Title: Titans Vs Lj chapter four: Lj's not so peaceful peace offering

Disclaimers: alas, I own nothing :sigh: life is so unfair……Kay! I'm over it now-

Second Disclaimers: foul language ahead…..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Chapie summary: Lj turns raven's clothes a certain color and has to face the wrath of a very pissed off raven….

LJ'S POV

My eyes widen as I look at Raven's clothes. "she's gonna kill me…."

I gulp and hurriedly fold the clothes. Maybe she won't notice. After all, anyone could have turned her dark blue, depressing outfit to a nice hot pink……right?

So I put her clothes next to her door and flinch as her door opens up, and she looks down at her clothes. Her eyebrow starts to twitch. Funny……she looks just like my sis when she's about to—uh oh. I looked into the face of death and did the only thing a kid could do at a time like this.

"AAAAAAAH!"

I ran.

END LJ'S POV

Robin walked out into the living room to see a screaming Lj being chased by a pissed Raven. Lj ran behind him and clutched his leg desperately. "help."

Raven glared at robin. "Robin! Move! I have to kill a certain brat."

The boy wonder looked down at Lj. "what could this kid possibly do to piss you off this much?."

"he dyed my clothes….pink!"

He cleared his throat. He hoped what Raven said wasn't true. 'coz if it was….then they were dead….

"Lj……is what Raven says true?"

Lj gulped. "I….well……….it…….just……I didn't…….IT WAS A PEACE OFFERING!"

That set Raven off. "you dyed my clothes pink as a peace offering!"

Robin winced. "now raven……you can't just kill a little kid."

"give me a good reason why."

"its…….wrong."

Her face stayed the same. Drat! It wasn't good enough….

"it's evil."

Nothing. Well, her eyes narrowed….

"you'll go to jail?" by now he was sweating nervously. Raven narrowed her eyes even more….

"uh….please don't kill me." He squeaked out.

Lj gulped again. "Robin……" he whispered.

"Yeah?"

"what do we do know?"

"well, considering the possibilities…."

FIVE MINUTES LATER

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" the two yelled as Raven came after them, throwing stuff using her powers. Cyborg opened up the door and smirked as he saw a screaming Robin running around in his boxers with a little kid right behind him, soon followed by an angry Raven.

"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!"

Cyborg chuckled. "what they do? Walk in on you and bb?"

He instantly paled as Raven turned towards him with murder flashing in her eyes.

'oh shit!'

ONE MINUTE LATER

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" now the line was pretty long. Ahead of it was Robin in white boxers running for his life. Behind him was a red-faced Lj yelling at the him for making it worse and behind him was Cyborg yelling at the two idiots ahead of him.

"what the hell did you do to Raven?"

"ask the little brat! He's the one who turned her clothes pink!"

"it was a peeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaace offering! Outta my way!" Lj began running at top speed that all annoying little brothers seem to have (a/n: don't you hate that? Right when your about to beat the crap out of them they take off! Cowards.)

Cyborg groaned and urged his body to move faster. "what were you thinkin'!"

"I was only trying to help!" Lj screeched back.

'oh no. that can only mean one thing….'

"we're gonna die! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Bb and Star's doors slid open and smiled as they saw two titans and an Lj run by. Shrugging, they decided to join them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

By now Raven has caught up and is surprised to see Star and Bb chasing after them too. 'oh well. We can each kill one.' She struggled to catch up to the rest of her friends.

She rounded the corner and….

CRASH! BAM! BOOM!

Raven sat up, swirls in her eyes as she looks around. The others are getting up and looking at each other. robin blinked.

"Star, beast boy, why are you two being chased by Raven?"

The two titans looked at each other before bb spoke up. "chased? Naw, dude, we just thought that it looked like fun."

Finally cyborg spoke up. "fun. Yelling around and screaming like an idiot is fun? You like questions star? Well here's a question for ya. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Raven smirked, standing up and dusting herself off. "well I feel better. Oh and L-Loser, we'll continue this discussion later." She disappeared, leaving the titans alone with Lj.

"whew. Was that close or what?"

The titans all turn and glare down at the smiling Lj. "yeah….close…..like my hand is going to be to your behind!" cy yelled, taking off after Lj. The little boy screeched before running again.

"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Robin looked over at the other two titans before shrugging.

"if you can't beat em……"

They began to run after the two, their arms over their heads.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

So did you like it? did you hate it? I nearly peed my pants while typing this! Oh, reviews! I need reviews! Reviews by different people! Not that I don't mind hearing from yall, but I like some variety.

I thought it was funny and cute……but my friends didn't……they just don't get my sense of humor….odd…….

I won't have a Chapt summary 'cause I'm tired and I really don't know what's gonna happen in the next story. I do know that it'll involve peanut butter, an angry cyborg and an amused LJ.

I apologize for the long wait on the updating. I know it may not seem long to some, but I usually update my story every day. And one of my reviewers asked if I could lower the swearing. So I went back, removed this chapter and redid a few parts. Now, I realize I still left some swear words in, but that's only because the story really doesn't make sense if without them.

Oh and I know Raven is a little (maybe a lot) ooc, but you have to admit……it is funny….

And Cy doesn't hate bb or star when he asked 'what the hell is wrong with you' he was just caught up in the moment. And please don't be angry at the reviewer who asked me to lower the swearing, because some people don't feel comfortable reading that stuff. It's okay! No worries!

Til next time!

R and R please!