YAY! We're LOST!

A/N:

wtf what chapter is this!? ok w/e i guess it doesn't matter anyways! on with the fic!

Thanks! Love, Noelle

"Oh my gosh! We're lost, thanks to you, Kuja Tribal!!!!" Garnet shouted, angrily. Zidane shuddered, "Well if we just sit back and relax we might get eaten by giant mosquitoes!" He bellowed. Garnet rolled her eyes. "This is for the birds!!!!!! This is ALL HIS fault!" Eiko squealed, pointing at Zidane.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Did we forget who ran off??? Uh, it was Kuja, guys." Zidane reminded.

Yeah but he left. NOW we're stuck here!!!!

"No dur," Eiko whined, "and he's not comin back!" Zidane folded his arms, "Great. Just great." He said sarcastically. "Isn't it?" Garnet asked with some more sarcasm.

"OK...like are we just gonna sit here!? We could be mosquito toast soon enough!" Eiko wailed.

She's right there.

"Yeah. Let's try to find our way back to Gaia camp! And uh.. if we don't, then uh... ? I dunno.." Zidane affirmed scratching his head.

We better find our way back!

"If we don't, I will kill Kuja if I ever see him again!" Eiko shouted. Zidane laughed out loud.

"Seriously. I've had enough with that rat! He's like a disaster!" Garnet added. "I know... hey c'mon, I think I see a light, maybe they decided to come look for us!" Zidane suggested.

"Doubt it. Highly doubt it." Garnet whispered.

Zidane ruffled through the trees, "Hey what's this?" He asked. Garnet and Eiko approached his back, "What's what?" They asked in unison.

Zidane ruffled through more trees, "I see sumthin'!" He shouted. "Is it human? Or is it one of those retarded genome friends on yours'?" Eiko questioned.

"OW!" Zidane shouted and fell to the ground. "Are you alright?" Garnet asked, concerned. Zidane stood up, "I think.." He glanced down at his knee, which was bleeding.

"What did you fall down on?" Eiko asked. "I dunno..." Zidane responded, and squatted down. He gaped at the dirt for a second, when all of a sudden he shouted, "W-W-What IS this!!?"

Eiko and Garnet exchanged looks, "Huh? What? What is what?" Eiko asked, timorous. "It's uh...?" Zidane said, and started digging through the leaves which covered the dirt.

"A knife!?!?" He interrogated. He picked it up in his bare hands and placed it in front of the ladies.

"A knife!? But why would a knife be ..... here?" Garnet solicited. Zidane shrugged, "Well... um.." Eiko cleared her throat. They stared at her, patiently.

"I um, well... I don't know if this is true.. but once in a scary movie, I um.. I heard that if you find a knife in the sticks.. well, ha ha ha.. um it means you're being stalked..." Eiko explained.

"Stalked!? O my GOD!" Garnet cried. Zidane laughed nervously, "Uh... huh... well I don't think so." He said trying to comfort Garnet.

"Zidane! And what if we are seriously being watched?" Garnet asked, frightened. "Uh well... heh heh. We always got my dagger...." Zidane said trying to enlighten her spirits. He dug through his pockets, coins, gum, cards, and even a thong came out.

"What the...?" Eiko asked holding the thong up. "uh... heh heh." Zidane laughed nervously again. "Let me guess.. It's either Beatrix's, or it's Noelle's." Garnet said.

"Neither. It's Lani's." Zidane interrupted. "I HATE her!" Eiko squealed. Garnet rolled her eyes. "Whatever! Now where's your daggers?" She inquired. Zidane grumbled,

"MAN WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!!!" He shouted. "With a crazy stalker!!!!!!!" Eiko added screaming. Garnet sighed loudly. Zidane smirked, "Heeey Dagger, we could always camp here;)" He said.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

"You're kidding......right? Me? A Queen? Sleep in the...dirt??" Garnet laughed out loud.

Zidane trotted over towards a tree, "Uh...? guys? I think.... I think..." He whispered but no more words came out.

"You think WHAT!? I THINK we're stuck here forever, thanks to your HOMOSEXUAL brother, who is gay, retarded, and not to mention.. a PERVERT! ZIDANE, he wears THONGS!!!!!!!!" Garnet bellowed.

"Shh, you're freaking Michael Meyers out, keep it down." Zidane joked. Garnet folded her arms, "This isn't the time to kid around. I'm freezing, and I'm afraid. Can't we just get moving before I go INSANE?" She asked.

"Yes mah'm, as soon as I find the dead man's body over here." Zidane answered. Garnet rolled her eyes, "He thinks this is funny." She whispered to Eiko.

"Ya well I think this is crazy!" Eiko cried. "I already miss Mog..." She added.

"Guys.. I wasn't kidding about the body.... but it's even worse this time.. it's uh..." Zidane muttered, but he didn't say anymore. Garnet gasped, "What!?" She questioned. Eiko sighed, "GREAT Now we found a dead body! Soon enough, poltergeist will get us too! This is just the worst day EVER!" She cried.

Garnet and Eiko moved over to Zidane.

"Oh my dear god... it IS a body..." Garnet whispered. "You were expecting Prince Charming?" Zidane asked. Garnet rolled her eyes AGAIN. "Hey we already got Prince Charming, now let's get the heck outta here.. I heard something move in the bushes!" Eiko shrieked.

"Who's body is it? Dare to find out?" Zidane asked in a creepy tone, "Garnet he's kidding." Eiko hissed. Garnet shivered, "Zidane STOP! Ok, you're NOT funny!!" She cried. Zidane shrugged, "Whatever it's probably some deer skeletons or sumthin'." He mumbled.

He headed towards the repulsive tree, which had something underneath the leaves.

"Heh heh! Watch ladies, this is better then the movie theatre...... he takes a step.. only to hear the deadly voices of the night,... the animals right behind his tail... when all of a sudden.................!" Zidane whispered but then shouted.

Garnet screamed, along with Eiko.

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S....!!!!"

Garnet covered her eyes.

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END OF CHAPTER!

hahaha suspense huh? hope u review sry i havent updated... NOW I JUST DID SO BE GAY! ok that was retarded but w/e just review NICELY or else i will stalk u

jk ! seriously.............

thanks well c u lata playas!

-noelle