Disclaimer: I'm disclaiming,
Episode 5 begins with Naota and Kitsurubami in an airgun battle against Amarao and Haruko, Amarao challenged Naota to a battle over Haruko because after being turned down (smacked through a wall) by Haruko he saw Naota kissing Haruko. Not one to have his pride smashed up by a little boy (regardless of Naota's desire NOT to kiss Haruko, and the only reason said kiss took place was because of his new horn)...so he challenges him to a fight. I am not sure how the rules of this game work out, but I would guess its like paintball...only Naota and Haruko seem to shoot each other a little too much, but hey its anime.Anyways Amarao knocks Kitsurubami into the river and she's kinda dead in a bloody drowned kinda way.Naota is helpless so Amarao & Haruko kick his ass.Mamimi sees the whole thing and asks him if he likes Haruko.Later Naota comes home and hangs out with Amarao & Haruko,
Amarao:(whispering to naota) is her food edible?
Naota:it won't kill you
Amarao:okay then(eats haruko's unedible barf)...........K.O..................................................................dead
kitsurubami returns from the bathroom with cuts and scrapes all over her body.
Kitsurubami: what's up with him?
Kitsurubami stares at Amarao who's foaming at the mouth
Kitsurubami:eww!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Kitsurubami: WHOOPS! YOU JUST KILLED AMARAO!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU SAYING WHOOPS BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE?!?!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Kitsurubami: oh great! now he's a corpse........YOU TURNED AMARAO INTO A CORPSE!!!!!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Amarao gets up and walks away still looking like a corpse and then comes back in human form
Kitsurubami:how'd you do that?
Amarao:the magical power of water?
Haruko & Naota: whatever
Amarao & Naota head to the bakery to help a customer
Amarao (cheerfully): I am careless with money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naota (cheerfully): so am I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Customer: RIGHT! how do I get from point A to point B ? and why do you have fake eyebrows ?
Amarao: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAN TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naota: go to hell
Customer: gladly
Amarao runs out of the room to deal with the cruelness of society,Naota follows him
Amarao: where's the boy with my latte? (sadly) he's not coming back is he?
Kitsurubami: COMMANDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarao: WUZZATT?
Kitsurubami: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!
Amarao: what's her problem ?
Naota: mood swings, it happens to every girl.
Haruko: hey kiddies it's bedtime
ALL:SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: why not act like this?
ALL: IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
Person in the void #1:this is great reality t.v. , they go to pieces over nothing!!!!!!!!
Person in the void #2: yes, I agree
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Haruko: FINALLY IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!
Hana: HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: WELL, YOUR STORY WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hana: IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D THINK DIFFERENT, IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO WRITE THIS STORY BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAVE IT AND I LOST IT!!!!!!!!!! SO I HAD TO REWRITE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: TOUCHING, NEXT ON FLCL EPISODE 2 THE RETURN OF KAMON!!!!!
Hana: HEY I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
Hana: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarao: read and review please
Kitsurubami: and no flamers or else you die!
Episode 5 begins with Naota and Kitsurubami in an airgun battle against Amarao and Haruko, Amarao challenged Naota to a battle over Haruko because after being turned down (smacked through a wall) by Haruko he saw Naota kissing Haruko. Not one to have his pride smashed up by a little boy (regardless of Naota's desire NOT to kiss Haruko, and the only reason said kiss took place was because of his new horn)...so he challenges him to a fight. I am not sure how the rules of this game work out, but I would guess its like paintball...only Naota and Haruko seem to shoot each other a little too much, but hey its anime.Anyways Amarao knocks Kitsurubami into the river and she's kinda dead in a bloody drowned kinda way.Naota is helpless so Amarao & Haruko kick his ass.Mamimi sees the whole thing and asks him if he likes Haruko.Later Naota comes home and hangs out with Amarao & Haruko,
Amarao:(whispering to naota) is her food edible?
Naota:it won't kill you
Amarao:okay then(eats haruko's unedible barf)...........K.O..................................................................dead
kitsurubami returns from the bathroom with cuts and scrapes all over her body.
Kitsurubami: what's up with him?
Kitsurubami stares at Amarao who's foaming at the mouth
Kitsurubami:eww!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Kitsurubami: WHOOPS! YOU JUST KILLED AMARAO!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU SAYING WHOOPS BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE?!?!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Kitsurubami: oh great! now he's a corpse........YOU TURNED AMARAO INTO A CORPSE!!!!!
Haruko:WHOOPS!
Amarao gets up and walks away still looking like a corpse and then comes back in human form
Kitsurubami:how'd you do that?
Amarao:the magical power of water?
Haruko & Naota: whatever
Amarao & Naota head to the bakery to help a customer
Amarao (cheerfully): I am careless with money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naota (cheerfully): so am I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Customer: RIGHT! how do I get from point A to point B ? and why do you have fake eyebrows ?
Amarao: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAN TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naota: go to hell
Customer: gladly
Amarao runs out of the room to deal with the cruelness of society,Naota follows him
Amarao: where's the boy with my latte? (sadly) he's not coming back is he?
Kitsurubami: COMMANDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarao: WUZZATT?
Kitsurubami: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!
Amarao: what's her problem ?
Naota: mood swings, it happens to every girl.
Haruko: hey kiddies it's bedtime
ALL:SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: why not act like this?
ALL: IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
Person in the void #1:this is great reality t.v. , they go to pieces over nothing!!!!!!!!
Person in the void #2: yes, I agree
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Haruko: FINALLY IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!
Hana: HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: WELL, YOUR STORY WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hana: IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D THINK DIFFERENT, IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO WRITE THIS STORY BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAVE IT AND I LOST IT!!!!!!!!!! SO I HAD TO REWRITE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: TOUCHING, NEXT ON FLCL EPISODE 2 THE RETURN OF KAMON!!!!!
Hana: HEY I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruko: TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
Hana: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amarao: read and review please
Kitsurubami: and no flamers or else you die!