Mr Miss America Beauty Pagent

by NeVeRsLeEpSaTnIgHt

It's where the Agents Malik, Max, Angel, Yugi, and Ryou go undercover for a bomb threat in a beauty pagent. Plz read it! Not exactly funny till later chapters. It all depends on what you think is funny. Rated for future language and maybe future scenes.

1. The Mission

Mr. Miss America Beauty Pagent

A/N: Yes, it's an original plot and I've been meaning to put this up for quite a while now, just never got around to writing it. But school's out (been out since May 19th) and I have lotsa time on my hands.

Just bear/bare (whateva) with me right now. Max and Malik and Ryou and Angel are all living in the same apartment. They're all just friends though!

Chapter One: Your Mission

"We suspect that there's a bomb threat on the pagent and we need undercover agents to do it. I've chosen you. Now, Yugi, Malik, and Ryou need to lose about fifty-two pounds in a week. You have to look out for threats and evidence and such, so your off for the rest of the week, see you Monday." Cheif Uptane said, turning off the computer.

"I'm not wearing a dress!" Malik said. "No, no no no no no. NO. I do not accept the mission. No."

"What?" Yugi yelled? "I don't wanna be a girl!"

"Do you want to keep your job?"

"Well, Yeah."

"Then you accept the mission. Bye everybody."

"Come on." Max said, yanking Malik out of the chair. "Let's go."

"Yeah," Angel, Max's Best Friend, agreed, pulling Ryou out of his chair. "Come on."

At The Apartment

"What the hell are you watching?" Malik asked Max, walking in to his friend's bedroom.

"It's called A Walk To Remember."

"Ugh, what happened to the Max I knew before we all started living together?"

"She came to live with you and you saw her in a whole different way."

"Yeah, you are so weird."

"But that's why you love me, just not in that way." Max said smiling innocently.

"Yeah, you go on thinking that, Max."

"Ok." Max said as she turned to look back at the TV screen.

Malik walked into the living room and sat down on the couch and let his head fall into his hands. He sighed. "How the hell am I going to pull off being a girl?" he mumbled.

"Talking to yourself now eh?" Angel laughed, walking out of the kitchen.

"Oh, shut up." Malik snapped.

"Sooooorry." Angel rolled her eyes.

"Good luck loosing fifty-two pounds of muscle by Monday."

Malik mumbled something incoherent in Arabic and walked off.

A/N: I know, short, but go on to the next chapter. It'll get funnier soon I promise. Just please review.