Titans Vs Lj

Disclaimers: I don't own the teen titans. Yet. But one day, I shall! I shall travel to-err-where ever it is they're staying and I shall buy them with my three dollars and fifty-two cents!

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AndthenIshalltakeoverthewordwithmypinkpolkadottedsquirrels now on with the chapter!

CHAPTER SIX

Every titan was pulling their hair out that day. It seemed that Cyborg had foolishly let Lj get into the sugar, and now they were paying the price.

"RAVEN WHERE ARE YOU! I'M TRYING TO FIND YOU BUT ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The dark titan sighed. "try opening up your eyes."

"OH! THANK YOU RAVEN! I AM….UH…….what was I doing again?"

"you were about to go annoy Beast Boy."

Lj blinked and headed off to Beast Boy, who was making a tofu meal.

He sighed before smirking evilly. What better way to get back at bb than to – yes, it was the perfect plot! He pulled out a glass and then a jug of milk. After pouring some in the glass he suddenly tipped it over to the left—and all over beast boy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! I'VE BEEN CONTAMINATED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He ran over to the wall and hit a big red button. All the alarms went off at once while he was yelling and screaming. Robin and Starfire came running in and saw a crazy bb, a sleeping cyborg, a glaring Raven and a laughing Lj.

"titans, WHAT is going on here!" robin barked out. Beast boy stopped and glared at Lj. "he- (points at Lj) -decided to be funny and contaminate me with poison!"

They all looked at Lj, but he was now near the sleeping Cyborg with a peanut sandwich in hand.

"CYBORG! CYBORG? CYYYYYYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRG!"

The robot/human jumped up. "huh? huh? I'm up, I'm up!"

He looked down at the smiling Lj, who shoved a peanut butter sandwich in his mouth.

Cy began hacking it up, making Lj glare at him.

"IT'S NOT POLITE TO CHOKE WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN!"

He grabbed Bb's glass of soy milk and poured it in Cy's mouth.

"HERE, DRINK THIS!"

Cy was now trying to give himself the Heimlich maneuver and kill Lj at the same time.

"you gave me peanut butter! I'm allergic to peanut butter! I'm gonna die now!"

Tears began building up in Lj's eyes. All the titans flinched. They sensed a tantrum coming…

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I DUNWAN YOU TO DIE! ITS NOT FAIR! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Robin, Starfire, Raven and Beast Boy tried everything they could think of to make him shut up, while Cyborg's face swelled up to the size of a beach ball and he began pointing at his neck, since his throat had swelled up as well.

"uh….guys….a little help here…."

Lj looked at him and poured some more soy milk down his throat. That only made poor cyborg choke more, but it also caused the swelling to go down and his throat to reopen.

"that gasp milk, saved my gasp life!" he hugged beast boy tightly. "I swear I'll never make fun of your tofu again!"

NEXT MORNING

"meat!"

"tofu!"

"meat!"

"tofu!"

"MEAT!"

"TOFU!"

"MEAT!"

"TOFU!"

Lj came running into the room with unnatural speed and stopped at the sight of Cyborg and Beast Boy fighting. He shrugged and picked up a lump of tofu and slipped it in Cy's milk. Cy grabbed the glass took a big gulp and held it up for beast boy to see. "See! This is the real—WHAT THE HELL IS FLOATING IN MY DRINK!"

Lj glared at Beast Boy. "bb I am shocked! To think that you would stoop low enough to try and poison Cy with tofu, that is-that is-that is inhuman!"

Bb gaped at him while Cyborg began shouting.

"I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD STOOP SO LOW BB—"

"but-"

"I MEAN, I KNOW WE TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER THOUSANDS OF TIMES, BUT—"

"I didn't-"

"I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME DIGNITY IN YOU!"

"but it was Lj!"

"oh sure, blame the innocent little kid. That hurts, bb, that really hurts." Lj said sarcastically, eating an apple. Beast boy growled at him.

"ya know, you are so fricken annoying I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually a power you had!"

All the titans' head's jerk up at the same time.

IN THE HOSPITAL WING

"I can't believe it! Beast Boy was right!" robin exclaimed.

Cyborg continued reading the screen.

"okay, it says that he works by finding one's weakness and then making it to where he annoys them so much that they start to freak out and go crazy. The only weakness Lj would have…. is………… authority….like a mom or sister…."

"he'd make the perfect weapon against slade." Raven added. Lj sighs in annoyance.

"I just can't walk up to someone and annoy them! it doesn't work that way! It takes skill, art, creativity and time! And who said that I'd help you guys out anyway?"

Starfire flew up to him with confused eyes.

"you do not wish to assist us? You do not wish to assist me?"

"no, well, yes, no, I—"

"do you not like me? am I that unlikable?"

(okay, imagine a chibi Starfire doing the puppy dog pout with teary eyes)

"no! but I just don't—"

"so you do not wish to assist us because you just do not wish to? Am I really that unpleasant to be a friend with?"

"ALRIGHT, I'LL DO IT ALREADY! JUST STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD!"

She gave him a tight hug. "I thank you friend! And I shall stop the making of the feeling bad."

He mumbled something back like "air…….star……….air…..need…..air…….let…..go….."

She dropped him to the floor where he laid, twitching slightly. "star……."

"um, yes?"

"RUN!"

Having heard the expression from Raven many times before she 'eeped' took off down the hall way. Lj shot up after her, only to be held back by cyborg. "let it go man. Let it go. She's been doing the same thing to us for years."

Beast boy nods. "and it works every time."

Suddenly the alarm goes off. Robin checks the computer and growls.

"SLADE!"

Beast Boy and Lj start to snicker, recalling a certain prank that they played on a certain boy wonder a certain day ago….

Robin shoots them a look before going back to glaring at the screen.

"alright, Lj, you can ride with Cyborg in the T-car, star you can either fly or ride with me and raven and bb can fly like always. Titans, move!"

Lj sticks his tongue out at him before running after Cyborg.

Sorry for the long wait on this chapter. If any of you read my inuyasha stories, you know that my mom is being a real witch – w + b because she saw my report card and grounded me off the internet. So I'm sneaking into the library. I had all my stories saved on a floppy Tuesday, and I put it into a computer at the library…only to find out that my floppy was screwed up. my reaction?

"son of a #$!"

Luckily, the librarian didn't hear me…. oh and I'm learning Japanese now! Yay me! ehehehe!

And to some of you who felt like this story wasn't enough, seeing how I've waited so long to update again, here are a few cute short stories to keep you entertained. What REALLY happens in my family…

Okay, for security reasons, I'm going to have to make up my brothers names. They will be…dumb and Lj. My mom is my mom, and I will be . K? good!

I sigh as I look at my big brother, who is looking bored-like at the doctor in front of him. where are we? In the emergency room. why? By brother broke his elbow. How? You don't want to know…well, the doctor is showing us the x-ray, and talking a mile a minute.

"…your elbow popped out. So I take it the nurse popped it back in?"

"no sir." dumb said. "I did it myself."

"what?"

"well, I was riding in my car to the hospital, and my pinky wouldn't stop tingling…"

"that was the nerve pressing on it."

"well, I didn't like it. so I took my arm in between my legs and jerked it back in place."

The doctor flinched. "didn't it hurt?"

"it hurt like a mother fucker! I was cursing for five minutes straight. But the tingling went away."

This one shows what a dumb ass I am at times…

We were living in a trailer, and Lj was sitting on the couch, and he wouldn't stop teasing me.

" you're so stupid, you're so ugly…" see?

So I raised my first and rammed it to his body…and hit the wooden edge of the couch.

"#$#$#$&&#$#&$&($$!"

I was running around like an idiot, screaming about my hand being broken while Lj was laughing his ass off.

dumb came running out of his room and knocked into me, which caused me to fall, and stepped on my hand.

"get your fucking foot off my hand you jerk!"

He looked down and saw the bluish color and winced. "wow, you should really see a doctor about that. It looks broken."

"which is exactly why you should GET OFF IT!"

Now Lj was falling off the couch from laughing so hard.

Well, after mom came home, and she stopped laughing…which took a while, we finally got me to the doctor. My hand? Well, after it healed, I used it, along with my foot, to kick my brother's fuckin ass!

This one shows how brainless my mom can be at some times.

We had just moved into our new house, and I was walking to mom's room, when I fell through the floor. "what the fuck?"

I pulled myself out and walked into my mom's room. "the kitchen floor is rotten."

"I kind of figured that out, this is an old house after all. I'll have to get it fixed later, but for now…"

She took a blanket and covered the hole with it.

"mom, you're gonna fall in it."

"no I'm not, I'll remember where it is."

I shrug and make my way carefully over the hole and to the living room to watch some TV. Sure enough, a few hours later…

CRASH! BAM! BOOM!

I look up and see my mom, one leg up in the air, one in the floor. ouch. That looks very painful. I open up my big mouth to tell her off when she glares at me. "one word and your grounded for a month."

"c-can I just say something?" I ask shakily.

"fine."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

That's all for now! if you like my little short stories, let me know and I'll put some at the end of each chapter. Okay, later now, and those things really happened ya know. well, the couch thing might have been a little exaggerated, I only sprained my hand or whatever.