Serenity ran home with a smile on her face. She still had the red ribbon that Chris gave her a few days ago. "It's finally Friday ! No homework, no studying for tests ! Life is good !" said serenity as she ran home.

(At home)

"Im home ! Anybody home !" called serenity when she entered the house. The house was quiet for a change, as if no one was home. After tossing her backpack into a corner, she saw a note on the table and read it.

It said:

Dear Serenity, I won't be home till late. Feel free to go anywhere as long as you're back by 7:00. And if you decide to stay home, don't try that experiment with my sword again ! PS. I mean it ! Signed, Inu-yasha.

Serenity sighed, typical Inu-yasha never signed "Love, Inu-yasha" at the end of his letters to her. "My god ! he acts as if I meant to cut his computer in half with his sword, I just wanted to know if the insurance covered damage done to it by swords !" mumbled Serenity. She went upstairs to find Shippo sleeping on her bed.

"Shippo, wake up" said serenity. Her only response was Shippo's calm snoring. Serenity got her guitar and strummed it, making an ear-splitting noise that woke Shippo up. "Ahhhh ! Im awake !" shouted Shippo. Serenity picked him up by his tail. "How come you can't sleep in your room ?" asked Serenity. "Theres a big spider in there !" cried Shippo.

Serenity sweat-dropped. "A spider ! I hate spiders ! They're one of the 3 most disgusting things in the world !" shouted serenity. "What are the 2 other things ?" asked Shippo. "I hate carrots, peppers, and spiders ! But I hate spiders the most ! Take Inu-yasha for example, he hates seeing girls cry, animals, and women with attitudes" said serenity. "So...are we gonna kill the spider or what ?" asked Shippo. "Of course we are" said serenity as she took off one of her shoes. "Why are you talking off your shoe ?" asked Shippo. What else am I gonna kill the spider with stupid !" shouted serenity. "The spider I saw was bigger than your shoe !" shouted Shippo. "HUH !" exclaimed before she fainted.

"Hey ! Wake up !" shouted Shippo as he pulled serenity's ears. "Ouch ! Let go !" cried serenity as she woke up. "Use your guitar to kill the spider" said Shippo. "Good idea !" said serenity as she got her guitar and walked down the hall to Shippo's room. Shippo watched serenity go inside and shut the door behind her. "What in the seven hells ! I didn't know spiders got this big !" yelled serenity from inside.

Shippo then heard multiple bashing sounds all in different places of his room. "Whats going on in there !" asked Shippo. "The cursed thing is on the run ! YAHHHHHH !" shouted serenity. Shippo heard the loudest crashing sound, then all got quiet. Serenity came out of his room with her guitar slung over her shoulder.

"That was easy !" said serenity. Shippo looked inside his room to see that it was nearly as messy as Inu-yasha's room and Koga's room combined. "WHAT DID YOU DO !" yelled Shippo. "Hey, you're the one who wanted me to kill the dang thing, so I did, happy !" shouted serenity.

"Yes, im happy, I'll just clean my room later" said Shippo. "Yeah, now if you don't mind, im going out for a while" said serenity. "where ya' goin' ?" asked Shippo. "Im just going for a walk" said serenity. "Can I come ?" asked Shippo. "Sure, I can't leave you here all by yourself" said serenity with a smile. "Yay !" cheered Shippo. "I'll meet you downstairs" said serenity as she went downstairs.

(5 minutes later)

"Come on Shippo ! I don't wanna walk in the dark !" shouted serenity. "Im coming !" said Shippo as he came downstairs. Shippo jumped on serenity's shoulder as she left out the front door.

After a while of walking, Serenity and Shippo were near the music shop where Inu-yasha worked. "Hmm..." murmured serenity. "Whats wrong ?" asked Shippo. "Nothing, im just think about something" said serenity. "What ?" asked Shippo. "None of your business !" shouted serenity. "Ok !" shouted Shippo in an even tone. Serenity kicked a can that was on the sidewalk up, then kicked it way up into the air.

"Whoa, you must be mad about something" said Shippo. "No, im fine" said serenity. Then serenity's ears perked up. "Huh ?" said serenity as she looked around. She soon saw the smoke of a motorbike coming, she then saw someone riding a yellow motorbike rather wildly along the street.

"Shes gonna hit the person crossing the street !" shouted Shippo. Sure enough, the woman ridding the motorbike crashed into a person crossing the street, sending the pedestrian flying forward and near serenity and Shippo. "Oh no ! That is Koga !" cried serenity as she ran to him.

"I didn't mean to run him over !" shouted the lady in a panic. "You should always watch where you're going ! You just ran over my boyfr-...I mean my friend !" shouted serenity. "Is he dead ?" asked Shippo. "I don't know..." said serenity as she moved in to look closer at Koga. "STOP !" shouted the lady. "What ?" asked serenity. "Native demon girl must stop !" shouted the lady as she got off her motorbike. Serenity and Shippo just watched the lady.

"Kouga-kun just hit his head, so you can't move him yet, understand ?" said the lady as she kneeled next to Koga. "But...his names not Kouga, his name is Koga, but I call him wolf-boy, it's a cute nickname huh ?" said serenity. The lady nudged Koga a few times, but his didn't move.

"HE'S DEAD ! This poor young boy is completely dead ! Just like Kouga would be !" shouted the lady. Serenity and Shippo sweat-dropped. The lady opened Koga's mouth with her hands and got close to him. "COME BACK TO LIFE !" she shouted as she began doing CPR on Koga, slow-motion matrix style. In the same slow-motion way, Serenity's eyes widened with shock at what the woman was doing.

(Break)

"Those slow motion scenes are really tough, huh ?" asked the lady, who was fanning herself with a fan. "Yeah, you have to hold your breath until they cut" said serenity, who was reading an Inu-yasha's comic book. "You can get cramps from that you know..." said Shippo. "What ! I thought it was a special effect ! You're doing the slow-motion !" shouted Koga.

(Break over)

Koga woke up and pushed the lady off him. "Yuck ! What do you think your doing !" shouted Koga. "CPR, what do you think I did ?" asked the lady. "That's not what I meant !" said Koga as he spat on the ground to get the woman's germs out of his mouth. "Did she put her tongue inside ?" asked serenity. The lady got back on her motorbike and shot Koga a nasty look. "You are useless !" she shouted. "What are you talking about !" yelled Koga. The lady ignored him and sped off on her motorbike. "Whoa, shes very fast" said serenity. "That was weird !" said Shippo.

(Back at home)

It was past 7:00 when serenity and the others got home. Serenity knew Inu-yasha was home since she smelled dinner being cooked. "Don't try to sneak inside ! Its past 7:00 Serenity !" shouted Inu-yasha. "Sorry ! Something happened on my way back !" shouted serenity. "Oh, then hurry up and sit down to eat" said Inu-yasha.

Serenity and Koga went into the kitchen but were shocked at who was in there with Inu-yasha. "AAAHHH ! Its you ! The crazy woman !" shouted Koga as he pointed to the lady that ran him over. "Why are you yelling !" shouted Inu-yasha. "Who is she ! Do you know her Inu-yasha !" asked serenity. "I just hired her to work for us, her name is Haruhara Haruko" said Inu-yasha. "Call me Vespa, pleasure to meet you" said the lady, who was eating ramen at the table.

"What kind of work is she capable of ! She ran over Koga !" shouted Shippo. "Shes our new housekeeper" said Inu-yasha. "Housekeeper ! A HOUSEKEEPER ! Didn't you hear me ? I said she ran over Koga !" shouted serenity. "He's still alive aint he !" shouted Inu-yasha. "Duh, im right here !" shouted Koga.

Vespa walked over to serenity and smirked. "Im sorry about running over your boyfriend !" she said wickedly. "He's not my boyfriend !" said serenity. "Yes he is, Inu-yasha-chan told me you have 2 boys after you, Miroku and Koga, isn't that right ?" asked Vespa. Serenity glared at Inu-yasha, who was grinning at her. "Im gonna kill you..." mumbled serenity.

To be continued...

Maru-sha: did ya' like it ! I knew you'd like it ! The next chapter will be up soon !