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Chapter 1: Meeting the Family
" Ouch!" cried Spike as Angel nearly broke his nose, " what was that for," he whined, " I didn't do anything!"
"Of course you did William," Angel said as a smile spread across his face," all you had to do was stand in front of me to get punched."
"Would you two stop it you're annoying me." Angelus grumbled as he emerged from the shadows. " Abby will be home soon, so we won't have to be trapped in here together for much longer."
The click of the front door as it locks back in place echoed through the room. Footsteps were heard on the stairwell; someone began to turn the doorknob to Abby's room where the boys were hiding out. They prayed that it was Abby coming in and not her mother.
" I'm home. Did you all survive the morning?" the teenager asked as she closed the door behind herself.
" We survived, I just hope we can get our place fixed soon so we don't have to keep this up for the rest of eternity!" Angel sighed.
" Looks like you didn't make too big of a mess while I was gone, well you didn't make any mess except for. what happened to Spike's face?" the inquired.
" He ran into the doorknob?" Angel quickly answered.
" Angel hit me," Spike whined, " and for no reason at all!!"
" OH, please Spike you know very well what you did." Angel argued, " I don't make him bleed for my own amusement."
" Oh right, that's why you enjoy hitting me every chance you get!!" Spike huffed angrily.
" No, now you're mixing me up with Angelus." Angel explained calmly.
" Hey don't be bringing me into this, this is between you and William." Angelus exclaimed in surprise.
" Do I have to remind both of you, its Spike now remember; it has been since the Boxer Rebellion!" Spike said with growing fury.
" Actually it became Spike 30 years before that." Angel and Angelus looked at each other with disgust as they said it in unison.
" Right, when you decided that your favorite way to torture people was using railroad spikes!" Abby said with enthusiasm from her place on the bed, while flipping through a YM magazine.
" How did you know that?!" the boys said at the same time.
" Wouldn't you like to know." She said teasingly.
" The only people that know that are myself, Darla, Dru, and the Angels over here." Spike said with anticipation.
" Tell us how you found that out!" Angelus demanded.
" Angelus, stop yelling!" Angel said defensively. " How did you find that out?" Angel asked kindly.
" Now if I told you that, I would have to kill you." Abby said amused.
" Tell me! I want to know!" Spike yelled.
" Why would she tell you, you're Spike?!" Angelus said.
" Wow you actually got my name right, I'm impressed." Spike said.
" Oh shut up Spike!" Both Angel and Angelus turn around and punch him in the face.
" Clean up on isle 5," Abby said dryly, "Spike could you bleed all over the floor elsewhere, you're getting blood on my boots."
"First of all OUCH, secondly THANKS for the concern," Spike complained, " thirdly OUCH!!"
" Spike shut up," Angel said as he opened the window.
" Right like a little fresh air is going to stop my nose from bleeding." Spike began to complain again.
" Spike you bleed too easily." Angelus said as he picked up Spike and threw him over to Angel.
" You bruise too easily too." Angel said as he stuck Spike's head out the window.
" Angel. Buddy.pull me back in man.BLOODY HELL. come on I'm staring to sizzle!" Spike cried as his face began to bubble.
" Angel bring him back in if he's stopped bleeding, besides he'll be dust soon and then I'd have to clean it up." Abby said while still flipping through YM.
" Oh fine, I suppose your mother wouldn't like it if he filled the air vents." Angel reluctantly pulled Spike through the window.
" DAMN what are you people on?!" Spike ran into the darkest corner he could find, " You're messing up my hair, I'm going to have to bleach it again!"
" He doesn't need to dye it, he's a natural blond." Angelus told Abby.
" I know, why do think he's so stupid?" Abby said as she finally lifted her head from YM.
" Speaking of things you know, Spike.his name.you know.explain." Angel inquired after he closed the window.
" That would be between me and well.me," Abby said as she rose from the bed, " so you're not going to find out now are you?"
Chapter 1: Meeting the Family
" Ouch!" cried Spike as Angel nearly broke his nose, " what was that for," he whined, " I didn't do anything!"
"Of course you did William," Angel said as a smile spread across his face," all you had to do was stand in front of me to get punched."
"Would you two stop it you're annoying me." Angelus grumbled as he emerged from the shadows. " Abby will be home soon, so we won't have to be trapped in here together for much longer."
The click of the front door as it locks back in place echoed through the room. Footsteps were heard on the stairwell; someone began to turn the doorknob to Abby's room where the boys were hiding out. They prayed that it was Abby coming in and not her mother.
" I'm home. Did you all survive the morning?" the teenager asked as she closed the door behind herself.
" We survived, I just hope we can get our place fixed soon so we don't have to keep this up for the rest of eternity!" Angel sighed.
" Looks like you didn't make too big of a mess while I was gone, well you didn't make any mess except for. what happened to Spike's face?" the inquired.
" He ran into the doorknob?" Angel quickly answered.
" Angel hit me," Spike whined, " and for no reason at all!!"
" OH, please Spike you know very well what you did." Angel argued, " I don't make him bleed for my own amusement."
" Oh right, that's why you enjoy hitting me every chance you get!!" Spike huffed angrily.
" No, now you're mixing me up with Angelus." Angel explained calmly.
" Hey don't be bringing me into this, this is between you and William." Angelus exclaimed in surprise.
" Do I have to remind both of you, its Spike now remember; it has been since the Boxer Rebellion!" Spike said with growing fury.
" Actually it became Spike 30 years before that." Angel and Angelus looked at each other with disgust as they said it in unison.
" Right, when you decided that your favorite way to torture people was using railroad spikes!" Abby said with enthusiasm from her place on the bed, while flipping through a YM magazine.
" How did you know that?!" the boys said at the same time.
" Wouldn't you like to know." She said teasingly.
" The only people that know that are myself, Darla, Dru, and the Angels over here." Spike said with anticipation.
" Tell us how you found that out!" Angelus demanded.
" Angelus, stop yelling!" Angel said defensively. " How did you find that out?" Angel asked kindly.
" Now if I told you that, I would have to kill you." Abby said amused.
" Tell me! I want to know!" Spike yelled.
" Why would she tell you, you're Spike?!" Angelus said.
" Wow you actually got my name right, I'm impressed." Spike said.
" Oh shut up Spike!" Both Angel and Angelus turn around and punch him in the face.
" Clean up on isle 5," Abby said dryly, "Spike could you bleed all over the floor elsewhere, you're getting blood on my boots."
"First of all OUCH, secondly THANKS for the concern," Spike complained, " thirdly OUCH!!"
" Spike shut up," Angel said as he opened the window.
" Right like a little fresh air is going to stop my nose from bleeding." Spike began to complain again.
" Spike you bleed too easily." Angelus said as he picked up Spike and threw him over to Angel.
" You bruise too easily too." Angel said as he stuck Spike's head out the window.
" Angel. Buddy.pull me back in man.BLOODY HELL. come on I'm staring to sizzle!" Spike cried as his face began to bubble.
" Angel bring him back in if he's stopped bleeding, besides he'll be dust soon and then I'd have to clean it up." Abby said while still flipping through YM.
" Oh fine, I suppose your mother wouldn't like it if he filled the air vents." Angel reluctantly pulled Spike through the window.
" DAMN what are you people on?!" Spike ran into the darkest corner he could find, " You're messing up my hair, I'm going to have to bleach it again!"
" He doesn't need to dye it, he's a natural blond." Angelus told Abby.
" I know, why do think he's so stupid?" Abby said as she finally lifted her head from YM.
" Speaking of things you know, Spike.his name.you know.explain." Angel inquired after he closed the window.
" That would be between me and well.me," Abby said as she rose from the bed, " so you're not going to find out now are you?"