(Ah, yet another chapter of this nonsense. Well I hope you all like it. Thank you all for your nice reviews. They really make me happy.

I don't own Harry Potter, Nutella, or, whatever else youm can throw in while I'm at it.)

Severus snickered wickedly as he tiptoed up towards Gryffindor tower. He carried with him two buckets. One filled with glue and the other filled with fluffy white feathers. Ah, it was a classic, so it must be done. He made his way to the four poster bed that a certain scheming girgirl took up residence and set the buckets on the floor. He peered into the curtains to make sure Dark was asleep. A lesson well learned. He was startled to hear her voice, but with relief, she was only mumbling in her sleep.

" ..N-no mommy.. Make the clowns go away.. I don't like... them." She trailed off into a wimper. Severus noticed a cold sweat forming on her brow.

' My my, someone has some clown issues...' Snape mused. All of the sudden, his plan seemed stupid. A new one had started to form in his head. He looked around for a moment looking to see if there was anything that could help put together his sinister plot. On Dark's bedside table there was an assortment of things. One of them could be helpful.

Tissues, no. Pirate action figure. Who was that handsome plastic devil? Wait! A box of grahm crackers? Bingo! Not just grahm crackers, Nutella! There was his bait. He snatched the jar of Nutella, and the two useless buckets, and strolled silently back to his dungeons. How come he never gets caught?

Dark woke up the next morning and yawned. Her unusual collection of stuff greeted her. " Good morning Jack. Good morning pony. Good morning tissue box." She babbled cheerfully, being awake not yet kicking in. She looked at the foot of her bed, where her bunny slept. For a few minutes, she stared blankly at it, wondering how she had aquired all of her random stuff that had collected around her bed. Shrugging, she climbed out of bed and went to find her uniform.

Classes passed by fairly quickly. Not much happened. durning break, she had attempted to start a Neville Longbottom fanclub. That failed miserably, so she got into an interesting discussion with Professor Lupin about things that rhyme with purple. Needless to say it was a short conversation. Interesting, but short.

At the end of the day, Dark walked back from dinner with Hermione. The two were chatting happily.

" Ah, you know what I have been thinking about?" Dark asked.

" No, what?" Hermione answered.

" I have a brand new jar of Nutella and I've been waiting all day to have some." Dark was smiling at the thought of chocolatey Nutella.

" I hope you're sharing."

" Sure!" The two girls reached the common room and hurried up to Dark's dorm, where the'r snack was supposedly waiting. " I have grahm crachers too so-" Dark stopped. "Gone! No way! " Dark looked around frantically.

" What's wrong?" Hermione asked.

" 'Mione! It's.. GONE!" Dark exclaimed. She paused, " Only one person could be behind all of this." Her eyes narrowed dramatically.

"Snape" They said in unison. Dark grabbed her box of crackers and sprinted out of the room. She was on a quest for Nutella.

After about twenty minuted of roaming the school, Dark sighed.

" What's got you down?" a farmilliar voice came from behind her.

Dark turned around to see Molly. She was Jill and Jennless at the moment. " I'm lacking in the Nutella department, sadly." Dark said. " All I have now are these dumb grahm crackers, and there not even the cinamon kind! They're so plain!"

" Oh, well that's a pity." Molly sympathized. " Did someone steal it?" She asked.

"I'm guessing Snape did." Dark frowned. " The jerk. He'll get his."

" Well, if I can I'll help. That creep shouldn't steal other people's snack spread products like that!" Molly offered.

" Nah, not much you can do unless you see it."

Molly nodded and walked off.

It didn't take much time after to stumble upon a clue. There was a big sigh in front of a dark and foreboding door. it read

' Free stuff!...and Nutella' There was an arrow pointing to the door.

" Oh boy! I love free stuff. And Nutella!" Dark squeaked. Without any hesitation she opened the heavy door. It was very dark in the room. " Oh, shit." Dark said, realizing she probably walked into a trap.

Then the music started. Haunting organ music. It played out a circus tune. Dark felt the blood leave her face as the sound made her spine tingle with fear. It reminded her of clowns. A dull light shone in the middle of the room, right on Dark. There were people in the room, sje was surrounded. The light grew stroger, and Dark could see better. She was surrounded by clowns!

" EEEEEAAAAAHHHH!' Dark screamed. She absolutely hated clowns. They were so scary. They danced and juggled around her. Their makeup bloody and twisted. Dark was about to break into tears when the door opened. Snape was standing there. Dark knew he was behind all of this. If she wasn't so afraid, she would have killed him. Instead, she started to run to him. A clown stepped in front of her. With a scream, Dark dove down and through it's legs and clung to Severus for dear life.

" Make them go awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyeeeee!" She cried.

Severus noticed that she was shaking like a leaf. With a wave of the wand it was all gone. It took a while for Dark to realize that the music had stopped. When she finally looked up at Severus, he began to laugh.

" What's so funny!"

" You! Clowns? Merlin, girl, I thought you were braver than that." There was no stopping his laughter. " A Gryffindor!"

" Severus Snape you are the biggest jerk! I can not believe you! Where is my Nutella! Do you realize how NOT funny that was! Argh I can't believe you, you, FREAK!" Apparently, Dark's rage was comical, becuase, Snape was still laughing at her. He handed over the jar of chocolate and wiped his eyes.

Dark just shook her head. " You suck" She said. Still embarassed that she was so afraid of the clowns. It was a major hit to the pride, running to him like that. She left the room and went to find Hermione. She felt the need to share this story and vent. Ginny could come along too.

Severus strolled happily to his office. He was laughing now, but he knew he had it coming.

( There it is! I really do hate clowns. I was traumatized at a young age. If you don't know what Nutella is, it's a chocolate and hazelnut spread. It goes good with pretty much anything. I suggest you try it sometime. Well, actually don't listen to me. oh, wait, listen to me.)