Title: titan's Vs Lj

Disclaimers: nope, nada, uh uh, I'm not gonna do it!

Cyborg: oh yeah you are! shifts arm into sonic cannon

Sabrina: alright already! Sheesh. I don't own the baka titans.

Bb: flips through a Japanese dictionary let's see. Baka, baka, baka, baka……

Raven: rolling eyes baka means idiot you baka.

All the titans (minus raven): WE ARE NOT BAKAS!

Sabrina: huffs well ya don't have to yell turns to readers I would like to say, sorry for taking so long to update. I didn't have writer's block….i just….well……I didn't……ya see…

Raven: will you just say it already!

Sabrina: glares at raven before turning back to her nervous expression well…….i kinda….sorta……a little…….um……how do I say this? It's embarrassing actually……

Bb: ooh…..were you with your boyfriend?

Sabrina: no……

Starfire: oh, I understand! You had an ache of the stomach?

Sabrina: no………..

Robin: hyper on sugar sladecaughtyouandthreatentokillyouifyoudidntlayoffontheficsforawhileandthenwesavedyouandyouweretoembarrasedtocontinuewiththeficbutnowyourbackandeverythingwillbeokaybutsoonerorlatersladewillcomebustingthroughthatwallandhellbealllikedudeandillbealllikediesladeandthenhe'llrunaway and….and……and….and…..and…..

Sabrina: uh…..no……….i……..mumbles something under her breath

Cy: sorry, I didn't catch that.

Sabrina: I said i…..mumbles something under her breath

Raven: you have five seconds to tell us before I kill you

Sabrina: well i……

Raven: 1……

Sabrina: uh……..

Raven: ….2…..

Sabrina: um…….

Raven: ….3…….

Sabrina: well….

Raven: ……..4…….

Sabrina: uh….

Raven: FIVE!

Sabrina: okay okay! I forgot!

titans fall anime style

Sabrina: on with the story!

Lj looked on and on at the movies that were lined up on the shelves at the video store. After going for six whole hours without being a pain, the titans had decided to have a movie night. Now they were at the video store, looking at movies. Lj would get to choose one, Robin and Star one, Raven one, and Cy and BB one.

w/bb and cy

beast boy got up off the floor and glared at Cyborg, who'd just knocked him out of the way to beat some guy from grabbing the last tape of the movie they'd agreed on.

"gee cy, it's nice to see where your loyalty really lies!" he yelled before stomping to go looking for Raven.

Cy blinked and looked over at Lj, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"what I do?" Lj just shook his head as his body shook from silent laughter.

BB was stomping and stopped when some blond hottie caught his eye. He turned his head to look at her :ahem: butt.

CRASH!

Raven looked down at BB who'd turned to look at something but had not stopped walking. And when a stupid beast boy rams into a strong wall, guess what happens? if you guessed bb gets hurt, you're right.

Robin looked at his team mate and smirked. "please try not to run into things, beast boy. You'll end up breaking them."

"them, what about me!"

"well, I'd have to pay for those……"

THUMP

They all looked over at Lj, who was now on the floor, laughing his little heart out. Starfire flew over to him. "please, friend, what has caused you to act in such a manner?"

"cy…..movie….trample…. 'nice to see where your loyalty lies!' …. Then …. Then …. BAM! ... then….then…..then…..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Starfire looked over towards her friends. "is he….undamaged?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"uh……a few hours ago, I would have said yes but now…."

"BAM! Did, you, see! Just, just, BAM! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"….I'm not so sure." Robin finished, staring at Lj while slowly edging away. "I don't think you should be standing to close to him star……."

Lj stopped for a few seconds, only to start up again. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Starfire started scooting closer to robin. "I do not think so either."

Suddenly he stopped, his face laid down in his arms. Cyborg approached him cautiously. "hey, man, are you okay?"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Cy jumped. "I take that as a no…."

LATER AT THE TITAN TOWER

Lj was just about ready to pop in Raven's movie, when the titan alarm went off. He sighed, knowing that the titans would have to go and save the world again.

"hey, robin, can I go with you guys?"

Robin looked down at him before shaking his head. "no, sorry, but it's too dangerous. Besides, we need someone to watch the tower while we're gone."

He left Lj, who in turned glared at him. "does he really think I'm that stupid?"

So he returned to the main room to think of a list of things to bug the titans with. Smirking evilly, he snuck into Star's room, and then into robin's. he kept going back and forth between the two rooms until he was finally satisfied with what he'd done to Robin.

"and I'll get him tomorrow too. Mmmuhahahachokes. Darn! I gotta ask my sis to show me how she does that evil laugh…….when does that restraining order expire again?"

AFTER THE TITANS BEAT UP THE BAD GUYS

Robin poured himself some milk, grabbed a plate of cookies and headed to his bedroom. The door slid open and the view caused two things to happen.

1-for him to spill his cup of milk all over the front of his shirt and

2-for Starfire, who was trailing behind him, to gasp.

There, in his room, hanging off his desk, ceiling fan, bed, ceiling, and dresser, were panties and bras. Star's panties and bras.

"Robin?"

He winced, and turned around, seeing the girl of his dreams, staring at him with confused eyes. His face grew hot, and he knew that he was blushing, and that made him blush even more. God how did he wish that the ground would swallow him up right now.

"yes, star?" his voice was very high and squeaky, but that was the least of his worries now.

"what….."

"star, I can explain." he caught a glimpse of a very…..revealing…. undergarment hanging from his ceiling. I wonder how she looks in it….whoa! bad thoughts, bad thoughts! Where's a cold shower when you need one?

"robin, if you needed to borrow them, all you had to do was ask."

His face, if possible, grew even hotter, and even more so as he started to gather up the clothes and hand them to star. Lj, I'm going to hurt you so bad…. SCREW THAT! I'M GONNA KILL YA!

With that thought, he collapsed on his bed in exhaustion before going to sleep.

MORNING

Robin woke up and moved to stretch his sore muscles to find two things. One, he couldn't move. And two, slade was staring at him! His hands were tied behind his back and his feet were tied to his hands.

"SLADE!"

"quiet….err….boy!"

Robin blinked. Was it his imagination, or did slade's voice seem a tad higher than normal?

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"

"well, now that I have your attention, I have some very important news to tell you."

He leaned closer towards Robin. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

"Luke….giggle…..shushagigglehsusha…..I am your father."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!"

Slade's body fell over, revealing Lj and beast boy, laughing their heads off.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"DID YOU SEE YOUR FACE!" Lj asked. Bb nodded, doubling over in laughter. "you are all like, "slade!" and were are all like, "dude, quiet!" and then you were like "what do you want dude!" and then we were all like……..HAHAHAHAHA!"

But the two fell to noticed that robin was now very free and very pissed off.

Sabrina: sorry folks, but I just couldn't put in the violent scene. It would have made slade quiver in fear.

So very sorry that I didn't update, and I hope you all forgive me. also, I really need some ideas for my next chapie!

R&R

Ja! (ja means bye in japanese.)