A Typical Day

Disclaimer: I don't own Kids Next Door.

Chapter One: Bored

"NUMBUH 3, WOULD YA TURN DOWN DA MUSIC?" screamed Numbuh 5. "But Numbuh 5, it's the Rainbow Monkey theme song!" she complained.

In the background, the music was blaring, "Rainbow Monkeys! Rainbow Monkeys! Oh so very round and super chunky! Bringing love wherever they go! Everyone is made of a big rainbow! Oh red and orange, and green and blue! Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, we- love- you!"

"'Nd tha's exactly why weh all want it turned down, or betteh, off!" Numbuh 4 muttered.

"ARGH! Who took Numbuh 5's candy stash?" screamed Numbuh 5, wanting a bit of candy and finding her secret door empty...

"Eh, s-s-sorry, Numbuh 5," Numbuh 2 blushed, feeling ashamed of himself. Though he did not know this, it was the beginning of a minor crush on Numbuh 5.

"NUMBUH 5 IS SOOO GUNNA KILL YA," Numbuh 5 screamed.

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SECRET CANDY STASH? You know I guard it with my life!"

"Geez, Numbuh 5, it's just a cruddy box o' candy… Numbuh 2 didn't think yeh were gunna blow up 'bout it…" Numbuh 4 mumbled.

"ARGH, Numbuh 5 don't believe this, what is WRONG with you people?"

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Numbuh 1 roared. He rarely blew up like this, let alone told his own team members to shut up!

"THIS IS INSANE! JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A DAY OFF, DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE GOING TO ARGUE ALL DAY!"

He started to groan, as the music intensified with each word he said. "AND NUMBUH 3… PLEASE SHUT THAT THING OFF!"

Everyone obeyed, and quietly sneaked into their rooms so Numbuh 1 wouldn't continue his lecture about being a proper team and "All o' that junk," as Numbuh 5 would put it.

Numbuh 1 sighed, and looked around.

There were no missions, nothing to do at all… But Numbuh 1 had an idea…"KIDS NEXT DOOR, COME TO MAIN HEADQUARTERS AT ONCE!" Numbuh 1 shouted into the microphone.

Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 all thought that he was going to continue his lecture, so they didn't come. After a minute of none of them showing up, Numbuh 1 was furious!

He was commander of sector V, for heaven's sake! (This sector is the best of the best.) "KIDS NEXT DOOR, NUMBUHS ONE THROUGH 5 OF SECTOR 5 SHALL COME HERE THIS INSTANT OR ELSE… Oh, No! What was Numbuh 1 going to do?

I… ER… WELL I, UMM… I WILL DO SOMETHING BAD!" Numbuh 1 finished, stuttering on his last words.

As the members filed in, Numbuh 5 chuckled, "Ohhh, we wouldn't want Numbuh 1 here to do somtin bad, now would we?

"Oh, boss, whatever ya do, don' do anything BAD!" she gasped, in mock horror.

All of the other members started laughing, and Numbuh 3 laughed so hard, she collapsed on the couch where Numbuh 4 was sitting. Actually, she collapsed right on top of him!

He turned red with embarrassment, and it turned to anger as he tried to cover up his crush.

At this, every operative except for Numbuh 4 laughed at him, including Numbuh 1! "Eh, Numbuh 3, would yeh mind gettin' off o' me?" he asked, bright red still.

"Oh, err, sorry, Numbuh 4," answered Numbuh 3. Now it was her turn to blush. Everyone else chuckled.

After muttering to each other how naïve and oblivious they were, Numbuh 1 became calm and started to talk.

"OK, everyone, I had an idea."

"As we all know, there are no missions. If this continues, we will die of boredom. What we need is some entertainment. I say we take on a vote about what to do in our spare time!"

I redid this chapter, and fixed some minor mistakes. 7-10-05