SHORT STORY BEFOREHAND....

[at a nearby gas station]

Father: Which type of gas should I use today?

Sister: Unleaded gas!

Wife: Super premium unleaded gas!

Son: No daddy give it da ESTROGEN!

Family: laughs

Father: why me laugh?

Disclaimer: O.o

Naota: HE'S STILL LICKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amarao: MMMM...NAOTA STILL NUMMY!

Kitsurubami: Why in the heck?

Hana: Oooooooooooooo!

Haruko: IF HANA SAYS Oooooooooooooo! AT 11:10 IN THE MORNING AND IS TRAVELING AT 65 M.P.H. AND IS CARRYING 250 TONS OF FIREWORKS THAN HOW MANY GALLONS OF HARUKO DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO DENVER?

Naota: Studying for the SAT's?

Haruko: Nope, i'm helping sameji here study

Naota: Y-you mean mamimi?

Haruko: yep!

Mamimi: Hiii!

Kamon: Oooooooooooooo! girls

Hana: eww!

Kitsurubami: Hey hana, I could use a hand here!

Hana: Do not adjust your set!

Kitsurubami: whaa?!

Hana:[holding shovel in one hand and mountain dew in the other]: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE CONTACT!

Hana hits Amarao over the head with the shovel

Amarao: Where am I ?

Hana: The majical world of Oz!

Amarao: Yay!

Hana: No really

Amarao: Let's get outta here

Hana: ditto

Hana: me go on vacation for a while

Amarao: me come too

Kitsurubami: RR please

Haruko: no flamers