Revenge
Part 1- Getting Back at the Dursleys
A/N-Hey you guys! Yesterday I was typing a little of part 17 on Loyalty and I felt really bad that I never uploaded Revenge…I mean I think I promised it right away…but I already had every chapter written out…I just needed to type it…so last night I typed for 3 solid hours typing all 10 parts…there are only 10 because it is the run-on of Secrets…so there's not as much. But it's very action packed! And lots of things happen. So anyways…without further ado…Revenge Part 1…(no…this will not interfere with my other story…)
Disclaimer- I am not J.K…I know shocker huh?
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For only being stuck at the Dursleys for a month, 17 letters had arrived. All from Hermione. Harry couldn't wait to leave this hellhole and get his life started. His new life, and he had officially decided to get back at the Dursleys, seeing as how they completely forgot Harry had graduated and could use magic now, but he couldn't figure out how. So Harry and his brilliant mind decided to…make things up as he went along.
"Harry!" Uncle Vernon's ugly voice yelled. "Get down here and make breakfast!"
"Make your own breakfast you fat cow!" Harry retaliated and soon heard slow, but forceful, steps up the stairs until his bedroom door went flying open.
"What did you say?" Vernon spat, his face turning 8 shades of red.
"I said make it yourself. Do you need me to spell it out for you?"
"I am not a…" but stopped when he noticed Harry go for his wand. "You can't use that. You'll be expelled!"
"Oh, I see you have lost track of time. See I am 17, a full grown WIZARD…" Harry said, putting much needed emphasis on the word wizard, "And I have graduated. Which means receiving my rights to practice magic any time I want. Today will be the last time I see you lot. I know sad isn't it? And I want to make a good impression."
Harry muttered a simple spell, and a can of red paint made it's way upstairs. Vernon then watched in horror as a paintbrush, by itself, painted a huge lightning bolt on the ceiling, and throughout the hallway, continuing along the whole inside of the house.
"You stop that this instant!" he yelled, scrambling towards Harry's wand.
"Firciferus!"
Vernon stopped mid-grab as his feet started going out of control, dancing away. "Can't…stop…dancing!"
Harry burst into fits of laughter and started downstairs, his trunk floating behind him. Dudley fainted as he saw this, and Petunia just stared, horrified. "Lovely day isn't it?" he asked, walking outside. "Hope to never see you people again!" and with a loud 'pop'…vanished.
Laughing at the sight of Dudley fainting, Harry knocked on the Weasley's door. Ron was the first one to answer. "Hey mate!" He said. "Brace yourself."
"Why would I nee…"
"Harry!" someone screamed, and all of a sudden that someone had jumped into his arms. That someone whom fit just perfectly.
"Hermione!"
"Oh…I've missed you so much!"
" 'Mione let the man breath." Ron said, and to Harry's sadness, pulled her off of him. "Gees, your as bad as my mother."
"Hey!" She yelled, smacking him in the arm. "You are so annoying. I'm glad my mother decided to only have 1 child." Just then, as if a motherly instinct told her that her child was making fun of her, Mrs. Weasley walked into the room.
"How do you put up with this?" Hermione asked, indicating 'this' by pointing at Ron.
"Patience and aspirin." She said. "Why hello Harry, how are you dear?"
"I'm doing good. Thank you Mrs. Weasley."
"Please, call me Molly, Mrs. Weasley makes me sound to old. Now…are you going to just stand there or come in and eat something?"
"Well…I would love to, but I was hoping we could get going to Sirius' house. There are a lot of things to go through."
"Sounds fine. I was actually thinking that Ron and Hermione should stay the night…I don't want you in a huge house all alone on your first night Harry."
"Ok…that would be nice."
"As long as you two can be responsible adults." She said, eyeing Harry and Hermione.
"I'll keep 'um in check mum…don't worry." Ron added.
"When did I say anything about you being a responsible adult Ronald?"
"Mum!"
"Go up and get your stuff so you can go." She said, ignoring Ron's statement.
Hermione and Ron ran upstairs and were back down in 2 seconds flat, ready to apparate to Sirius' house.
"Bye mum! Were leaving!"
"OK!" she called from the kitchen. "Have fun!"
With a loud 'pop' the trio disappeared, and landed in the middle of a very big, empty house.
"Last time we were here the house was crawling with Order members." Hermione stated. "Now it's so empty."
"Yeah, and it's huge! How am I going to live here by myself?"
"Don't worry mate, I'm sure I'll apparate here a lot, and Hermione will most likely stay over night many times." Ron added with a wink.
"Ron!" Hermione yelled, smacking him in the arm yet again.
"What? I was just stating the obvious."
"Come on you guys, lets start in Sirius' room." Harry said, breaking up another fight.
Making their way up the spiral staircase, Harry entered one of the biggest bedrooms he had ever seen. Surprised, he found it completely clean and boxed up with a note on the bed.
Dear Harry, (he read aloud)
I thought you would appreciate it if I organized everything for you and labeled everything. It is all yours. Keep whatever you want, and throw away whatever you want.
Remus Lupin
P.S- Oh! Go over to the bookshelf and find the book with the title 'Secrets' and pull it out. You will get a surprise. Hermione will go crazy.
At the mention of her own name, Hermione instantly walked over to the bookshelf and skimmed through the titles until she found the one Lupin had mentioned. After pulling the book out, she jumped back in surprise as the whole bookshelf swung open, reveling a long, narrow, dark hallway. Curious, she started down the corridor until it opened up into a circular room, every wall filled with books.
"Whoa…"
"Boring…" Ron fake yawned, and he and Harry walked back into Sirius' room, not caring about a secret passageway that led to books.
Hermione's fingers skimmed along titles, until one caught her eye. It was bright pink and had fluffy feathers on the binding. Intrigued, Hermione opened to the first page, and in big bold letters read Lilly Evans.
"Harry! Harry!" Hermione yelled, running back through the passageway. "Look what I found!"
Harry grabbed the book out of her hands and gasped when he read the title. "It's my mums diary…"
"Read it." Ron persisted. So Harry, not caring that he was reveling his mothers thoughts to his friends, opened to the first page, and read aloud.
September 1st
Dear Diary,
Hi! Well first of all, my name is Lilly Evans. Now I know keeping a diary is really stupid, but I really want to. Today is my last day at home before I head off to my new school. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Yep, that's right, I'm a witch. My sister Petunia calls me a freak, but I know I am better than her. Besides, I think mum and dad like me better anyways. Well, I better go. I'll write more when I get to school.
Lilly
"I can't believe you found this Hermione!" he yelled, giving her a big kiss on the lips. "This is great!"
"Your welcome."
"Man, I am never going to get used to you guys kissing." Ron said.
"Well you better get used to it because hopefully it will be happening much more." Hermione said.
"What do you mean hopefully?" Harry asked.
"Well I don't know what's going on inside of that head of yours."
" 'Mione we were voted most likely to have 10 kids! Don't you want to fulfill that?"
"OK! BEST FRIEND IN THE ROOM!"
"Sorry Ron…"
Harry stood up and peered into one of the boxes. "Do you guys want to go to Hogsmeed and help me buy all new stuff? Not mush is keep able."
"Yeah, lets go."
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A/n- So there it is you guys! Chapter 1….PLEASE REVIEW! Sorry if some of the places were a little choppy and some sentences didn't flow… the next chapter will be written better.