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Disclaimer -(We all live in a yellow submarine, we hate the stupid thing so we're gonna paint it green!...hm, we might need to get snorkeling gear if that be the case...and how do you paint a submarine anyways? it's always underwater! moving on!)
Sango- (kicks at KungPowKitty and Shard, who are "attacking" Scar) Knock it off, you're creeping me out
Maria (Sound of Music) and Mary Poppins- (are singing) How do you solve a problem like Mariaaaaa?...
Inuyasha- SHUT UP! Errr! Tetsusaiga!
Kagome- Sit boy!
Thud
Shippou- Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) is trying to eat me!
Lilo- Bad Stitch! You apologize right now!
Elvis (to Good Felix)- Hey Sport, wanna get a drink for the king over here?
Good Felix- (who is being used as a elbow rest by "the king") (glares up at Elvis)
Kamiko-Zephuru- You're gonna get it
WHAM!
Elvis- (ker-thunk)
Good Felix- He deserved it
Kung fu fighter- HI-YAA! HI-YA! HO-YAAH!
Love Music- ENOUGH!
(everyone shuts up and looks at L.M.)
Love Music- Just so that we all follow, so far in this demented disclaimer we have
blown up a national monument
practically shaved Inuyasha's head
been chased around a mall by Inuyasha fans
been attacked by Felix here with three giant robots of DOOM (specifically a cockroach, sea urchin, and pink butterfly)
lost KPK and KZ's sister
somehow got Felix split into two different Felixes
reversed gravity, thereby breaking every known law of physics
turned a mall into an amusement park
become temporarily brain-washed lunatics who sing Brittany Spears songs (and I'm not even going into the wrongness of all that)
(Brittany Spears- HEY!
Shard- (throws a pie in her face)...(every notice how her initials are B.S.?))
Love Music cont.- 10. flooded a mall, and
11. broken numerous flight laws (eyes Shard, KPK, Sangarouka, Good Felix, and Sango)
Sanga- (whistles)
KPK- Hey, dude! You're the one who proposed we take that plane!
Good Felix- And don't forget who had land it!
Shard- If you wanna call that landing
Love Music (to self)- 12. broke a bridge
Kamiko-Zephuru- What the heck did you guys do while you weren't here!
Sango- You don't wanna know
Love Music- The point is... don't you think it's about time to get down to business and take care of the reason all this really weird stuff has happened?
(crickets chirp)
Love Music- Well don't you?
KPK- Personally, I kinda like the weirdness. Sure beats studying for finals!
WHAM!
KPK- THAT WAS MY FRYING PAN!
Good Felix- That's the point (tosses frying pan, which lands on KPK's head, making a CLANG!)
?- YOU'RE TOO LATE!
Inuyasha and Random groups turn to face ?
Inuyasha- Eh?
Miroku- I beg your pardon?
?- My master, Evil Felix, shall never fall! You all will rot as we take over the world and turn it into a giant fest of insanity! (thunderclap) BWA HA HA HA!
Kagura- Who IS this person?
(In evil room, looking at monitor) Evil Felix- (is stomping around the room) THAT IDIOT! THAT MORON!
?- (points at KPK and KZ) you two will never see your sister again! (points at G. Felix) you will never have your evil side back! (points to Inuyasha) AND YOUR HAIR WILL NEVER GROW AGAIN! BWA HA HA HA!
KPK, KZ- oh no, Strawberry!
Good Felix- (is having something close to an asthma attack) no evil! I'll die! I can't live much longer without him!
Inuyasha- WAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAA! (sniffle) I WANT MY HAIR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (continues to sob)
Kagome- Inuyasha, please don't cry
Koga- Dude, you're embarrassing
Sesshy- Oh let him be a baby
Inuyasha- Why I oughta-!
Sango- Sit!
(Inuyasha trips) Thud
Inuyasha- WHAT THE-!
Morobuku- (trying to be brave, but is just being ridiculous) (to ?) We can beat you! We have the random group! See!...uh...
(Random group split)
Stalking Chicken- Wusses
Love Music- It isn't fair...It just isn't fair...(is looking at ?)
KPK- (comes back to consciousness) Wha-? What isn't fair? (looks at ?) HOLY SHIT, IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!
(Ta daa! Bet that one was unexpected!)
CHAPTER 32 - Crumble
Jinni ran from the steel elevator into the chaotic streets of Honolulu, bullets riddling off into the pavement. Her arms were once again over her head for protection, as she ran across the street. Already there were dead bodies upon the earth; those of small children that had been playing were never again to play. Screams of agony and terror swept through the city, persuading the panic to surplus in extent and having no effect upon the merciless airplane pilots.
With her hair in a mess, the college girl got on her motorcycle and darted off towards the outskirts. Being a major in historical battles and such, Jinni knew where every last attack would head for. Always for downtown.
She thanked every known god and deity she could think of that her tank was full, screeching down the road, avoiding bullets and running people as best she could.
Completely ignoring the fact that she had no helmet on, Jinni looked over her shoulder, glimpsing as one of planes shot the boiler of her apartment. Flames over took the entire building in moments, and in horror she watched as the few remaining people in the building alive, on the higher floors, jump from the inferno and to the paved ground below.
"MOROBUKUUUUUUUUUUU!" Sangarouka watched helplessly as her fiancé toppled off of the edge of the Tokyo Tower, no doubt to meet his demise. Every nerve and vessel of her body screeched with pain, hurt, fear, panic, woe, and dejection; vengeance scorching its way up to her mind whilst forming an inescapable rage.
Tako pounced back to his original place that the Akurei Burner and Kosenyu Hon (book) rested. "You said so yourself, that he didn't understand what we have felt for so long, and that-"
"YOU SHUT THE (bleep) UP, (bleep) ING BASTARD!"
Tako was taken aback. The red tri-circles on the girls kimono were glowing with feverish light, and the girl's hair was rising up as if it were untouched by gravity. Rage sparked in her eyes; Sanga had the terrible impression of merciless hatred and scornful resentment as she reached for her mace-tip whip. The tip of the whip began to glow red-hot after Sangarouka gripped her weapon and had it out in the open. "I never said for you to kill him, (bleep) ing bastard."
The orb shard around her neck was blasting light out from every direction.
Jinni felt her heart ache simply watching and hearing the terrified last screams of the now dead. So many in that city she knew; the Melon Cart Woman that she always got her afternoon snack from, her college friend on the floor below her that was always giving emotional help, the old lady who always found and fostered stray dogs and cats until ready for adoption... now most likely all dead.
The salty water of her eyes flowed down her face as she continued down the road.
Coming up soon, as far as she could see, was the dirt road that led up and around the volcano to the boondocks. Already going at least twice the highway speed limit, she shot up the road.
It seemed that out of nowhere, planes kept coming. An endless armada of the flying menaces kept flying towards the city, making her wonder 'What in the world is going on!'
After about ten minutes of burning rubber, the girl was in the tropic volcano pass, and she leapt off her motorcycle to face her city. Squinting hard at one plane, she watched its hull open up.
A small black speck fell from the sky down towards the towering buildings of Honolulu.
In a flash Jinni was back on her motorcycle traveling a speed she didn't think possible.
Tako saw in the girl more destruction than he had ever seen in his brother. Her primal power surging through her, along with her whip, were enough to make him begin to wonder about the decision he just made. The end of the whip was nothing more than a blob of lava.
Her irises sparked into red and mustard yellow fury, her hair instantly combusting into flame and fever. (KPK- ay carumba) The fire that had become her hair whipped around as if it had a mind of its own, spraying sparks fire all over. "Now, Tako, I will become your opponent."
Sangarouka whipped around several times, letting the lava from her whip shower the entire area, until landing on her foot and charging. The demon raised his swords in defense, but his attempts grew in vain when the whip melted the blades right off. She spun around her whip over her right arm and slammed it into the antenna, since Tako had moved out of the way for his life.
The seam between the radio broadcasts and the evil incense vanished.
"You fool, in a moment enough shall be gathered up once more to start the process of their deaths! You waste your time!" he sneered vindictively at her, while avoiding another attack from the big blob of liquid iron.
Jinni leapt off her bike, and landed in some nearby bush. She scrambled to her feet and covered her head and neck behind a large boulder. 'Oh no, I know that was an A-bomb... it's gonna destroy everything...'
After a few moments, nothing happened. The college girl peeked open an eye and looked up. No planes, no sakura, not even clouds.
She stood up and listened. The only thing she heard were birds.
Turning her head from side to side as if looking for an explanation, she scratched her head. "What the hell!"
There had been several times that the girl had almost forced the demon off the edge of the tower, but he was just quick enough to dodge her blows. He was amazed at what could happen to someone like her with access to the power she did.
Her hair spread out in all directions, spreading the fire all over and forcing Tako to stay within specific areas unless he wanted to get scorched.
Sanga was beginning to get frustrated with her weapon. Why couldn't she catch the damned bastard? Was it her fighting style? Was there something she was missing from her onslaught?
But, perhaps it was something in her heart? 'Why... why don't I feel so empty inside? I'm in love with Morobuku, aren't I? Can't my own body work with me for a change!'
"WORK WITH ME, DAMN IT!" Sanga yelled randomly swinging her whip around. The way she was moving and pushing against Tako, he had to back up against the radio mast in order to keep from being melted.
Her lava whip was swinging around and around, hitting the ground for moments before getting launched back into the air to attack. One of these times, it landed on the Book of Kosenyu, causing it to burst into flame and be vanquished from the world.
Inuyasha landed on the roof with Kagome on heis back. "Hell, that took long... enough...?" Imagine how you would feel like after seeing your friend with fire hair.
"Sanga?"
Sangarouka whipped her head around and saw Morobuku getting off of Inuyasha's back as well. Her hair and kimono instantly resolved to their original form, while Inuyasha mumbled, "Why don't you watch what you drop, he's heavy..."
"It's not possible..." Tako stepped back in sheer denial. "I can't be..."
Tako felt something tug at his foot. Looking down, his eyes widened in horror, realizing that his foot had stepped back into the Akurei burner and incense. His foot had vanished into the powdered stick, and his leg was getting sucked in as well. Screeching in fear, within seconds the demon was sucked into the incense, his soul extracted and sent off to remake the seam between the burner and mast.
"Hey, I was gonna slice and dice him!" Inuyasha yelled to Sanga and the incense stick. "LET ME KICK HIS SCRAWNY ASS!"
Inuyasha slammed Tetsusaiga onto the clay incense burner, but the attack was rebounded. "Huh?"
Morobuku scratched his head; well, as best he could with Sanga practically glued onto him. "That's interesting."
"WIND SCAR!" the hanyou yelled as he crashed the fang on the clay holder, but he was almost thrown off the roof from ricochet. As he continued to attack over and over again, it kept getting clearer that that idea wouldn't work.
"DAMN IT LET ME KILL YOU!" Inuyasha fumed, until a dart of silver slashed through the burner, vaporizing it to dust. Kagome giggled as she put a finger onto her bow to stop it from vibrating. "You just had to purify it."
The sakura ceased from falling, and with the clouds above cleared away, the sky revealed a starlit night. From the spot where the burner had been, the ice crystals evaporated into vapor, and rapidly spread down from the top of the tower to the bottom, and thus spreading out to the frozen lands.
The group of four quickly got down to the cafe where the rest of their friends lay in wait. Osoane continued to mourn the boy-in-her-arms's death, while Ayumi had finally gotten a hold of herself and Naena was starting to get back into normal mode.
"So, he is dead?" Miroku asked his friends, looking up from his spot by Sango.
"Yeah, he's-"
Inuyasha was cut off by a loud crack and rumbling sound beneath the floor, with a jolt that tossed everyone onto the ground. The tiles covering the floor shattered and threw bits everywhere. The glass window blew out from the changing dimensions of their frames, and the steel structure began to groan in addition to giving off scrapping, popping sounds. The ceiling cracked straight down the middle, letting bits of rubble come fall down on them all.
"THE BUILDING IS COLLAPSING!" Morobuku yelled, before getting thwacked in the head by Yuka.
"NO REALLY, EINSTEIN!"
The elevator would be an impossible way of getting out of the crumbling Tokyo Tower, for it would simply bend and snap with the building. Which only left jumping a possibility.
"You're expecting me to jump down to there without dieing!" Inuyasha fumed. "How stupid do you think I am, wench!... hm?"
Naena had jumped out the window with Sango on his small back, the orb of inferno blasting fire from its depths to ease the landing. Within several moments the two hit the ground hard, but nowhere nearly as hard as it would have been without the green haired boy's intervention. "Whew... Sango, you're heavy..."
"Gee, that really makes me feel happy about my weight..."
Soon after Eri and Hojo ran out of the building and over to the two on the ground.
The remaining people up in the cafe looked at each other, before following suit, with Shippou in his bubble form harboring Yuka and Morobuku on his head, Ayumi trying to figure out how to actually use the ring of water before getting the hang of it and jumping out the window herself with Miroku, and Sangarouka launching out of the window using her newly found powers of magma.
Inuyasha readied Kagome on his back. "Osoane," she said from her lovers back. "Inuyasha can carry two people. Come on-"
"I'm staying right here." She responded, not looking away or moving from her spot with Akutsuo's head in her lap.
"But you'll be killed!"
"And that is what I intend," she sighed, a tear rolling its way downward and slipping off her face.
Kagome looked at the daughter of Sesshomaru for what seemed forever. She began to understand the girl's reasoning, for if it had been Inuyasha who had been killed, would she not also stay with him and meet her demise to be with him? 'Yes... I would...'
Inuyasha jumped out of the window.
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Important news is... I COULDN'T KILL OFF MOROBUKU! That was what I originally had planned, but after going further and further along in the story I just couldn't bring myself to kill him! So to keep the whole death thing true to its word, I decided that since Senko was innocent in all of this, than his death would be counted.
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