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(Cherice typing)

Melissa madly searched the ship for what seemed to be…….a condom? No one could really tell what she was searching for exactly so you can replace the 'condom' with a word of your choice. She still searched until she tripped over Jack who was laying on the floor, drunk of course. Jack jumped up and screamed "NO MELISSA! COME BACK!" He stopped short of seeing her right in front of his face. "Oh hello love. I was dreaming about you but don't mind me carry on with your well to do." Jack…..swerved…….away, (I swear  that one of these days Jack is going to drink himself to death.) bumping into random objects when Melissa grabbed the collar of his vest-type thing and turned him towards her. She slapped him across the face and she rapidly kissed him. (That sounds weird…) Soon they were in a full out make-out session right there in the hallway.

Cherice and Will fell asleep last night together (still, they didn't screw like wild monkey cows!) her head on his shoulder and his head leaning on her head. It was kind of cute…until Anna Maria walked through the door and slapped them both across the face. (she seems to like doing that….) "I'M UP!" Will jumped up and took Cherice with him. "Ow!" She screeched as Will pulled her by her hair. Anna Maria began, rolling her eyes. "You two! Before you screw each other into a coma need to realize that there are some people on this ship who may just be jealous! No names mentioned…….ELIZABETH!" She ran out of the room slamming the door behind her.

"So where were we?" Will asked, a seductive little look in his eye. Cherice stared up at him in a "You know…" sort of way. They kissed and fell onto the bed, NEXT to each other. (NO! NO SEX! NO NO!)

Anna Maria stepped over Jack and Melissa as they were still making out on the floor.

Elizabeth followed her.

:::writers block:::

Author notes: so this is turning into a mindless Mary Sue fic! And everyone ends up making out! WTF?! Hmmmmm a weird twist coming up? HA! I think so…. ---end author notes---

All of a sudden….

Jack and Melissa are making out at the movie theater and Cherice and Will are making out next to them! SOMEHOW THEY WARPED BACK TO THE PRESENT! Cherice pulled away from Will and Melissa pulled away from Jack. The two girls looked at each other and then looked at the movie screen which after showing the part where pirates invade Elizabeth's house, went blank. It went blank right when it should because Jack and Will both looked at the screen in wonder. (Imagine what would have happened if they saw pirates and Elizabeth on screen? lol) Jack looked at Will, Will looked at Jack.

"Melissa? I don't think we're on the Black Pearl anymore!" Cherice said in a Wizard of Oz type way. "Me either. So how did we get back?" "I couldn't tell you. One minute I'm making out with Will on his bed and then we're here. CONSPIRACY!" Melissa and Cherice led their two guys out of the theater, trying best to hide them from public views. Will and Jack stared in marvel at the technology of the 21 century. They were even more in awe when they reached the parking lot. "What are these massive beings, love?" Jack said as he tapped on a red convertible. "Cars." Cherice replied forgetting they've never seen them before. Will walked to the side of one and pulled on the handle. The car alarm went off and Will ran back to the group's side. Melissa and Cherice laughed.

Soon they reached Cherice's car and Jack and Will went into the back seat. Jack got himself badly tangled up in the seatbelt as Will stared at the craftsmanship of all the metal. Cherice turned the car on and she pulled away from the building. She drove them all to her little Illinois suburban house, 30 minutes away from Chicago. They pulled into the driveway and Melissa had to go untangle Jack. Will stepped out, not touching the car in fear that the alarm might go off again. Cherice took out the key to her home and took them all inside. Jack and Will sat down on the big tan comfy couch and Jack stood up, and fell into it again. Once again he stood up, fell into it and bounced back up. "What is this contraption love? It's fun!" Cherice looked at him. "It's called a couch. It's something to SIT on." Jack looked at her in amazement and fell back one more time and sat down. All of a sudden Will spotted the computer. He walked over to it and tapped on the keyboard. The computer went off of the screen saver and on the screen was a picture of…..who would have guessed….. Will Turner.

Will jumped back! "What sort of mirror is this?" He walked away….afraid…

"So this is where I live. Welcome." Cherice said, watching Will stare at the pictures hanging on the wall.

"WHERE'S ALL THE WATER?! WHERE'S THE RUM?!" Jack said pacing the floors. "We're on land, bucko. Get used to it because until we can figure out how to get you back home this is where you'll be staying." Melissa replied sarcastically.

Author notes:

HAHA back to the future!!!! Anyhoo…….tell me what you people think……..its on the shortish side but oh well!