your ramen. However there will only five lucky winners. So get to eating!"
After that everyone's TVs went back to whatever they were before the whole commercial. Now Uzumaki Naruto was only speaking in Japanese so a lot of people were confused. They didn't know what the hell the man in the brightly colored suit had been saying. However if they didn't focus so much on the man in the brightly colored suit they would've noticed the subtitles. Oh well it was going to be in the news the next day/hour/minute, so they only had to be confused for a little while.
Now the people in Japan, who knew what Uzumaki Naruto had been saying, were excited. They had no life. They were already getting dressed to go to the supermarket to get themselves a large supply of ramen so they could be the winners. The dull, the boring and personality-less people would finally have something to boast about once the won.
Dumb little optimistic people, did they forget that there were only five golden narutos. Hmmm, with the whole world playing we'll just have to wait to see who gets the golden narutos.
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Author Note: Review people and make me happy! Then I might continue this thing because I have really large lack of commitment.