Abruptly, Draco was thrown against the wall. Preparing himself for the next attack he was surprised when it did not come, instead a pair of lips and a tongue was forced down his throat. Completely shocked, it took him a while to react. When he did attempt to pull away, large hands gripped his sides. Uncomfortably, Draco rolled his eyes upwards to his "supposed seducer" If he had not still been shocked the person would have been against the wall, but still shocked he learned that the person was none other than, Ron Weasley.
Realization coming back to him like a slug in the stomach, Draco abruptly pushed Ron off of him. "What the fuck! I mean geez Weasley. Ever heard of toothpaste? Oh that's right. You can't fucking afford any because you're so poor. But I mean, you could at LEAST borrow some. Gods, that was HORRIBLE. I'd rather snog Potter than you! Wait...on a second thought no, I wouldn't. Still, your sisters quim tastes better than your mouth."
At hearing this, Ron turned a mottled shade of green, which quickly turned red in rage. His mouth gaped open and closed like a fish breathing water. Except, it appeared Ron here, was not getting any air.
"And now if you'll excuse me," Draco pushed Ron up against the wall, to assure he had plenty of room to move and said, "I've got to go brush my teeth and gargle with disinfectant. I suggest you do the same."
As Draco approached the great hall he was yet again attacked and thrown up against a wall. Ready this time, he threw the attacker on the floor. His Ginny looked up against him with disbelief. "What the hell was that for! AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL RON...about..well, you doing...you know..with me. You know?"
"Well, dear Ginny, your brother, decided to attack me, much the same way as you just did." He helped Ginny off of the floor and instead of pulling her close, he just let go of her hand. "The main difference, is that I was surprised and he decided to snog me. I told him that he needed to use toothpaste more often, and that your quim," Ginny decidedly blushed feverently "tasted a whole lot better than his mouth. That, my love, is why. Though, I probably should have mentioned we were going out . . . oh well."
Draco smirked arrogantly and reversed their positions to where she was the prey and he the predator. He brought his mouth down to hers reverently and gently kissed her. Pulling up from the kiss he remarked, "Ahh, this is much better than snogging your brother. Come on. I want to eat breakfast. Sit at my table?" She only nodded.