ALMOST TO 200! HOLY CRAPYNESS!
I have just gotten the Ella Enchanted Soundtrack (I know, I know, I'm practically obsessed) and it ROCKS! It is very uplifting, and all but one of the songs I am thinking of using in my fan fic later on. A few I know for sure.
Anyway, we are now one more chapter closer to the third story.
Disclaimer - KPK gets back tomorrow. Please bear with me; I know it's hard. My house hasn't been near its normal level of insanity since she left.
CHAPTER 20 - Operation... RUN!
Morobuku and Miroku came through the front door, carrying two bags over their shoulders. "We got it."
Sango walked over and grabbed one of the cloth sacks. "I think that all of this should be enough..." Off she went, hauling the next part of Operation SB into the living room. Shippou came bounding in, and started 'helping' the youkai exterminator pull the bag into the other room, not that it much helped. "Uff, Sango, this bag is really heavy!" The kitsune whined.
"I do believe I noticed that." she retorted, and continued to pull on the bag. Finally getting to the door, Sango used her foot to slide it open. "Next delivery here."
"Okey, let's get crackin'." Inuyasha said, cracking his knuckles loudly, along with turning his head in a way that some of the spinal disks cracked themselves. Everyone in the room stared at him. "What?"
"That was rather... loud." Yuka exclaimed. The hanyou just shrugged, and took hold of the bag Sango had been attempting to drag. "You call this heavy! Yeah right." he was holding it with one arm.
Sango scoffed at his over done move, but still walked over to the table that Kagome was sitting at. The miko clapped her hands giddily, grabbed some scissors, and was about to start cutting, when she remembered something. "Does everyone have their gas masks on?"
The multiple people in the room shook their heads yes, having their massive green masks bob up and down. Kagome smiled again, and put her gas mask on. She had to admit it, coming up with a revenge plan and actually getting to go through with it was definitely a fun thing to do.
What you want
You know I got it
What you need
Cuz baby you know I got it
She cut open the bag slowly, to not disturb the dust in it. Naena shut all door and windows in the room, just to be on the safe side.
Kagome stretched some latex operation gloves onto her hands. She held out her hand to Sangarouka, who was right next to her. "Bag." she commanded.
Sanga handed her a nearby bag, which had the high school drama club insignia on it. "Bag."
Kagome set the bag down in front of her. She extended her hand to Sota, who was on the other side of her. "Shovel."
He handed her a small shovel.
The miko started dumping loads of the white powder into the school bag. She had to be careful, they all did; it was itching powder. But not only that...
Kagome set down the bag of itching powder, and opened up another bag that had the words 'sneezing powder' on it. She then started dishing out some of that powder into the bag.
Grinning deviously, Kagome set down the bag of sneezing powder. She outstretched her hand again, this time to her mother. "Eggs."
Her mother handed her a carton of a dozen eggs.
All I'm askin
Is for respect when you get home
Yea baby...when you get home...just a little bit
Kagome dropped all of the eggs into the sack, looking around the room at all of the laughing people. Revenge was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet.
She once again held out her hand, this time to Suuna. (Remember the nurse at the hospital from the last story? This is her) "Impact Destruction Device."
The nurse handed her the metal gizmo.
I ain't gonna do you wrong
When your gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong
Kagome placed the thingamabob in the bag, and then covered it all up with some more itching and sneezing powder. And just for fun, the miko put a cherry in on top of it all before sewing up the school sand bag. Correct, she just put all of those wondrous ingredients into a sand bag for the stage.
After the boys quickly disposed of the bags that had held the sneezing and itching powder originally, Kagome and the others took off their gas masks. "This should take care of her."
Yanayai smiled. If her daughter had been doing this to someone else, she would have intervened. However, considering the slutty bitch they were striking back against, she was willing to make an exception.
It was a matter of minutes before the teens arrived at the high school with Ms. Higurashi and her car.
Cuz I don't wanna
All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home
...Alright now...when you get home...alright
Miroku, Sango, Naena, Kagome, and Inuyasha, all dressed in black and such, slowly got out of the car. "Mom," Kagome whispered. "Turn on your walkie talkie. We'll probably need a quick getaway after this...
Yanayai nodded, and watched her daughter and friends enter the school.
The five teenagers quietly made their way into the school. But there were two problems; once they got in it was pitch black, and they could hear the school guard making his rounds. In other words, not good.
"Naena," Sango whispered. "Where are we?"
"Um..." the green haired boy felt around for his flashlight and school map, grabbing hold of both and taking a look. " We just came in by the west entrance, correct?"
They were all very slowly making their way down the hall. "Yeah..."
"The we should be about here... uh-oh..."
"Uh-oh?" Inuyasha questioned. "No uh-oh. What uh-oh?"
I'm about to give you
All my money
All I'm asking in return honey
"Umm... we just came into the girls locker room." he said quietly. Miroku started smiling like and idiot before Sango slapped him upside the head. "Don't even think about it you pervert."
Kagome whirled around to face Naena. "THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM!" se yelled/whispered. "WHY DIDN'T WE GO THROUGH A DOOR OR SOMETHING? HOW THE HELL DID WE GET IN HERE?"
"First off, there was no nearby door. Second, we went through a window. Third, I had thought this said the girl's mocker room, so don't go blaming me, okay!"
"How did you get mocker from locker!"
He pointed to the map. "Look, there is a splatter of toner on the map."
Inuyasha came up from behind them, lugging the monstrosity of a sand bag on his back. "True. The way that looks like, I can see how he got mocker."
Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed. "Whatever. Which way to the auditorium?"
Is to give me my proper when you get
Home...all right...when you get home
Naena took another quick look at his map. "Well, since we're in the locker room, we should be right by the gym, which is connected to the auditorium... so..." he stuck out his finger. "That way."
"I could have told you that," Sango sighed, walking towards where the green haired boy had pointed. "Those are the only doors in this room."
The others shrugged, and made their way out of the locker room. Well, four made their way out while dragging Miroku.
The teens crept by the gym, and found their way to the auditorium. Inuyasha walked in first, but then darted back out into the hallway. The others looked at him bewildered. "What is it?"
"The guard is in there!" he scorned quietly.
Kagome put a finger to the side of her face, but then raised it in with arrival of an idea.
Your kisses are sweeter than honey
And guess what
So is my money
And all I want you to do for me is to give it to me when you get home
...Alright now...when you get home...a lil respect
Time skip
Inuyasha had his legs anchored up at the ceiling, then holding onto Miroku, then onto Sango, then Kagome, then Naena, who was holding the sand bagRight below them was the school guard, who apparently was as deaf as a bird that had a nest by a foghorn.
Inuyasha had directed them to the right place where Chiaki would be in the play from the dress rehearsal earlier the day, so now they were trying to get rid of the sand bag already there and replace it with theirs. Lots of fun.
Inuyasha could hear the steel beam his legs were on beginning to creak. "Yo, hurry it up!" he whispered.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me
Right when Naena had the bag about in the right spot... CRACK!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care d c me
All of the teens fell down to the stage, thus having the bag land and explode on the unsuspecting guard. Before he started sneezing and itching all over, he turned around and yelled, "FREEZE!"
In turn, Kagome yelled, "RUN!"
Ooooohhhhhhh... a little respect
All five of them bolted out of the auditorium, through the hallways, jumped a flight of stairs, out a corridor, into the main hallway they had been in earlier that day, and outside to Yanayai's car. Right before they got in and she hit the gas, out came the sneezing and itching guard. "STOP!"
He ate their dust.
Well, that was a little new...
Song was Respect, Kelly Clarkson version
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