Disclaimer: i'm still alive! yay! gets shot in head
Miss Spooky Muffin: okay then, on with the story
THE INTERSTELLAR IMMAGRATIONS PLACE THINGY.
Kitsurubami looks out the randomly placed window
Kitsurubami: looks like we have new nieghbors
Amarao: i'll go bake some cookies
Kitsurubami: okay
60 MINUTES LATER...
Amarao rings doorbell
Gendo Ikari answers
Gendo: yes? can we help you?
Kitsurubami: hi, we're from across the street and we brought pie
Gendo: those are cookies
Miss Spooky Muffin: uhh...
Gendo: care to explain this hana?
MSM: smokes cigarette YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'M UNKNOWABLE!
Gendo: well...?
MSM: look gendo, it's 4AM and i have insomnia, give it a break
Gendo: it can have it's break but i want my pie
MSM: here's your fucking pie asswhipe! pies gendo
MSM: bye runs back to massachussetts
ON WITH DA STORY...
Naota: DAAAAD! THERE'S A WEIRD GERMAN GIRL IN MY ROOM!
Kamon: IS SHE A VIRGIN?
Naota: OO
Asuka: ANTA BAKA!
Misato: Asuka be nice!
Asuka: but-
Misato: THAT'S AN ORDER!
Kamon: me likey
Shinji: another day another asprin
Naota: hi
Shinji: hello
Naota: I'm Naota
Shinji: I'm Shinji
MSM: ookaye then coughs faggots
Kaworu: where? i wanna get me sum ass
MSM: heyy!
NEXT DOOR...
Makoto: no more angels?
Maya: excactly
Aoba: finally
Maya: so we live together?
Makoto: i guess so
MSM bursts through the door
MSM: hiya roommates!
All: she's like asuka 2.0!
All: AHHHHH!
Rei: AHHH!
Fuyutsuki: AHHHHHHHH!
MSM: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Crobdan: hi
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NEXT CHAPTER: THE EVANGELIONS