Mr. Miss America Beauty Pagent
A/N: This chapter will be better, I hope. Thanks for reading. It's not Yaoi. So don't think that. I don't write em' just read em'. And then I usually don't read em' nothin against Yaoi lovers.
Chapter Two: The Disguise
&Monday Morning&
Max climbed into the passenger side of the red Mustange convertable as Malik jumped over the side and in to the Drivers side. He backed out and Max looked at him. He'd definitely thinned out. Max raised her eyebrows and looked at him.
"What?" Malik asked, not taking his eyes from the road. "Something wrong?"
"No, nothing, you just look different." Max replied. "Hey, I wonder what state he's gonna put you in."
Malik went silent.
He parked the car and they both jumped over their doors and in to the building. "Finally, you're here." the capain said. "Malik go stand over there." he said pointing to the wall. There was a scale and a the disguise official, (And one of Max's closest relatives-her sister)Mona were standing there. Ryou was a whole new shade of crimson, standing in a corner with Angel trying to comfort him, and failing. Max almost laughed but caught herself.
Malik glared at Mona and she smiled with false sweetness. "Take your shirt off." she said.
"You're joking right?" Malik asked.
"I wish I was, now shirt off."
Malik rolled his eyes and pulled his shirt off, dropping it on to the chair next to the scale. Mona made a gagging noise and measured around his waist, his shoulders, and the length of his body from shoulders to hips. She wrote down all the measurements and told Malik to put his shirt back on, wich he did gladly.
"Scale. Now." Mona said, pointing to the scale. Malik stepped on. "Hmm, One hundred nine... reduce the weight of clothing...Alright.."
Malik stepped off of the scale. I hate you soooo bad right now." he muttered, narrowing his eyes at everyone. Max laughed.
Five Hours Later
"Ok." Mona said. "I'm done."
Max looked up from the In Touch magazine she was reading. "Let's see them then." she grinned.
"We're not coming out!" Yugi yelled.
"Yeah." Ryou agreed.
"I'll just stay hear and rot, thanks." Malik called.
"C'mon, you guys can't look too bad." Angel giggled. Mona walked behind the curtain concealing the embarrassed guys and pushed them out. Max's jaw dropped.
Malik made a really good girl. His hair had (somehow) been smoothed down so it didn't spike at all and he was wearing pink lip gloss and a ton of make up and he was wearing a lot of theatrical body suit stuff and so were Ryou and Yugi. Yugi's hair, the had somehow managed to push down the spikes. Now Yugi's hair was about waist length and not pointy. It had red streaks in it and blonde bangs and whatever other color the rest of his hair is was most of it. And Ryou, well his hair could belong to a girl anyways, all Mona did was put a bunch of hair gel in it. Now it was sleek looking and smooth.
"Oh, my God." Angel laughed.
"I told you she'd laugh." Yugi muttered. "I knew it would happen."
"You guys looke great!" Max said. Malik was wearing a light blue dress that covered up a lot. And high heels. Yugi and Ryou were in the same thing except Yugi was in purple and Ryou was wearing pink. (A/N: Plz don't kill me I'm not trying to make them look gay I swear it!)
"Alright, your plane leaves in an hour shoo." Mona said. "Go, buh-bye."
Everyone looked at each other as they walked out of the building and headed for their cars. And finally went to the airport.
A/N: Ok. I hope you liked it. It'll get funnier during the actual pagent. Right now it's just...I dunno. Anyways plz review! And please no flames! I swear toRa I'm not trying to make them look gay!