Hi, first I'd like to thank you all who RR and second, why does EVERYONE chose Sirius?
Well ok, he is handsome, perfect, funny, cute, gorgeous, and nice, has a sense of humour and there is this possibility that he owns a penguin but that's not so bloody special!
Ok, time to stop rambling, so, It's you're choice so keep voting about the guy who's going to win mione's heart!
Oh, and I don't own anything blah blah, yeah yeah, you get the point…
Last chapter
"Who the hell are you?" Hermione screamed backing against the wall to steady herself because the room hadn't stop shaking.
"I'm you're bloody date!" the black haired, and very handsome, boy screamed back as he once again followed Hermiones example to steady himself against the wall.
Shocked, Hermione stopped screaming to stare at the black haired boy.
"You're what?" she asked as the room stopped moving and they both slowly slid down the wall to sit at the floor.
"You're date, I created you" the boy answered haughty as he stood up to dust himself of.
"What the hell are you talking about? If this is one of Dracos pathetic pranks I swear I'm gonna kill him!" Hermione screamed and jumped to her feet only to get a door in her face.
Cursing and holding her forehead she warily touched her devil horns to see if they were broken, after confirming they where whole she looked up at the black haired boy only to see a sandy haired boy standing beside him.
"I'm so sorry, are you ok?" the boy who had slammed the door in her face said kneeling down in front of her.
"Yeah I'm ok, I think" Hermione grumbled as she rubbed her now sore horns "and can you tell me why you are here, I'm supposed to meet Draco here"
"Draco? Sorry darling but there is none with that name in whole Hogwarts" the black haired boy said, helping her to her feet "but if you're looking for a extremely hansom man to go to the Yule ball with, I'm always at you're service"
Blinking dumbly at the boys she saw the Gryffindor crest at their robes and slowly begun to figure everything out.
"What are you're names and why are you here?" She warily asked, almost afraid of the answer.
"Well my lady, you are here because I created you to bee my date for the Yule ball and if its not too bold, I must say that you look much better then I had expected."
"Padfoot, I don't think you created her," the 'smart' boy, as Hermione had named him, said.
"But why else would she be here, I mean look at her, no girl in Hogwarts would wear such short skirt!" the 'stupid' black haired boy exclaimed, gesturing to Hermiones school uniform.
"Excuse me?" Hermione sneered, not only had this boy made an unwanted compliment (if you could call it that), he had also claimed to create her and did not answer any of her questions "First of all, I'm not you're bloody creation, I'm Hogwarts current head girl and for you information every girl has this kind of outfit!"
"What? No you can't bee the head girl, Lily Evans is!" smart boy said, looking at her with and puzzled expression.
Opening her mouth to snap at the boys Hermiones face turned from angry to absolutely shock in a time of three seconds.
Staring at the boys old robes, unknown faces and remembering how the smart boy had called the dumb boy Padfoot everything fell in place.
"Oh my god…" She breathed and the boys watched in fascination how her face went from red to blue to white and then stopping on an ugly shade of grey.
Not knowing what to do Hermione sized the boy's front robes and dragged them out of the room.
Walking as fast as she could with two struggling boys after her ("she may be small but she's definitely not weak!" "Shut up Padfoot!") Hermione stormed thru the corridors and stopped outside the stature watching the head masters office.
Glaring at the two boys who had stopped moving behind her and was now trying not to back away from the very scary girl in front of them.
"Ok, witch one of you have the password?" the girl sneered and gave Sirius a very dirty glare.
"What make you think we have- Ouch!" pain shot thru Sirius foot as he scowled at Remus who just had rammed down his own foot on Sirius.
"It's, ehm…devil horns gummiss" Remus answered Hermiones question and gave her a charming smile as he hoped to calm the angry woman down, Sirius on the other hand was now trying to stifle his laugh.
As Remus spoke the password the statue moved, allowing Hermione and the boys thru.
Hermione gave Remus a small smile and dragged Sirius up the stairs, up to the big oak doors and knocked.
"Come in" Albus Dumbledores voice rang thru the doors and Hermione pushed them open "ah! Mr Black and Lupin, is there something I can help-"
The headmaster stopped as his eyes landed on Hermione who had taken a step forward.
"Professor Dumbledore I think we have a problem" said Hermione, her voice breaking and the clam façade on her face turned to a face of worry "you see, I think I have, someway, been transported back in time by Mr black here"
Three pair of eyes turned to look at Sirius who where franticly looking around in the room for a possibly exit.
"Miss…"
"Hero Chader for now professor, I don't think it would be a good idea to let you know my real name," The girl in front of him said.
Slightly frowning Albus peered at her thru his half-moon shaped glasses, no; this was not an ordinary girl.
"Yes I do believe you have right Miss Chader," the headmaster said, turning his gaze back to Sirius "and now Mr black, care to inform us how this happened?"
Sighting Sirius made one last attempt to find and escape way but Remus was now blocking the doors and obviously wouldn't let him pass.
"Well you see professor, I think it all started with the fact that I didn't have a date to the Yule ball…"
"It wasn't me Lily I swear! They made me dance, I didn't mean it!" James suddenly shouted making both Remus and Sirius jump.
"God, cant we make him mute? Please Remus, only for a week!" Sirius begged as he fixed him self up in front of the mirror Remus had occupied a moment ago.
"We did that last year remember?" Remus smiled and picked up his book bag.
"Yeah and do you remember how nice and quiet it was?"
"I do, but I really need to get going, prefect meeting in five minutes"
"What? You're leaving me to wake up this snoring wannabe troll?" Sirius asked annoyed, why did he always get the task to wake James up?
"Yes I am, so be a nice boy and get him ready for another day of fabulous learning, wonderful books and best of all, more chances to prank the Slytherins!" Laughed Remus as he closed the door leaving Sirius and a still sleeping James alone in the dorm.
Glaring at the door, Sirius dragged a hand thru his hair as he tried to come up with a new way to wake James up.
Smirking, Sirius transformed a blanket on the floor to a chainsaw and made his way over to James bed.
The reason Sirius had decided to wake James up with an chainsaw was simple, The evening before Lily Evans had called James an 'stupid and ignorant jackass who didn't even know what the chainsaw massacre of Texas was', and being the love sick fool James was he had spend one hour in the library to find the book and now had nightmares about the same thing Sirius was holding in his hands.
Grinning like a mad man Sirius started the chainsaw and started to trash James bed.
Soon enough grumbles where heard from the now collapsed bad and then,
"Aaaaaah!"
"And here I was, thinking it would be boring to wake him up" Sirius grinned as the white face of James Potter came to view.
"Moony if you don't shut up I'm gonna-"
"Yell like a girl and throw you teddy on me?"
Sitting outside on Hogwarts beautiful grounds, four boys where enjoying the hot chocolate the house elves had given them.
All four of them where covered in white snow form an earlier snowball fight and now three of them where rolling on the ground roaring with laugher.
"It's not funny! And Padfoot you're supposed to be my best friends, friends don't do things like that!" James whined as his friends had calmed down.
Smirking at his friend Sirius sat up and dusted some snow of his robes.
"Well as much I'd enjoy staying here to taunt you and you're ted-"
"Shut up! I can't help I'm afraid for the dark now can I?" Said James as a blush began to spread over his face.
"Of course you can't prongs" Remus said and patted the sullen boy on the back "but then again, isn't you too old for a teddy bear?"
At this, Sirius let out a bark like laugh and started to walk away,
"Don't stay up and wait for me!" he shouted over his shoulder as he entered the castle.
Whistling an old Beatles song Sirius went down a corridor only to see the most horrifying, disgusting and gross thing he would ever see in his whole life.
Bananas.
Letting out an scream of horror Sirius flung himself on the closest person to shield him from the scary sight, the only problem was that the person he right now hugged the life out was…well, Severus Snape.
Growling, the Slytherin pushed the boy away from his and gave him a glare that could make the braves hippogriff shake with fear.
Sirius on the other had didn't notice as he was still trying to use Snape as a shield.
"Black what the hell are you doing?" Severus hissed and turned around to glare at the Gryffindor once again.
Looking up to see who was talking to him Sirius was met by another horrifying sight, a greasy haired, hook nosed Slytherin with eye problems.
"What do you mean with 'what the hell I'm doing?'" Sirius said while he was trying not to stare at the other boys overgrown nose.
"I mean why the hell where you hugging me!" Snape spat, then backing away from Sirius so he couldn't hug him again.
"I was not hugging you, I was using you as a shield!" Sirius screamed as he was moving closer to Snape so he wouldn't see the disgusting things on the other side.
"A shield, for what exactly?" the Slytherin asked, eager to find out what the usually brave Gryffindor was so afraid of.
"From those!" Sirius sneered as he pointed a shaking finger at the yellow bananas lying on the cold stone floor.
Hearing those words the Slytherin burst out laughing so hard that tears sprung to his eyes
"Heh The mighty hah Gryffindor hahoha is afraid haheh of hahaha bananas!"
"Shut up Snivellus!" Sirius sneered as he fought the blush that threatened to spread over his face.
Still chucking the greasy haired boy swiftly turned away from the raging Gryffindor and run as fast as he could down the corridor, now laughing like an maniac.
Clenching his teeth Sirius closed his eyes and with a well-placed Incendio, the bananas soon turned to a pile of stinking ash.
Making a note to find out whom it was that placed the bananas in the corridor Sirius made his way to his final destination, the room of requirement.
Moving fast, Sirius reached the room of requirement without further problems and started to walk in front of the wall, concentrating on the girl of his dreams.
'Ok, lets see…blond…nah to common, red? Nope, brown…yeah, brown…ok…blue eyes…no…honey brown…yeah, it will match the hair…and she needs to be smart, and witty, and…ok that's enough…'
Grinning like a mad man, Sirius watched as a door replaced the stonewall.
Reaching out, Sirius grabbed the doorknob and went in, inside the room everything was of stone, the walls, floor and well, that was pretty much everything in the room.
'So, it didn't work…' Sirius thought, as he looked around, nope, no girl here.
Making his way over to the door again he was more then surprised as the door swung open and a girl, more beautiful then he had thought from the beginning entered.
Slamming the door so hard the whole room started to shake Sirius was stunned, not only was she an real beauty, she had an temper too!
As Sirius opened his mouth to compliment her, his second sense kicked in and he said the first thing that came to his mind.
"Bloody hell woman, you don't need to start an earthquake!"
"And that is all I know!" Sirius said looking the headmaster straight in his very annoying twinkling eyes.
Unfortunately for Sirius, he hadn't paid attention to Hermione whose famous temper soon would start to show.
"You brought me back twenty years back in time only because you didn't have an date?" Hermione shrieked as she pointed her wand at Sirius throat, murder shining in her honey eyes.
"Well…ehe, you see," stuttered Sirius as his face slowly turned white; maybe James Idea wasn't so good after all.
"Miss Chader, I must ask you to put away you're wand" Sirius had never been so happy to hear the old candy obsessed mans voice before.
Sneering at Sirius Hermione lowered her wand and turned to the headmaster.
"Professor is there any way I can return to my time?" she asked the headmaster as she gave Sirius a stare that even Snape could have been proud of.
"I will put every professor on the case Miss Chader, but unfortunately, I can't give you any promises" the headmaster answered as he tried not to stare at the girl's horns.
"I understand" the girl said, her voice thick with feelings "but what will happen to me now?"
Smiling the head master flicked his wand and removed her red horns before he spoke again, "I will remove these two gentlemen's memories and then you will join the school as an exange student, all you're necessaries will of course be in the dorm of you're house, waiting for you after the sorting"
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