A Corny Introduction for the Ronin Warriors
(Thank the Lord they never used it)
-Celesta SunStar
"I summon to me the Armor of Wildfire,
Give to me Virtue and enflame my heart higher."
"I call upon Halo, element of light,
Grant me the Wisdom to do what is right."
"My armor is Torrent, my virtue is Trust,
Those who threaten me and mine, will only be dust."
"Hardrock's the name and Justice is the game,
Only an idiot could miss we're the same."
"Strata is the Life of air, planets, atmosphere,
From me, only evil has something to fear."
"The Ronin Warriors, together we stand,
To protect first our friends, our universe, our land."
There is a small moment of silence.
"Did anyone else think that was incredibly corny?"
"Yes," came from four other voices.
"Good, let's not ever do that again."
It was agreed to unanimously.
The End (thankfully)
A/N: I'm sorry, it ambushed me and I had to write it down. Hopefully it will leave me alone and I will be able to write something more worthwhile. Or you could review and let me know if you want me to torture anybody else.
-Celesta SunStar