Anyhoo...
Warnings: Uh... PG-13? That allows my one f# and crude language... Anyhoo, implied Yaoi. Don't get mad at me, you've been warned.
And for some of you Ed enthusiasts... The blond is Havoc. Sorry.
#8: Hello
Brrrrrrrring...Brrrrrrrring...Brrr--
Roy stuck out his hand and grabbed the receiver, cutting the third ring short. Beside him, a very sleepy and drunk looking blond slept, his arm resting on the Colonel's chest.
"Did you fuck him yet?" came the Lieutenant Colonel's voice, not un-amused.
"I'm working on it," Roy sighed.
"Loser," was the sharp, teasing reply.
"Blow me." Another witty retort.
"Nah, I believe that's your job, Mustang," and Hughes hung up.
Resisting the urge to set the phone ablaze, Roy replaced the receiver and looked over at the puff of blond hair sticking out from underneath the covers. Today was going to be a very interesting day...