Disclaimer: FLCL belongs to GAINAX and Kazuya Tsurumaki...I on the other hand (keyword there: I) own a bus pass, but not an an anime series

AT THE NANDABA HOUSEHOLD...

Naota: I'M HOME!

Asuka: Hallo!

Naota: w-who are you? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!

Asuka: i'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryu! and i live here now, SO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!

Naota: WHAAAT!

Asuka: you heard me!

Naota takes his boxes and leaves

DOWNTOWN...

Misato: so, they've moved us to this town out in the sticks

Hyuga: apparently

Misato: i miss Tokyo-3

Hyuga: me too

Misato and Hyuga kiss

AT NAOTA'S SCHOOL...

Gaku: those tokyo kids are coming today

Naota: i know, i'm living with one

Masasshi: is she cute

Naota: i guess so

Gaku: what do you mean i guess so?

Naota: I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS!

Eri: NAOTA!

Naota: whoops

Miyajun: class! we have seven students who come from tokyo-3!

Boy: I'm Toji Suzuhara

Girl: I'm Hikari Horaki

Boy: I'm Shinji Ikari

Girl: I'm Asuka Langley Soryu

Naota: see, that's her

Gaku: She's on FIRE!

Masasshi: she's CUTE

Gaku: ON FIRE!

Masasshi: CUTE!

Gaku: ON FIRE!

Masasshi: CUTE!

Naota: SHUT UP!

Both: geez

Boy: I'm Kensuke Aida

Girl: and I'm Rei Ayanami

Miyajun: be seated

NEXT CHAPTER: ANGELS IN MABASE