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This chapter uses Neon Genisis Evangelion and FLCL characters...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AT THE BAKERY
Naota: ugh...where was I?
Haruko: you were in mianus!
Naota: I was in your what?
Haruko: The town in California.
Naota: oh AMERICA!
Haruko: now hurry up or you'll be late for school.
Usagi-mun: no I don't like this part, take it out!
Asuka: hey! since when do YOU have a say in MY story!
Usagi-mun: b-but my m-millenium p-puzzle sa....cut off
Asuka: who cares about your millenium puzzle!
Usagi-mun: yea whatever it was only 69 cents anyway.
Asuka: now see how good it feels to work out our problems?
Usagi-mun: hey you're not a liscensed therapist!
Asuka: bye!
Usagi-mun: mmkay now bring me the dim witted one!
Random failures: yes your majesty!
And out comes none other than jessica simpson.
Usagi-mun: you are not fit to belong in my kingdom.
Jessica: you mean I have to take more diet pills?
Usagi-mun: no you dolt you don't belong here.
Jessica: dolt?
Usagi-mun: are you related to president bush in any way?
Jessica: president? related? too many big words!!!!!!!!!
Usagi-mun: okay let us try this...........unicorns for Jessica.
Jessica: nuh-uh.
Usagi-mun: unicorns for Jessica
Jessica: really?
Jessica goes to two giant doors and opens them.
A stampede of unicorns bolts out of the doors and crushes jessica to bits.
Usagi-mun: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT SCHOOL
Gaku: did you hear? seven new transfer students from tokyo are here!
Masashi: yea and a some pyramid thingy popped up right next to the medical mechanica plant!
Naota: like I give a shit.
Eri: Naota get your sorry ass back here!
Naota: gotta go!
Eri runs after him.
AFTER SCHOOL
Naota is still running from Eri they're both running towards naota's house until naota smacks into a man in his sixties...they both fall to the ground.
Naota:mrdudei'mreaaaaaaaalsorryaboutwhatjusthappenedbutireallyhavetogobecausethisinsanepsycowomanisaftermewithabaseballbatandidon'twanttogethitintheheadagainimeanit'salreadybeenseventeentimestodaysoOHSHITHERESHECOMES!!!
naota runs away
Fuyutsuki: thank you!
Asuka: yes this chapter was random.
Asuka: I'd like to give a shout out to Usagi-mun because we couldn't have done it without you!
Fuyutsuki: Anyways we will reveal ourselves in the next episode
Asuka: and more fanservice! now get out of here you old fart
Fuyutsuki: I'm a higher power.
next chapter the organization called NERV.
This chapter uses Neon Genisis Evangelion and FLCL characters...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AT THE BAKERY
Naota: ugh...where was I?
Haruko: you were in mianus!
Naota: I was in your what?
Haruko: The town in California.
Naota: oh AMERICA!
Haruko: now hurry up or you'll be late for school.
Usagi-mun: no I don't like this part, take it out!
Asuka: hey! since when do YOU have a say in MY story!
Usagi-mun: b-but my m-millenium p-puzzle sa....cut off
Asuka: who cares about your millenium puzzle!
Usagi-mun: yea whatever it was only 69 cents anyway.
Asuka: now see how good it feels to work out our problems?
Usagi-mun: hey you're not a liscensed therapist!
Asuka: bye!
Usagi-mun: mmkay now bring me the dim witted one!
Random failures: yes your majesty!
And out comes none other than jessica simpson.
Usagi-mun: you are not fit to belong in my kingdom.
Jessica: you mean I have to take more diet pills?
Usagi-mun: no you dolt you don't belong here.
Jessica: dolt?
Usagi-mun: are you related to president bush in any way?
Jessica: president? related? too many big words!!!!!!!!!
Usagi-mun: okay let us try this...........unicorns for Jessica.
Jessica: nuh-uh.
Usagi-mun: unicorns for Jessica
Jessica: really?
Jessica goes to two giant doors and opens them.
A stampede of unicorns bolts out of the doors and crushes jessica to bits.
Usagi-mun: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT SCHOOL
Gaku: did you hear? seven new transfer students from tokyo are here!
Masashi: yea and a some pyramid thingy popped up right next to the medical mechanica plant!
Naota: like I give a shit.
Eri: Naota get your sorry ass back here!
Naota: gotta go!
Eri runs after him.
AFTER SCHOOL
Naota is still running from Eri they're both running towards naota's house until naota smacks into a man in his sixties...they both fall to the ground.
Naota:mrdudei'mreaaaaaaaalsorryaboutwhatjusthappenedbutireallyhavetogobecausethisinsanepsycowomanisaftermewithabaseballbatandidon'twanttogethitintheheadagainimeanit'salreadybeenseventeentimestodaysoOHSHITHERESHECOMES!!!
naota runs away
Fuyutsuki: thank you!
Asuka: yes this chapter was random.
Asuka: I'd like to give a shout out to Usagi-mun because we couldn't have done it without you!
Fuyutsuki: Anyways we will reveal ourselves in the next episode
Asuka: and more fanservice! now get out of here you old fart
Fuyutsuki: I'm a higher power.
next chapter the organization called NERV.