Konnichi wa minna-san. I am soooooo sorry for not updating sooner. I would have really but I got really sick so I wasn't feeling well enough to write. i hope this chapter will make you guys forgive me. Anyways thank you all so much for the reviews. It really made me feel better though I am still sick.

I am positive you guys will enjoy this chapter. At one scene I was laughing for like ten minutes as I was writing it. Had to stop writing so I could finally stop laughing. heh heh. Well anyways, Yugioh and Yu Yu hakusho do not belong to me.

But the song Kitty Kung fu does cause I made it. Its not too good of a song but it was all I could make up in my boredom and state of sickness. Normally I could do better. Oh well. Lets get on to the fanfic now shall we.

Yugi's P.O.V.

'God thisis just plain crazy' I thought as I looked at all the cats. They were everywhere. On the walls, the floor, the tables, just plain everywhere. I could hear Yami mentally say /wow so many wonderful and willing servants/

'Yami I don't think any of them are willing to do anything but have sex and get free samples of food.' I said back while looking around. The cats who had harassed me earlier were now staring at me with a hungry, wild look in their eyes.

'You would think they would just give up' I said to myself while looking around. Suddenly the hairs on the back of my head started to stand up on end. Then out of no where a cat pounced on me from behind and started...humping me.

"REEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW" I screeched in anger. 'Hell no am I gonna fuck with this bastard' I thought as I jumped away from the humping, horny feline. Bad move.

I had landed on my feet down on the ground where all the cats could reach me. Now it was like a tsunami of cats were coming at me. 'HELL NO' I thought while jumping out of the way. I jumped onto a table and began jumping on random things to get away from the weirdos.

'Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone save me' I thought as I kept running away. Cats followed my every move. I could barely hear Yusuke when he screamed out "Holy fucking shit!" I rolled my eyes. That should be my line.

I shook my head to get rid of my thoughts and chance a look behind me. My adorable kitty eyes must have been the size of frying pans at the number of cats following me. Suddenly a cat pounced on me.

/YAMI GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND HELP ME/ I yelled pitifully at Yami. Yami immediately took over, sensing that I was in some real danger. "Geesh nice to now that everything else wasn't dangerous," I muttered to myself.

Yami's P.O.V.

I bared my fangs menacingly towards the idiots that were pouncing on me. I then did a back kick and jammed my cat foot right into some orange furred kittens aching member. I smirked when he yowled in pain.

Others stopped in their place and we all just sort of did a stare down. I got into a battle cat stance. My claws unsheathing themselves from my paws. /Ah weapons, nice/ I thought insanely to myself.

'Are you sure your not related to Malik' Yugi asked. I smirked. /I am quite sure hikari, now sit back and watch as I teach these bastards the meaning of pain/ I thought back before focusing back to my opponents.

Suddenly a song came on the speakers to perfectly fit what was going to happen soon.

:Kitty, Kitty kung-fu

:Kitty kitty, you might be into me but I'm not into you:

:Why don't you try and take my heart away, though in the end you'll get beat up today

:ohhohhoh:

Suddenly the cats started pouncing at me from all directions. Quick as lighting I started jumping in the air doing back flips and kicking approaching cats away.

:Kitty kung fu, oh I'm not into you but come and try to get me:

:come and try to hit me:

:but you can't win, not with my kitty kung-FU:

I landed on my feet and scratched the hell out of another retarded moron. One was trying to hump me again but I was prepared, so I kicked him, setting him flying into next Sunday.

:Take the bait, try and be my mate but all you'll get is my kitty kung-fu:

:Cause I don't need you, I don't want you, but for some fucked up reason, you believe I do:

I gave a cat a head butt, causing him to crash into three others, then I punched another cat in the nose, quickly doing a hand stand on my paws, I kicked two cats at the same time. 'Man this is fun' I heard Yugi say.

:Kitty Kitty, I know you love me, I know you want me, so come try to fuck me but you'll only get fucked over by my kitty kung-fu:

:come on come on little kitty cat, you fucked up pussy cat, I'm so gonna pulverize you:

I smirked as I sent another few cats into the wall. Who would have thought beating the shit out of the mentally retarded could be so fun.

As the song kept going on less cats kept coming, and soon all of them were on the ground except for the victor, Yami.

"Well that was fun." I said out loud as I looked around myself. Everywhere was beat up cats, as well as owners nursing there poor helpless kittens and glaring at me. I frowned.

"What, its not like I had a choice, its your own damn fault you let that vile thing come after me," I said angrily at one of the glaring owners. I then just glared back before turning around and mooning her.

'Yami, you really did a number on them didn't you' I heard Yugi say. I mentally nodded proudly. /Heh heh, I sure showed them/ I thought happily.

I then felt someone pick me up, I was about to attack the idiot who dared to touch me, when I realized it was Hiei. For some reason, his presence seemed to calm me down. I smirked at him though I am not sure he could tell.

Hiei just smirked back. I couldn't help but blush. This is odd, why am I blushing, but for some odd reason I have this feeling that Hiei is kind of complimenting me as he smirks at me.

"Hn, nice moves cat, I think I am going to keep you," Hiei said, holding me out arms length and looking at me straight in the eye. Oh great, I must have just turned 30 different shades of red. Since when did the great pharaoh start blushing?

I shook my head and looked back at HIei. I shrugged and said, "I'll drive you nuts but if you want me that bad so be it." Though it only came out in cat language which was...Meow, rew, Reow mew.

'God we can't even understand what the hell we're saying, that's fucked up' Yugi said. I nodded.

"Come on Hiei, we better get that cat out of here before they throw us out," Yusuke said, while pointing at the manager of the café who was looking pretty pissed at the moment.

'Eh heh heh, Yami, why do I have a feeling this is all of our fault' Yugi asked in a nervous voice as he looked at the very pissed off manager that was rapidly approaching us.

/Er could it possibly be because it is/ I said. 'RUN' Yugi screamed in fear. /Yes run from the very angry, fucking pissed off, ready to kill, human/ I squeaked just as Hiei and the rest of the group started running like a bat out of hell from the once peaceful but now chaotic café.

I looked over Hiei's shoulder. I could see the Manager running after us with something in his right hand which he was of course waving around as he chased us. /Huh what is that./ I squinted my eyes to see the item in the menacing humans hands.

When I saw what was really in his hands my eyes widened twice their kitty size. 'HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BUTCHER KNIFE' Yugi yelled incredously. My jaw dropped. /Oh my fucking god that guy is fucking crazy/ I thought.

Suddenly the masochist manager threw his butcher knife at us with some pretty precise precision.

'/HOLY FUCK/' Yugi and I screamed at the same time.

"Hiei watch out, that moron just threw a butcher knife at you," Yusuke yelled. I saw Hiei's eyes widened as he moved a little to the left, just barely escaping the butcher knife that went right passed him where he had just been running.

/WHAT THE FUCK/ I yelled as I watched the deadly weapon fly past us, glinting dangerously as if then found itself stuck in someone's really nice car door. My eyes widened.

/Um Yugi, isn't that car what you people call a Silver Cadillac escalade/ I asked as I just stared at the piece of metal and it stared back. 'Eh heh heh yeah it is, that thing is pretty damn expensive too' Yugi said nervously.

Mentally we turned our heads and stared at each other, then at the car, then once again each other. Then suddenly out of nowhere the cars alarm went off like crazy. And some guy started running towards us.

/LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE/ I yelled. 'I AGREE' Yugi cried as Hiei started running again. 'Why does this keep happening to us' Yugi asked as I clung on to Hiei's cloak. /How the hell should I know, maybe Ra hates us/ I said.

'Yami I don't exactly think that's the reason' Yugi said sarcastically. /Whatever, who cares/ I said as I then tried to hide my face from the rapid winds by snuggling my face into Hiei's neck.

I sniffed a little and relaxed. Hiei smelled so nice. Yugi mentally nodded. I soon found myself getting sleepy. I gave a little cat yawn before falling into a light sleep on Hiei's shoulder.

Soon enough though Hiei and the others stopped. I looked around sleepily. We were at an apartment complex for some odd reason. As we walked in an apartment building I looked around. Doors, just a bunch of plain doors was all I could see.

Soon we came upon another plain door, the doors were all painted read with black numbers on them. The group stopped in front of a door with the numbers 232 on it. Yusuke then started fiddling with his pockets, as if searching for something.

"God damn it, where are my damn screwed up keys," Yusuke growled as he started checking all his pockets...he only had three pockets. Several times he checked his pockets for his keys, each time was as unsuccessful as the last.

"Yusuke, I believe that no matter how many times you check your pockets, the keys your searching for will not be magically be there," Kurama said wisely. I stared at him. /Guess he's the brain of the group huh/ I said. 'Yeah' Yugi said.

I then saw Kurama walk behind Yusuke as the teen still refused to give up the search for his keys. My eyes widened as I watched Kurama secretly take some keys from his own back pocket and quickly stashed it into Yusuke's.

I blinked. /How on earth did Kurama get Yusuke's keys/ I thought while staring at the red head who had now back silently away from Yusuke to where he was a few moment ago.

Two seconds later Yusuke's left hand went into his back pocket and pulled out the sparkling item it was searching for.

"What the," Yusuke said as he looked at his keys incredously. He blinked owlishly at them before grinning. "See Kurama, I found them, ha, and you said I wouldn't be able to find them no matter how many times I searched for him," Yusuke said in a cocky voice while smirking at Kurama.

I had to bite back a laugh as I stared up at the clueless Yusuke. /He couldn't be serious could he/ I asked. 'I think he is' Yugi said, his mental laughter ringing throughout my mind.

"Oh sorry Yusuke, forgive me, I should have known those keys would have eventually be found in your pocket eventually," Kurama said, a secretive kind of smile taking over his facial features.

"Its alright Kurama I forgive you," Yusuke said as he opened the door with his new found keys before putting the keys back in his back pocket. I blinked as I stared up at Kurama.

/Was it just me or is there a silver haired man with silver fox ears standing next to Kurama/ I thought as I stared at the fox. I watched as the fox person silently walked up behind Yusuke and quickly snatch the keys Yusuke had just found.

/Oh my god, another Bakura/ I thought as I stared in awe as Youko secretly gave Kurama the keys who then put it in his back pocket.

'No way, then this must mean that Kurama has a sort of Yami, just like us' Yugi said in awe. /Then that would mean we might be able to communicate with him/ I said happily, finally having someone to talk to, not that Yugi wasn't company or anything.

'Yay lets talk to Kurama later, when no one else is around then kay' Yugi said happily. /Sure/ I said, looking forward to actually talking to Kurama.

Konnichi wa. So what did you think. Were you laughing your ass off or what. tell me in your review. Remember. not updating till i get eight reviews. bai bai