Chapter 19:

Mr. Hero

"O my gosh I can't believe YOU took the fame for someone else, Zidane Tribal!" Garnet grumbled. "Heey.. it was fun." Zidane said. Garnet slapped him, "Owwwch. Geez and I thought queen's were supposed to be weak." Zidane muttered. "Can we just go I think it's getting dark…" Eiko squealed.

After I beat Zidane up, yes we can go.

"She's right! We should go!" Zidane said trying to get out of a long day of yelling sessions. Garnet sighed, "Whatever… sure." Zidane turned around, "Heh heh.. so uhh.. which way ladies?" He asked.

Wonderful.

"Why are you asking us? We're not the idiot who got us LOST in the first place, and who took credit from Trace!" Garnet shouted. They all grew quiet, ".. Umm.. ok.. well.. let's go.. this way… " Zidane added. They all refused.

"Ok so you just wanna sit out here waiting for mosquitos to suck the blood outta you?" He questioned. Garnet shivered, "eeww. I hate mosquitoes. Ugh. C'mon Eiko, let us continue.." She said. Eiko started following Zidane, "NO! Not with him.. let's find our OWN way back. Since Mr. Know it all over here thinks he's such a hero, I think he can find his own way back." Garnet pointed out.

"Hey c'mon.. like you ladies can really survive without me…" Zidane uttered.

We can. We'll make it back without your help!

"I thought you liked me?" Zidane asked staring into Garnet's eyes directly. Eiko growled, "GUYS! This isn't time to get all GOOGLEY EYE'D! WE GOTTA GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE BEFORE DARK!"

"Whoa.. alright ok? But I'm comin—" Zidane started but Garnet butted in, "No you aren't! I'm not getting lost again!" She exclaimed, and started walking to the left side of the woods. "Garnet….! Uugh." Zidane stomped on the dirt, "This sucks."

"Garnet! Wait for meee! Don't leave me here with Zidane!" Eiko squealed.

Deserves him right.

"Have you seen Zidane?" Cinna asked Macrus. Marcus shook his head, "No. Not at all! Have you?" He asked. "Nope that's why I was asking you."

"Haha leave Zidane alone, he's with his lil princess!" Baku retorted coming out of the bathroom. "B-But boss! He could be lost.. I mean, remember he said he was goin' to the woods? That woods is supposedly.. HAUNTED!" Cinna bellowed. "Geez chill down. Zidane can handle anything on his own." Blank's voice echoed as he walked out of his bedroom. "Yeah he's probably getting' ready for a big date with QUEEN Garnet!" Marcus exclaimed.

"Yeah really. I wonder if he'll go for 3rd base? Hehe." Blank kidded. "By now Garnet prolly has him around her lil' finger." Cinna mumbled. They all laughed, "No no no! They're probably 'partying' in the woods, haha get it? Partying.. bwahahahaha!" Baku shouted, laughing.

"Geez. They HAVE to leave me, don't they?" Zidane asked himself. He kicked some rocks, and looked around, blankly. "If I knew where I was this wouldn't be so bad." He muttered.

"Yes, if only you knew…" Another voice whispered. Zidane turned around, "What! W-Who's there?" He asked, freaking out. "You thought I could just be killed like that, did you not?" The voice questioned.

"Kuja!" Zidane asked, "what the hell! Where are you?"

"Poor little Zidane… all alone in a forest! Kwehehehehe! And you thought you killed me didn't you? If you haven't guessed by now, genome's live FOREVER! At least the powerful one's. That is why I am still here. As for you.. you won't be here.. not when I—"

"Garnet! You sure Zidane will be OK?" Eiko asked, stopping Garnet.

Positive. Thieves always make it out all right in the end.

"Well.. he HAS a weapon, doesn't he?" Garnet questioned. "Umm.. yeaah.. but what if all of a sudden some weird big thing jumped out and ate him?" Eiko inquired, worriedly. "Wow. You have a very creative imagination, but I doubt it." Garnet responded.

"Haha Zidane.. say goodbye to gaia." Kuja started waving his arms up In the air, laughing evilly. Zidane equipped his dagger, "No way! I'm NEVER gonna let you do that to my country!" He shouted. Kuja stopped. "You DARE come and try to stop me? If so.. then I will---" He added, but stopped, "I will…. Well I do not know but I will NOT LET YOU!"

Zidane grabbed his dagger, and shoved it before Kuja's heart, "Is that what you think brother! You FAG you'll NEVER destroy Gaia while I'm around!" Zidane bellowed. "Shut up! Yes I will, and you will be nothing but a mere INSECT compared to my great strength! Now move, TRAITOR!" Kuja growled, laughing, and with malicious strength, he put out his arms and made a bolt of lightning strike Zidane three times. Zidane fell to the ground, unstable. "Poor Zidane..! Watch as the world becoems MINE… FOREVER!" Kuja danced and sang, and then jumped up making a great ball of fire, then him and Zidane floated up to the top of the whole earth, "Here we go! Watch carefully, Zidane! As I destroy your earth. What? What am I sayin? Bwahahaha.. it's MY earth!" Kuja exclaimed. Zidane groaned, "aren't you supposed to be like buying new thongs or dresses or getting a make over or something! Why the hell are you taking over Gaia, what does it have in store for you!"

"What? What you say VERMIN! OUT OF MY WAY! This is MY world! And I will have all the thongs in the world if I take over it now… kwehehehe. Just imagine me in all those pretty frilly fluffy pink thongs:D can't wait…" Kuja exclaimed, and did a little dance. "Retarded fagget.. I'm so sick of this.." Zidane muttered, and grabbed something out of his pocket. It was his BEST weapon. Kuja looked at it, laughing, and giggling, and dancing.

"You'll be laughing when you're dead too." Zidane grumbled, he then stuck out his dagger and pushed it into Zidane's heart as hard as he could. Kuja stopped laughing and giggling realizing what Zidane was doing. Kuja backed away and fired all his last magic spells at Zidane. Just then a large shout of lightning was made, and Kuja fell off the entire earth, floating. Just floating. Zidane found himself in the same boat, but just then.. the world was blacked out.

"Gaarnet! WAKE UP!" A voice screamed in Garnet's ear. Garnet woke up rubbing her head,

Was it.. just a dream?

"… Eiko? .. Where's Zidane? Where's Kuja?" Garnet asked, nervously. Eiko looked at her worriedly, "Umm. Zidane just got back at camp! Kuja's dead, remember? Umm.. 'Trace' killed him.." She explained.

So none of the stuff I imagined, happened?

"Oh…" Garnet mumbled. "But hey.. remember when we had a dance last year! Well Beatrix said we're having one this year too! Isn't that awesome!" Eiko asked, excitedly. "…. O.. yeah.." Garnet replied, still a little confused from her dream. "Yup! Well I'm going over to Vivi's, we're gonna watch a movie, then try to figure out what song we're gonna dance to! Well buh bye!" Eiko squealed, and darted out of the room.

Strange…

Garnet sighed, holding her forehead. She got up off of her bed, and looked out the window. The Tantalus group was lighting a bon fire.

So tonight's the annual "tell a story" bon fire night?

Garnet wondered. She noticed Zidane getting some fire wood. She couldn't help but stare. Then she realized he was talking to Noelle and Trace.

I wonder if he apologized for taking all the credit?

Garnet wondered. She saw them all laugh. Somehow, someway, she wished she was right there at the second.

What were they talking about?

Was she jealous that he was talking to Noelle?

No..

She shook her head, and closed the blinds. She sighed again, realizing that she had nothing else to do, so she walked out to the bon fire.

"Yeah so he was like go inside and I did and then I came out later and he's like…GOT YA! I was like wtf?" Noelle explained to Trace and Zidane. They both laughed along with her. Garnet approached them,

"Umm.. hello guys." She said. They all just looked at her, like she was an outcast or something. Zidane looked at her the hardest.

What? You know you've seen me before.

She then remembered being so mean to Zidane after he took credit for Trace.

Sure he did do it, but I shouldn't have been so cruel.

So sucking in her gut she said, "Zidane can I speak to you for a second? Alone?" She questioned. Zidane followed her towards a private hideout near the fire.

"Listen, Zidane, I wanted to apologize for being so.. well you know, cruel, to you about that whole Trace thing.." Garnet said. Zidane said nothing. "So.. I am sorry.." She added. Zidane smiled, "It's fine. I was being a jerk.. dunno why I did it but…it's just me I guess." He added.

Cocky as always.

"Alrighty then…" Garnet said. They both laughed, "So.. what are you doing tonight?" Zidane asked. "Nothing.. just most likely hanging around for the story telling… you?" Garnet inquired. "Sounds borin'. I have a great idea for the both of us to do…" Zidane added. "… What's that?" Garnet asked, sort of worried."Weell… you like ta party?" Zidane asked.

Great.. more trouble.

"Zidane. If I go to a party with you.. someone is going to get hurt, killed, or drunk or something. I know it." Garnet responded. "Hey.. are you callin me bad luck?" Zidane asked, insulted. "No.. but it's just every time I go somewhere with you, something bad happens." Garnet explained. "Yeah well nothin's gonna happen this time! It'll be fun! Promise." Zidane verified. "Well…. Ok. I'll go, but if something happens.. I will be so mad at you Zidane Tribal." Garnet warned. "Hey nothin's gonna happen, k? It's gonna be great, babe!" Zidane exclaimed.

"Ok.. I thought I told you to 'never' call me babe?" Garnet grumbled. "Sorry.. geez, you better be in a better mood t'night! I'll come get you at….. six. Be ready… well see ya later babe—I mean, uhh, Garnet..heh heh." Zidane added, walking away.

Great.. just great.

End of chapter

So what do u think?

Alright sum questions for nxt chapter

What is guna happen the party?

garnet and zidane r guna git down

zidanes guna get drunk

kujas guna show up in his frilly thong

trace and noelle r guna be their

OR garnet is seriously guna have the best night EVER

Wheres kuja?

in the forest

buying thongs

getting a makeover

dead

OR gittin all ready 4 the big party

Eiko and vivi are…

in luv

just friends

crushing over each other

goin 2 the party togetha

out shoppin

aand when am I goin to update?

soon!

2 years from now

durin the summer:D

nxt week:P

or NEVER:P hehehe

Well R&R! THANX

With luv,

noelle…