Brittany…

Lyin' next to me, she was the most peaceful thing I ever saw. Her wheat-colored hair was fallin' in her eyes, so I gently brushed it back. She seemed to move a bit, and for a moment I thought I had woken her up.

A little lost puppy.

It's a funny term, ain't it?

I've never thought of myself as a puppy before. Oh, well, I think puppies are pretty damn cute, anyway.

Brittany and I were both little lost puppies. Yeah, I guess we were meant to be after all.

Outwardly, we had so many differences, yet inside, we were nearly identical.

I loved her, but I wasn't allowed too.

I hated that.

But it was just the two of us, our love, and…Dallas Winston?

My idol just strolled right up to us like he knew where we were!

"Johnnycake…you…you got a girl, man! Thought you decided…"

"Quiet, Dal..she's sleepin'"

"Man, Johnny, you got one hot broad there…where in the wor…Holy shit, Johnny, she's a Soc!"

"Quiet, Dal!"

Ah, it was useless anyway. Dally had already woken her up.

"Johnny, what's goin'…oh my god, look out!"

Brittany went hysterical merely at the sight of Dally.

"Johnny, you…what were you thinkin' man!"

Dally was a little hysterical too.

"Enough, guys now…"

They just continued screaming! No one listens to me anyway. I decided to do what was best for the both of them, so I took Brittany away from Dally before they both tried to kill each other.

"Th..th..t…that hood!"

"It's okay, Brittany. He's cool."

Man, she didn't believe on word of that. Brittany tended to get a little hyperactive sometimes.

"Brittany…I really love ya, but…you're gonna have to get used to guys like that if you wanna be with me!"

"Johnny…I…okay. You're worth it, but still, I…"

Gaaggh! Does she ever shut up? How can I shut her…waaaiiit…"

An evil, lustful smirk spread on my face. My head was down, my eyes were up, and a burning passion was in them…or so said the look on Brittany's face.

"Makeout session," I cried, and boy howdy…the stunned look in her eyes was enough to make you feel…I dunno. Sheesh, my own plan backfired! Tryin' to shut her up ended me in another…eventful experience, but hey…Johnny Cade can take anythin'!