It was a bright Saturday morning in the Inu-house. All seemed quiet...from the outside. Serenity tosses and turned in her bed, the loud snoring had woken her up.
"That's it, im gonna shut whoever is snoring up !" Serenity growled as she got out of bed and went to Inu-yasha's room. "Inu-yasha, stop snoring !" she shouted. No answer.
Serenity opened the door and snuck inside. Her eyes widened at the sight. Vespa, the housekeeper, was sleeping on Inu-yasha's bed. Serenity snickered as she saw that Inu-yasha was sleeping on the floor. Inu-yasha's eyes opened and he glared at Serenity. "What are you doing in here ?" he asked.
"Uhh, I came to see if that was you snoring" Serenity squeaked. The snoring was still going on, and Inu-yasha was awake. It was Vespa doing all the snoring. "Does that answer your question ?" Inu-yasha asked. "Yep ! Man, she snores louder than Sesshomaru !" Serenity laughed. "I heard that !" Sesshomaru shouted from his room.
(Later)
"Why are you lying around ? Aren't you the housekeeper ?" Serenity asked. "It's my day off" Vespa replied. "But you just started last night !" Serenity shouted, skeptically. "Trust me, once I get to work, you'll hardly recognize this place" Vespa said, a grin crossing her face. Serenity noticed a pile of pictures next to Vespa.
"What are those ?" she asked. "Blackmail pictures" Vespa said. "Huh ?" Serenity asked in a puzzled tone. "You've never heard of blackmail ? It's when you get proof of someone doing something and get them to do something for you" Vespa explained. "Ohh !" Serenity exclaimed.
"Have anything on your brother ? Does he do something no one else knows about ?" Vespa asked. "Hmm, yeah ! He has a teddy bear that he sleeps with" Serenity said. "Really ? That's worth seeing, where does he keep it ?" Vespa asked. "Under his bed" Serenity said.
Vespa and Serenity went into Inu-yasha's room and Serenity felt under his bed. "Found it !" Serenity said, pulling out a cute little teddy bear. "Aww ! He actually sleeps with that ?" Vespa thought as she snapped a picture of it.
"What do we do now ?" asked Serenity. "We'll go get the film developed, then when Inu-yasha gets back from work, you'll know what to do" Vespa said evilly. "Right !" Serenity said in an equal tone.
(Later that evening)
"Oh Inu-yasha ! Could you come here a second !" Serenity called. "What now ? Shippo get stuck in the toilet again ?" Inu-yasha asked. "No, I just wanted to show you something" Serenity said with a grin. "Well, what is it ?" Inu-yasha asked, getting impatient. His little sister held up a picture and he screamed.
"That's Mr. Snuggles ! Who told you ! What are you gonna do with that ? Show everyone ? Please don't !" Inu-yasha wailed. "I won't show anyone...for a price" Serenity said. "Name it !" Inu-yasha shouted. "Tickets to The Pillows concert. No, make that tickets for the front row" Serenity declared.
"Aw come on ! You know how hard it is to get tickets for a Pillows concert !" Inu-yasha cried. "HEY SESSHOMARU, COME LOOK AT THIS PICTURE !" Serenity yelled downstairs. Inu-yasha covered Serenity's mouth and sighed. "Fine...I'll get you the tickets" he said in defeat.
To be continued...
Maru-sha: looks like Vespa is helpful after all. Now review or die ! Die in this case means "no update" !