The Sister - Chapter 20
After we got to the hospital and got Steph all checked in and she was relaxing in the bed. I decided I was bored and started going through one of the carts in the room, it had toothbrushes, toothpaste, rubber gloves, small pocket brushed, baby powder, smelling salt for people who passed out.
I said, "Look, Smelling salt, incase Andrew passes out."
Andrew said, "That's not going to happen."
Paul said, "Man, don't say that, this is your first kid, anything is possible." Andrew said, "Nah, I'm not worried." Steph said, "Obviously he's never seen a girl go through childbirth before." He said, "Why? It couldn't be that bad.could it?" I said, "You really want to know what it feels like?" He said, "Sure." I said, "Kind of like either opening an umbrella up your ass, or pulling your scrotum up over your head, but that's just for a man."
Paul said, "Ouch! You just had to ask moron." Andrew said, "Well damn babe are you sure you want to do this whole baby thing?" Stephanie's eyes got huge and said, "Okay, HELLO.It's it a little late to be thinking about that now!" I looked at Paul and said, "Who do you think invented the condom?" Paul laughed and said, "I'm sure I don't know.you're the doctor.doc." Stephanie said, "I heard that smart ass."
About 4 hours after we had gotten to the hospital Stephanie said, "Oh no, my water broke."
Andrew turned around and said, "We'll get you another one honey."
Steph said, "ANDREW! My water broke; you can't exactly give it back."
Andrew pointed to her belly and said, "This water?" As soon as Stephanie nodded her head yes, he freaked out then fainted. The boy hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. Paul helped him up, and sat him in a chair, when the nurse came in, Andrew woke up.
The nurse asked everyone to leave, so she could check to see how far dilated Steph was. Steph made Marissa and me stay in the room with her as Paul and Shane helped Andrew out. The nurse stuck her head under the sheet to check and Steph said, "I wonder if everything is going okay?"
I said, "Sis, don't worry about it, everything is smooth."
Steph said, "What is she doing down there, she's been down there a long time."
I put my index finger over my lips and said, "Shhh, don't bother her, she's on her lunch break."
I winked at Steph. She laughed a little, as did Marissa.
Well 6 hours later, Andrew Michael Martin Jr. came kicking and screaming into his world at 6lbs 15 ounces and 23 inches long. Yea big baby.taller then anything, obviously mocking his mom and dad. Shane and me stood there looking at Andy as Steph called him, he was so precious. Andy had the deepest blue eyes and some blondish-brown hair.
I said, "Shane, look, he's so prefect." Shane said, "He is perfect, Sis you did a good job making him." Andrew said, "Hey, I think I may have had a hand in making that little bundle of fuss." I said, "Yea, but Steph is a McMahon, which means we give only her the credit, besides she is the one who went through the 10 hours of labor."
Andrew smiled and said, "True." He sat on the bed behind Steph and she leaned back against him, and he kissed her head. Paul said, "He's beautiful Steph." She said, "Thanks, but I'm pretty sure everyone here is dying to know when you and Alex are going to get into the baby mode."
I stood there and looked at Paul and said, "We haven't exactly talked about it yet, with his career and everything.we aren't really prepared for it yet." Paul said, "Yea, we haven't had time to discuss the whole baby situation, besides we haven't been married for a year yet. We want to make sure everything is going to work out first." I said, "Yea, I want to be married for a little longer then 8½ months, before we go having a baby."
After we got to the hospital and got Steph all checked in and she was relaxing in the bed. I decided I was bored and started going through one of the carts in the room, it had toothbrushes, toothpaste, rubber gloves, small pocket brushed, baby powder, smelling salt for people who passed out.
I said, "Look, Smelling salt, incase Andrew passes out."
Andrew said, "That's not going to happen."
Paul said, "Man, don't say that, this is your first kid, anything is possible." Andrew said, "Nah, I'm not worried." Steph said, "Obviously he's never seen a girl go through childbirth before." He said, "Why? It couldn't be that bad.could it?" I said, "You really want to know what it feels like?" He said, "Sure." I said, "Kind of like either opening an umbrella up your ass, or pulling your scrotum up over your head, but that's just for a man."
Paul said, "Ouch! You just had to ask moron." Andrew said, "Well damn babe are you sure you want to do this whole baby thing?" Stephanie's eyes got huge and said, "Okay, HELLO.It's it a little late to be thinking about that now!" I looked at Paul and said, "Who do you think invented the condom?" Paul laughed and said, "I'm sure I don't know.you're the doctor.doc." Stephanie said, "I heard that smart ass."
About 4 hours after we had gotten to the hospital Stephanie said, "Oh no, my water broke."
Andrew turned around and said, "We'll get you another one honey."
Steph said, "ANDREW! My water broke; you can't exactly give it back."
Andrew pointed to her belly and said, "This water?" As soon as Stephanie nodded her head yes, he freaked out then fainted. The boy hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. Paul helped him up, and sat him in a chair, when the nurse came in, Andrew woke up.
The nurse asked everyone to leave, so she could check to see how far dilated Steph was. Steph made Marissa and me stay in the room with her as Paul and Shane helped Andrew out. The nurse stuck her head under the sheet to check and Steph said, "I wonder if everything is going okay?"
I said, "Sis, don't worry about it, everything is smooth."
Steph said, "What is she doing down there, she's been down there a long time."
I put my index finger over my lips and said, "Shhh, don't bother her, she's on her lunch break."
I winked at Steph. She laughed a little, as did Marissa.
Well 6 hours later, Andrew Michael Martin Jr. came kicking and screaming into his world at 6lbs 15 ounces and 23 inches long. Yea big baby.taller then anything, obviously mocking his mom and dad. Shane and me stood there looking at Andy as Steph called him, he was so precious. Andy had the deepest blue eyes and some blondish-brown hair.
I said, "Shane, look, he's so prefect." Shane said, "He is perfect, Sis you did a good job making him." Andrew said, "Hey, I think I may have had a hand in making that little bundle of fuss." I said, "Yea, but Steph is a McMahon, which means we give only her the credit, besides she is the one who went through the 10 hours of labor."
Andrew smiled and said, "True." He sat on the bed behind Steph and she leaned back against him, and he kissed her head. Paul said, "He's beautiful Steph." She said, "Thanks, but I'm pretty sure everyone here is dying to know when you and Alex are going to get into the baby mode."
I stood there and looked at Paul and said, "We haven't exactly talked about it yet, with his career and everything.we aren't really prepared for it yet." Paul said, "Yea, we haven't had time to discuss the whole baby situation, besides we haven't been married for a year yet. We want to make sure everything is going to work out first." I said, "Yea, I want to be married for a little longer then 8½ months, before we go having a baby."