Mary Sue
A Mary sue is a perfect girl
Right down to her curl
Everyone loves her without a second thought
Of course, most of them are on pot
Out of all the cast
She's the one with the most tragic past
She outshines even the best
I guess that's why we treat her as a pest
She canon rapes the guys
By making them cry as she dies
Put an end to abuse
By giving a sue a noose
Believe me when I say the world will be a better place
If all sues are boxed into a case
Sephiroth wont be forced to cry
No one wants to read that lie
Vincent can stay anti-social
And wont turn emotional
Cloud will stay true to his quest
And wont be bothered by the sue pest
Now that you know about this sue
You may commence hitting her with a shoe
Heh, another one done out of boredom. I really need to get a new hobby. I dont own Final Fantasy 7 or Mary Sues. (Although I might have created a few, they're just caged in my mind) I dont do many poems either. so R&R and tell me what you think please)