Chapter 16

Old Friends

A/N:

This is not written by Noelle (this chapter) this is written by her two friends Lindsay and Natalie! But please read and review anyways! Noelle told us what to write in this chapter ;) Sorry if there's any grammar or punctuation mistakes.

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The bus stopped at the camp. Garnet looked out the window, excitedly,

"I remember all the good times here.... so much fun."

She faced Eiko, who was also grinning like it was the best day ever!

"Alright all you brats, get off my bus!!!"

Shouted the bus driver.

"Oh! We got a new bus driver! Some people call her 'Mrs. Stank' Actually it's Mrs. Stunk.

"What a name!"

Zidane explained to Garnet.

"HURRY UP!!"

Mrs. Stunk shouted. Zidane, Garnet, Eiko, Kuja, and Amarant hurried off the bus, where everyone was waiting.

Garnet found out she was in Eiko's cabin again. The Tribal brothers were put together (great huh?) and were right next door to the their cabin.

"So volleyball or softball!?"

Eiko asked giggling.

"I remember! Volleyball!"

"Volleyball of course! I remember playing last year! It was so much fun!" Garnet replied, smiling. "Cool! Then let's go!" The two darted out the door, only to run into Kuja Tribal,

"Oh great. Here's Gayja."

"What's the long face?" Kuja asked tauntingly. Eiko and Garnet shook their heads angrily, "Stay away from us Kuja!! You fag!!" Eiko squealed. "Follow the beautiful, talented, sexy, Kuja to land of Ozma." Kuja said.

"What is he up to?"

"Excuse me! But we're going to the field for volleyball!" Garnet bellowed loudly. "Kwehehe. Stupid bitches!" Kuja hissed.

"What!? HOW DARE HE!"

"Shut up Kuja!" Eiko screeched. "Do you honestly want to see what every girl dreams about?" Kuja inquired. "NO thanks, we want to go play volleyball! Get outta our way or I'm gonna kick your girly balls!" Eiko snapped.

"Wow she has changed hasn't she?"

"Shut up you disgusting woman! Like I said, follow me and you will be happy forever!" Kuja exclaimed.

"Should we trust the man for once? Man... HA!"

"What are you up to Kuja??" Garnet asked. "Follow me and find out!!" Kuja responded. Eiko looked down, "Eiko?" Garnet questioned. The two nodded, "OK. We'll go with you." Eiko added. Kuja smirked.

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"Kuja we've been walking for hours, it's almost dark! Won't the counselor's get worried?" Garnet asked. "Shush they don't care about us!" Kuja responded. They were walking in the woods.

"HEY! Did you just hear something??" Eiko asked turning around. Kuja laughed evilly, "Of course there are...wild animals out here.. at night." He said in a creepy tone.

"And he isn't one bit frightened?"

"I'm starting to think we should go back..." Garnet suggested. "And continue your miserable Queen life!? What kind of idiot are you?" Kuja asked. Garnet shook her head, "I am not a idiot thank you very much." She hissed. "Shut up!!!! I heard it too!" Kuja shouted.

He stared at Garnet looking at her up and down,

"They are coming toward us because of ...... you!" He added.

"Me!?"

"You are a PMS-ing woman aren't you???" He asked. Garnet shook her head, turning red. "Well then why are they coming towards us!!!?" Kuja asked.

"Because of your stupid mouth!!!" Eiko responded. "Is there something behind me...?" Garnet asked not daring to look behind her.

"Yeah." Kuja said. "Boo." Someone said unenthusiastically. Garnet turned around and saw Zidane laughing. Kuja rolled his eyes, "Come ruin the fun don't you bro? Kwehe. You're little Queen is PMS-ing and we thought she was making all the animals come near us." He said. Garnet turned red again, "What!!? You dare to blame it on me?" She asked angrily.

Zidane looked at her, "He's kidding."

"He always sounds serious."

"So what are you guys doing? And why weren't you playing volleyball?" He asked. "I'm leading them to the peaceful place you dumb butt!" Kuja cried. "Peaceful place? What the hell are you saying Kuja?" Zidane questioned.

"Oh great.. there's no such thing?"

"Um I am saying that there's a beautiful flower bed where the women can lie down, and sleep." Kuja replied. Zidane was next to roll his eyes. "Question!! Where are we!?" Eiko asked. "Um, we should be near the bed!" Kuja exclaimed digging in his pocket.

".... My map!?" He asked himself, throwing all of the stuff out of his pocket. Zidane picked it up, "Is this... a thong!!?" He asked.

"My gosh."

"WHAT!?" Kuja turned around and stared at the frilly pink thong in Zidane's hand. Zidane started laughing his ass off. Kuja went red, "Laugh while you can, but the next thing I have to say won't make you laugh!! ..... I LOST THE MAP!!" He shouted.

"What?"

"KUJA!!" Garnet, Eiko, and Zidane shouted in unison. "What? Kwehehe. Now who's laughing? We're LOST!! hahaha." Kuja exclaimed.

"Great. Second year, first day. I'm lost, stuck with Eiko, Zidane, and the worst of all.......

Kuja."

"OMG! Zidane! I swear I just saw some eyes in the trees!" Eiko cried. Zidane tilted his head and looked at the trees.

"I left my daggers at the cabin.." Zidane murmured.

"My rod.... back there too." Garnet whispered.

"Hey guys... where's Kuja?" Eiko asked. The three turned around, 'SHIT! KUJA!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Zidane asked.

"great."

"Ok the good thing is we don't have a fag with us... the bad thing is... well.... I have no idea where to go!!" He added.

"Wonderful. Simply wonderful."

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END OF CHAPTER.

Sorry it's short. Noelle's not here so we can't do much without her! Sad isn't it? Well no flames. Please review!!

BUH BYE!

Lindz and Nat