(Let's see how Dark will live after being expelled. This should be fun! It mightbe a bit short. What is it with me and short chapters? )

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It was one in the morning, and Dark could not sleep. She still found it herd to believe. She had gotten herself expelled. Wouldn't her parents be pleased? She crawled out of bed and with puffy red eyes, dug through her trunk. She pulled out the list and crept down to the common room. The word "Expelled" kept buzzing in her mind. She crumpled the list in her fist and threw it into the fire. Watcing it burn reminded her of her own school career. Once a huge goal, now just a piece of crap going up in flames. She sat down heavily on the couch and stared at the fire, feeling her ees get droopy.

The hustle and bustle of students woke Dark up. She had fallen asleep in the common room. Hoping it was still early, she checked her watch. It was only seven thirty. She ran up the stairs to her dormitory to go get ready. Looking like a slob would not help her...If she could be helped. She soon regretted going to her room. The other girls spotted her and thus began the interrogation.

"I heard you got expelled!" Ooh, tactful!

"What did you do!"

"Did you really almost kill Snape?" What were people saying!

Dark groaned and bolted for the bathroom to change and clean up. It took forever to wipe away the tear smudges from her eyes. It was a streaky mess, especially since she fell asleep that way.

Two and a half hours later, Dark found herself knocking on the door to the Headmaster's office. "Enter" She took a deep breath and pushed the large door open. Sitting in the room were Sanpe, McGonagall, and Dumbledore, all glaring at her. Dark's palms began to sweat. Did they tell her parents yet? was the Ministry going to come and snap her wand in two? For a moment, she had forgotten to breathe.

"Have a seat, Miss smith." Professor Dumbledore ordered. Dark did so and looked helplessly at the witch and wizards before her. "Before we notify your parents and the Ministry, Professor Snape has something to say to you." Dumbledore said.

Severus stood up. "Dakota, I told you that you wouldn't beat me. Nobody outdoes Severus Snape. I got you soooo bad!" Dark blinked. What? "I said, GOTCHA!" Snape shouted. Somewhere in the background music started playing and everyone in the room began to laugh. Dark was in shock and couldn't register what was happening. Well, until Ashton Kucher leaped in form out of nowhere.

"Yeeeaaaahhhhhh! You've been punk'd. BIIOOOCH!" Everybody stopped and glared at Ashton. Severus snatched the trucker hat off of his head and threw it across the room. Ashton's lower lip trembled. Knowing he wan't wanted, he walked off dejectedly. "I'll just go back to MTV, then..."

"Oh man! You were kidding? You set all of this up, Professor?" Dark asked Snape. He nodded. "Wow. That is the ultimate prank. I-Ican't top that. Darn..." Dark knew she lost. "Fine, you win. But now I get to complete my Hogwarts education, at least." She tried to be positive.

"But you can't complete it and be a winner!" Severus bragged. He was so happy to have actually won.

"Shut it. You caused me some psychological damage on that one. I was crying my eyes out last night!" Dark snapped. This made Snape laugh.

"Hah! Well that's what you get for pestering me."

"I have to study.'Bye." Dark said blankly, she was still freaked out. She could not believe it was over. And she lost.

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(Another twist! Well. this is pretty much the end. The next chapter just kind of wraps things up. Please, tall me what you think!

Love, Mole)