Mr. Miss America Beauty Pagent
A/N: Ok. Thank you all for the review! You guys rock! Thank you soooooo much! And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Rachel Proctor and my bad- I didn't say I didn't own Austin Powers in the last chapter! I don't! I wish I did that would be awesome. Anyways...
I beleive we left off with Dr. Evil telling Dr. Bad about some critical information...Ok you get to know what it is now! So ya better be happy!
Chapter Four: Information
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"So, what's the information, Dr. Evil?"
"You have spies in your pagent. I don't know exactly who they are but they're there. And if I were you I'd keepan eye out for anything...unusual."
"Thank you, Dr. Evil, I will."
"You're welcome. I hope you get your revenge on this pagent."
"Yes, they WILL regeret not letting me be Mr. Miss America when I tried! I wanted the flowers and the tiara! Waaaaa!"
"There there, I'm sure you'd look lovely, my brother." (#Dr. Bad does Anime sweatdrop)
"Yes, yes. Thank you."
"You're welcome again." And the screen goes blank.
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"Malik- I mean Ashleigh, what are you doing for the talent competition?" Max asked.
"Me? I'm uh...uh...oh shit...I'm uh...going to use my voice imitation talents and sing." Malik muttered.
Max looked up and then burst out laughting, falling out of her chair and onto Ryou's feet. "I guess voice imitating does come in handy!"
Malik glared at her and went back to reading his issue of In Touch. (A/N: Freaky, I know.)
"Ryou what are you doing?" Angel asked. "And Yugi?"
"I'm um...going to...be juggling flaming hackey sacks." Ryou said.
Yugi thought for a moment. "I'm going to throw abunch of fruit trough a bunch of little flaming hoops and try to get them into the tub of water on the other side."
"What are you two going to do?" Malik asked.
"Well," Max said. "I'm going to play something I wrote on the violin and Angel is..."
"I'm going too play the piano." Angel smiled.
At The Competition
"And I now present to you Angel Ethonia, Ms. Georgia, playing Green Sleeves on the piano."
Yeah yeah, those of you who don't know who the hell or what the hell Green Sleeves is, sorry I can't help ya.
Angel stood up, bowed, and walked off stage.
"And Maxilia Rider Ms. Florida, playing a peice she calls 'Silent Nights' on the violin."
Max walked onto the stage and played the song she wrote and yeah, finished, bowed to the audience and walked off stage.
"Now this lovely lady Rene Esqualair, Ms. North Carolina, is going to be juggling flaming hackey sacks."
Ryou, blushing wildly, walked onto the stage and did hisact. Bowed and walked back behind the curtain again.
"And Now, Ms. Yolana Mouri, Ms. Alabama is going to throw these apples through these flaming hoops and try to land them in that tub of water over there."
Yugi threw the apples and got all but one of them in the tub of water and that one burst into flames and exploded for some reason. He took a bow and walked off stage too.
"And the last performance of the day, Ashleigh Remescal, Ms. Hawaii, singing Me and Emily by Rachel Proctor."
Malik walked onto the stage, and the music started to play. He coughed and his voice changed sounds to sound almost identical to Rachel Proctor (A/N: Just be glad I don't have him singing Kelly Clarkson!)
Floor board is filled with baby toys
and empty coke bottles and coffee cups
Driven through the rain with no radio
trying not to wake her up
Cell phone says low battery
God what if I break down?
I'm just lokking for an exit with a lot of lights
A safe little interstate town
Just a cheap hotel with a single bed and Cable TV
Is good enough for me and Emily
Someday when she's old enough
she's gonna start asking questions about him
Some kid at school brings his dad for show and tell
And he get's her little mind to wonderin'
Where's my daddy, do i have one
Does he not love me like you do
Or maybe I'll find someone to love the both of us
And I'll tell her when she's old enough to know the truthWill it break her heart, Will she understand
That I had to leave
That's what was best for me and Emily
Ok we really don't need to hear the rest of the song. But Malik finished singing and bowed to a loudly applauding audience and walked back behind stage.
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A/N: Okay that's the end of this chapter. Review plz and if you have any ideas or anything else that pops into your head. I might have to postpone this story from major writers block. And tell me if you want any pairings.