Yugi P.O.V.
I felt so warm when I finally started to wake up. It was like I was on some tropical beach without a care in the world. Well I think it felt like I was on a tropic beach since I have never been on one and probably never will. I purred in contentment.
'To hell with some tropical beach, this is fucking paradise' I thought happily. /Mm yeah, this is purrfect/ Yami said while mentally stretching out like a cat. 'Oh man Yami, your starting to speak like a cat now, whats next, you'll start meowing or possibly start chasing chipmunks.' I mocked.
/Chipmunks do sound like a nice meal at the moment do they not/ Yami stated calmly. '...Yuck Yami, that is disgusting' I thought as I started opening my eyes. I stretched a little when I finally opened my eyes. I then looked up. Crimson. Which means Hiei. I thought happily.
I purred softly into Hiei's chest, wanting to see his reaction. A small, almost invisible shade of pink started to spread on his face.
"Hey Hiei, that cat seems to really like you, maybe you should keep him," Yusuke said.
"Hn, why on earth would I keep a cat," said Hiei as he dropped me to floor where my rump hit first. I winced. 'Ow that hurt' I thought unhappily. /serves you right for all that cuddling you
I then looked around. I blinked. I knew this place, it's a coffee shop, a very familiar coffee shop. 'This is a coffee shop that grandpa takes me sometimes whenever we go to Tokyo to get some new games.' I thought happily.
"Well hello there, now aren't you a pretty kitty," I heard someone purr. My fur went rigid at the voice as I very slowly turned around. There I saw a male siamese cat with black tipped ears and a cream colored body.
I gulped, this coffee shop was known to only let cats in so that there owners and their little kitty cats could enjoy there own species company. That was why I always had liked this shop, cause you could pet and look at all the different kinds of cats.
I then looked around me. Cats...lots of cats. Everywhere. I looked at the people who were now at the moment my companions. The idiot named Kuwabara looked like he was having a field day with all the furry felines and Hiei looked just plain annoyed. The other two were up paying for some food.
I gulped once more. "Eh heh heh er uh thank for the er compliment," I said in I guess cat language. The male just licked his lips at me. 'RED ALERT RED ALERT, FREAKY FELINE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT' I thought nervously.
Suddenly I realized a whole bunch of other cats were starting to surround me. /Shit/ Yami thought. Then out of nowhere the cat pounced at me, and if it weren't for Yami's protective nature kicking in, then I would have been a humping pole for these sex craving lunatics.
Yami had quickly jumped out of the way before coming back down and giving the smart mouth a good kick in the ass. "MEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWW" The cat screamed in agony.
"Beat it you horny bastard," Yami hissed, flexing his claws in a very convincing way. The cat gulped before smirking.
"Nah, I like the feisty type, they turn me on the most," said the cat that I shall now dub as Fucker.
"Fuck your self you fucking fucker fuck," Yami said angrily. I blinked in astonishment. 'Wow Yami has got one bad kitty mouth,' I thought. Suddenly all the cats in the area started pouncing all at once at who else but yours truly.
/Great just great, we get away from the horny duo known as Malik and Marik, only to have a bunch of pussy's wanting to shove their little things in my ass/ Yami said sarcastically.
'Honestly Yami, now is not the time to think about cats trying to fuck the living daylights out of us, now is the time to fucking get away from the horny bastards that are trying to have our children' I said back in a nervous though amused tone.
'I must be really one sick bastard to be sitting here talking to Yami so casually while a bunch of fur balls are out to shove their little dicks in my ass,' I thought. /Who ever says you are innocent and pure minded are fucking retards/ Yami said smirking.
I couldn't help but agree. Yami then came back to the real world and jumped up once more and did a back flip, successfully landing on a chandelier, and also successfully getting away from the horny kitty cats.
'Neat trick' I said in awe, trying to actually believe my body did that. /Thanks I learned it from always trying to run away from Anzu/ Yami said proudly. I shook my head mentally. 'What an egomaniac' I couldn't help but think.
"Hey guys, I never knew cats could do back flips that high before," I heard Kuwabara say. I looked over at them. Every creature in the whole coffee shop whether human or feline was staring at me.
'This is not my day' I whined. I then looked down. The cats were all jumping up trying to reach my hiding place though to no avail. Yami smirked.
"Go fuck yourselves you fucked up demented kittens," Yami yelled mockingly as he grinned like well a cat. 'If I didn't know better I would think you were enjoying this' I said with sarcasm lacing my every word. Truth be told I could tell Yami was enjoying this VERY much.
/So what can I say, people just adore me and I can't help but laugh at their pain/ said Yami. I sighed. 'Yup, he is definitely an egomaniac' I thought. Then Yami did something completely unexpected.
"Hey sweethearts how do you like this," said Yami before turning around and letting MY rear end face the kinky kittens. Then Yami started to shake MY ass towards our very, very horny kittens only making them to give out cat calls.
'Yami that's my ass your shaking out there so stop it or I swear I when we get our own bodies I am going to fucking make you go out with that bitchy wannabe Anzu,' I screeched as I tried to keep myself from dying from embarrassment. I looked over at Hiei. The deranged bastard was fucking smirking at me. SMIRKING. And I thought these cats were bastards.
"Hey sweetheart, why don't you come down here and I'll give your ass a nice little massage," I heard some random cat say. For a moment I took back control of my cat body to glare at the fucker and say menacingly,
"Why would I want something like that from a guy who has to pay whores extra just to get them to go down the street with them."
/Good one/ Yami complimented, pride obvious in his voice. 'Damn straight it was good though do cats pay other cats to come to their bed with em or what' I thought back.
All the cats down below started to go into fits of laughter at the other kittens misfortune. I smirked. 'Yup that's right sweethearts, I am your pharaoh so bow down and start calling me your master cause that is how its gonna be in this little café for now on' I thought as I looked at my new 'servants.'
/Heh heh now who to torture first/ Yami thought evilly.
"Great we got a melodramatic kitten to deal with," said Yusuke while taking a sip of his coffee.
"Hn, better then a retarded moron, we don't need another one," Hiei said though his insult was pointed straight toward the so called retarded moron known as Kuwabara.
"What did ya say shrimp," said Kuwabara as he stopped stroking a very uncomfortable cat who looked ready to run for her life.
And that was how the cat Yugi/Yami and the spirit detectives first became true companions. Please keep in tuned if you are not already dead from the stupidity of this entire chapter.
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