Sorry folks. Today there is going to be a short chapter. I would have wrote more but my friend wants me to post a new fanfiction at the moment. I can't break my promise to her. So I made this fanfic as funny as I could. The REVIEW PRICE IS TEN REVIEWS MEW. So don't forget about it kay. Anyways, onward to telling the thanks to all my wonderful reviewers.
Icefire2: I agree. It is never good to throw sharp objects at hiei and yami. Though I do feel sorry for the car. Nyahahahaha. I can only imagine how the person who is in charge of the car will feel when he sees a butcher knife in his car. Might think someone is out to get him. nyahahahaha.
rira-chan: Great to know it was a nice chapter mew.
ficfan3484: Nya, yes I love the title I came up with. nyahahahaha
- glomps Yuugi -: nyahahahaha, glad you thought it was funny. I live to made comedy fics so its nice to know people like the ones i make.
Hiei-Rose: Kay thanks for telling me. Hope you had fun with your boyfriend...not that kind of fun.
Irina: I love yyh as well. Check out my other fics. Besides egyptian wish, everything is yyh.
Amity Feline: Thanks, I am really happy you liked. I don't think I have ever laughedso hardduring my updates like I did last chapter.
Kane-chan: nyahahaha, thanks for the compliment tora-chan. Here is the update mew.
EmpyrealDragon: Mm, yes I suppose the storiesare a bit crude, but I can not help it, that is the language that goes on in my house. :sweatdrop: I'll try not to be too crude in these stories anymore though plenty of profanity will continue.
storywriter10791: Okay I finally updated. Thanks. I am glad you like the ficcie.
Yami's P.O.V.
It wasn't till after I had been fed a nice and actually delicious meal, that everyone had left. Yusuke and Kuwabara went to the arcade while some man named Koenma had called Hiei of somewhere. Thus leaving Kurama hear to take care of me.
I watched as the red head sat down on the couch and stretched out much like a cat. /Yugi do we stretch like that/ I asked curiously. Yugi mentally rolled his eyes. 'Yes Yami, we are a cat, thus we stretch out like one' Yugi said in a bored tone.
/Are you sure, cause I'm not sure that we/ I was cut off from what I was about to say by Yugi yelling 'Damn it Yami, why the hell do you care how we stretch like!' I felt my cat ears pin back from my hikari's yelling.
/Sorry just curious/ I said. 'Curiosity killed the cat, and if you haven't noticed, we are a fucking cat, thus quit being so fucking curious or you'll get us both killed.' Yugi said in a menacing tone. I sighed. /how on earth did anyone possibly think that Yugi was sweet and innocent, more like loud and devious in my opinion./ unfortunately Yugi heard that thought.
'WHAT DID YOU SAY.' /NYA/ I cried as Yugi mentally began strangling me.
"Little kitten are you alright." Kurama asked. I blinked before looking up at Kurama. /Damn it, forgot the main objective, talk to Kurama, but how to do that, it seems as if he doesn't understand me./ I thought as I stared up at crimson haired man.
Suddenly I saw that silver haired demon appear next to Kurama. I blinked. Is he doing what I think he's doing. I mentally felt Yugi's eyes widen. 'I-is that a p-porno magazine' Yugi stuttered, mentally blushing. I shot him a cat like grin.
/ah so this is why everyone thinks your so innocent, its cause you act like such a little virgin school girl at the slightest showing of sex or female or male bodies/ I said while meowing with laughter. I then jumped up on Kurama's shoulder while Yugi was screaming how that wasn't true.
/ooh thats the newest addition of Gay Interactions magazine/ I thought while looking at what the silver haired demon was holding.
-yup- a voice in my head said. I blinked. /Yugi, was that you/ I asked. 'No it wasn't me' Yugi said, confused. I then looked back at the silver haired demon. He turned and looked at me with a fox-like grin. -that's cause it was me- said the mysterious voice again. I blinked and smiled.
/Oh good so we can communicate, I was afraid we wouldn't be able to/ I said happily. The demon turned back to the magazine. -my name is Youko, my counterpart is Kurama as you probably already know. So mind telling me what one spirit and one human boy is doing in a cats body- Youko asked.
/You catch on quick don't you/ I said in a dry voice. The demon just smirked. I rolled my eyes. /My name is Yami, and my counterpart here is Yugi, you see we are kind of in a predicament./ I explained.
The demon nodded thoughtfully. -Go on- he said. Yugi decided to join into the little chat room we had created. 'Well you see, these two freaky wack jobs turned us into cats with this thing called the Millennium rod' Yugi explained. Then, Yugi started to explain about the Millennium items and Yami's and Hikari's as well as our adventures and friends.
When Yugi had finished explaining Youko had put his hand on his chin and began to think thoughtfully. He then looked over at Kurama. 'Um Youko, why does it seem as if Kurama can't hear us, I mean you can so why can't he?' Yugi asked. I was starting to wonder about that myself.
Youko blinked before looking over to his counterpart who was drawing random doodles on a notepad. -heh, don't worry bout that, I just blocked him out of the conversation, sides he usually ignores me anyways- Youko said a calm voice. /Hm is that so/ I said as I stared at the clueless red head. Then back to Youko.
/Youko-san, do you think you could help us get back to our normal bodies, being on all fours all the time is quite...tiring/ I said thinking back to the café. Youko smirked. -Of course I can help, but first we have to find out a counter spell- Youko said.
'How are we going to do that, the only person with enough intelligence for that is Malik or Marik.' Yugi said. /Hey, do you think Bakura and Ryou could help/ I said. Yugi stared at me with wide eyes.
'That has got to be the first time you have said Bakura's name, you usually always call him tomb robber' Yugi said. I rolled my eyes. /I believe now is not the time to worry about me saying that morons name, now would be the time to find out if he could help us./ I hissed.
'But how can we get to Bakura and Ryou, they are all the way in Domino while were here in Tokyo' Yugi said in a worried tone. We both mentally turned to Youko who gave us a wide eyed look. He then seemed to be thinking of something before facing Kurama. Following his lead we both turned to look at Kurama as well.
As if feeling all the eyes on him, Kurama slowly turned his head to face us, his eyes blinking owlishly. I snuck a look at the doodle Kurama had just been doing as well as Yugi.
'KYAAAAAAAAAA, WHAT THE HELL!' Yugi yelped as he stared at the drawing, before getting a mental nose bleed. On the page Kurama had been drawing on was a picture of a naked Yusuke err on the bottom while having his legs on a naked Kurama's shoulders while "something" was being shoved into Yusuke's ass. The picture was surprisingly good too.
I then heard Youko start a mind link with a blushing Kurama who had quickly shoved the notebook into the couch. -Mm naughty, naughty Kurama, thinking such naughty thoughts, eh- Youko joked. Kurama turned a burning crimson.
(shut up Youko, what I was thinking was none of your business) Kurama snapped. I rolled my eyes at the conversation.
/Do you two always argue like this/ I asked them. I watch Kurama blink in surprise before looking around, as if to see who was talking until finally his eyes landed on me. (see Youko, I told you that in no time flat I would go mental because of you, no way can a cat talk) Kurama thought.
'This cat can' Yugi's voice piped up. Kurama blinked once more. (Youko, is the cat talking...did you put a spell on the cat cause if you did I swear) Kurama warned. Youko held his hands out in a defensive manner. -I did not put a spell on the damn cat, some one else did.- Youko explained.
'Who are you calling a damn cat' Yugi growled. Kurama carefully picked us up and held us up to eye level. (Youko who put the spell on the cat) Kurama asked in a whispery voice. -Some guys named Marik and Malik- Youko answered.
Kurama growled. (why didn't you TELL me that this cat could talk) Kurama asked. Youko rolled his eyes. -Cause you were a little BUSY drawing our little detective and having those kinky fantasies of what you and Yusuke are going to do once you get some alone time- Youko replied. Kurama blushed so bad it put his hair to shame. (shut up) He growled.
/Eh hem, were still here you know/ I said. Kurama turned back to me. 'Also quit calling us 'the cat' it gets annoying, our names are Yugi and Yami, not 'the cat' as you so bluntly put it' Yugi said, his tone laced with agitation. /Aibou calm down, we won't get anywhere if you keep talking like that/ I said, trying to ease Yugi's frustration.
Yugi sighed and nodded. mind explaining what is going on Kurama asked. /Oh sure./ I said before repeating everything Yugi had already said. Ra this was going to take FOREVER.
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