Mr. Miss America Beauty Pagent
A/N: Hi. I got three reviews last time so... I decided I'd update. Thank you, all. I love you guys just not int that way! Here goes nothing...literally. And just to warn you there's a suprise character in here, of my own creation...but you mey recognize one of his relatives. lol. Oh, and this technically doesn't make it an Austin Powers Crossover, cause Austin Powes isn't in it and doesn't save the day, yada yada yada all that crap, it a Yu-Gi-Oh story and it just has a relative (My original character) of an Austin Powers character. So plz don't report me cause I didn't do anything wrong >.
!IMPORTANT!
Malik: Miss Hawaii
Ryou: Miss North Carolina
Yugi: Miss Alabama
Max: Miss Florida
Angel: Miss Georgia
Chapter Three: Undercover Names
"And Miss Hawaii, this is your room." the hostess said. "Your roommates are Dallas Horsen, that's Miss Texas and Miss North Carolina- I don't know her first name yet, and Miss Alabama- I don't know her first name either. And that door over there leads to another set of rooms where Maximia Rider-she's Miss Florida and Angel Ethonia-she's Miss Georgia, are staying with Mary Bethon-Miss Maine, and Mira Mcmatson, Miss California."
"Um yeah, thanks." Malik said, taking advantage of his voice imitation talents and trying his best to sound like a girl. It sounded pretty natural actually. "I'll see you later."
&!&-Meanwhile-&!&
"Hello?" Max asked, picking up her cell phone.
"Max, it's Cheif."
"Oh, yes, sir?"
Mary gave Max a weird look before averting her gaze back to her nail polish.
"Max, I need you to relay this message to Yugi, Malik, and Ryou, I forgot to tell them before they left. Malik's name is to be Ashleigh Remescal, Ryou is Rene Esqualair, and Yugi is to go by Yolana Mouri."
"Aye, aye, Captain. Got it."
"Oh, and tell them I said have fun in the swimsuit competiton." Chief said, hanging up.
Max rolled her eyes and walked into the room next door. "Yo Hawaii, Alabama, North Carolina, listen up!"
Malik went on reading In Touch magazine as Ryou ran a brush through his hair and Yugi looked at The Young And The Restless on the TV. "Oh my god! Victor soooo just just told her off!" he said.
(A/N: If you're normal this is where you do a biiiig anime sweatdrop followed by an anime fall)
"Uh, guys?" Max asked. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Being women." Malik retorted, flipping the page.
Max laughed. "Well, my female friends, your names are Malik- Ashleigh Remescal, Ryou- Rene Esqualair, and Yugi- Yolana Mouri."
"Yep."
"Uh huh."
"Oh my God! Is that Cindy!"
"Um, guys, try not to let him get too into that." Max said (Big anime sweatdrop)
"Alright, we won't."
Max shrugged and walked back into her room.
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"Hmmm. Everything is going according to plan. Mwohahahahahaha!"
"Um, Uncle Bad?"
"Yes, my dear nephew Scott?"
"Dad's calling you."
"Oh, thank you Scott."
"Yeah, whatever."
Dr. Bad turned on the screen next to his chair. "Hello, my brother Dr. Evil?"
"Hello, my twin Dr. Bad."
"How are you?"
"Great actually. Minime is having fun. How is Scott?"
"He's good. I must say, It's quite a shock that you made it to 2005 from the sixties."
"Yes, it is. I have crucial information to tell you. But..."
"But what, Dr. Evil?"
"But you have to wait until this authoress writes chapter four to see it Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
A/N: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes you have to wait to see what happens! Ha! I hope you liked it. I know, kinda short but it'll get longer next chapter, I hope...Yea Review plz and me and Dr. Evil will be sooooo happy!