Bang!

What the…

The old man with the missing dentures! He was back, and headin' for Brittany!

"Brittany, get outa the way, man!"

"Did you just call me "man?" I'm a girl, in case you haven't…"

I grabbed her by her arms and thrust her behind me.

The banging continued, the toothless old man hitting his cane against a dumpster.

"Old man…you…your outta your territory, now…you better watch it!"

More banging.

"Johnny, he might…"

Bang!

"Don't worry, I've got my…"

Bang!

"But what if he…"

Bang!

"Johnny, don't let him…"

Bang!

"Will you freakin' stop the bangin'?"

"Ok, young whippershnapper. Whateeever you shay."

"Brittany…I…I love you."

"I know, Johnny. I always did."

Suddenly, the old man lunged forward with his cane of death and chopped off Brittany's head!

"Nooooo! What have you done!"

"Dentures….Deeeentures, boooyyy!

I pulled out my switchblade, ready to attack, but it was too late.

He got me.

What was that?

A nightmare. A stupid dream. That old man was really messin' with my head.

Brittany was lyin' right by me in the lot when it started to rain.

I like the rain.

I think…I think I'm really goin' somewhere!