Maru-sha: its time for Serenity's comedy show ! Laugh and enjoy !

Serenity was on the phone, she was full of excitement for some reason. "Come on, pick up Chanel !" said serenity. "Hello ?" said Chanel. "Chanel ! Hi ! Guess what ?" said serenity. "What ?" asked Chanel. "Im gonna do a comedy show in our backyard, your invited to come !" said serenity. "Wow ! I'll come ! When is it ?" asked Chanel. "On Saturday at 7:00pm ! Don't be late !" said serenity. "I wont !" said Chanel as she hung up her line of the phone.

(Saturday at 7:00pm)

Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Chanel, Koga, Miroku, and Vespa were sitting on the grass in the backyard, waiting for the show to start. Shippo then walked out onto a not too shabby homemade stage. "ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to present to you the queen of comedy, the mistress of laughs, the princess of pranks, Serenity !" announced Shippo. Serenity ran onto the stage, but went sliding across it. "Who greased the stage !" shouted serenity.

(CRASH !)

Everyone laughed at Serenity as she walked back on stage. "That was a good idea to grease the stage" said Inu-yasha with a grin. "I know, I've been waiting for her to literally slip up" said the pink haired, yellow-eyed woman called Vespa. Serenity rubbed her back and bit, then regained her posture. "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please !" shouted serenity. Everyone was still laughing. "Ladies and gentlemen and transvestites !" shouted serenity.

Everyone got quiet and semi-glared at serenity. "Ok, sorry for that minor delay. Anyway, welcome to Serenity's Comedy Show, staring...Me ! I have a great show lined up for you thing evening, so as soon as Vespa stops flirting with Inu-yasha, we can get started !" announced serenity.

"Why you little !" shouted Vespa as she got up, but was pulled back by Koga. "Get on with the show already !" shouted Inu-yasha. "Ok, why did the chicken cross the road ?" asked serenity. "To get away from you !" shouted Vespa. Everyone started laughing at Vespa's remark, which angered Serenity.

"Time to pull out the heavy artillery" thought serenity. "Hey everybody ! Did you know that Inu-yasha is two-timing Kagome and Kikyo ? He can't even decide which one he loves ! I mean, hello ! when one tries to kill ya', that should be a sign to forget her !" said serenity.

Everyone began to laugh and Inu-yasha's face turned the same shade of red as his clothes. "And if that's not bad enough, our favorite bad guy Naraku is head-over-heels for Kikyo, while our wolf-boy Koga is head-over-heels for Kagome, how's that for a triple love triangle !" serenity joked. Both Koga and Inu-yasha glared evilly at Serenity.

"Everybody, a monk who rips people off, is seriously perverted, and asks everyone woman he meets to bear his child...whats up with that !" serenity continued. Miroku glared at serenity while everyone laughed at him.

"What do you get when you cross Sango with a bad-tempered demon ? You get our very own Sesshomaru !" laughed serenity. Sesshomaru took out a book titled "How to torture comedians" and began reading it.

"Chanel and Sesshomaru are in love ? Now that's weird ! I wonder how their children would look !" crowed serenity. Everyone was about to knock the person sitting next to them out in anger. "Wait a minute ! Why fight each other when we can fight Serenity !" shouted Inu-yasha with an evil grin on his face.

Everyone nodded and turned to the stage...all of them looking a bit psychotic. "Serenity...be a good little girl and come here. We wont hurt you...MUCH !" shouted Inu-yasha. "That's all for the show, BYE !" shouted serenity.

Serenity shot off stage and ran with Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Chanel, Koga, and Vespa chasing after. "c'mon ! Cant you guys take a joke !" cried serenity. "Get her ! Get her ! Get her !" everyone shouted.

For the rest of the night, everyone chased after serenity like hunters after a fox.

Maru-sha: run for your life Serenity-chan ! Send me your reviews people !