Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic, so if ya'll have any tips or suggestions, tell me! If you find any mistakes or errors, please notify me. There are lots of ideas and stuff here that I got from other people. But…I can't exactly remember who and where. So if you find anything in this story that might've come from your story, please tell me. Please R&R! Hope you enjoy! Thank You!
Ok thnx ppl. Guess ppl do like Horo Horo and Ren better…heh! Its just how the English anime version has it. I changed them now, but if I missed any…tell me! Thnx!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Shaman King. If I did, well, I wouldn't spend my time on FanFiction would I? Nooo, I'd be creating more episodes of it! (I do wish there were more episodes of it though…)
Title: College Life
By: ChibiAzn3
Summary: The Shaman Fight was over. Asakura Yoh is now the Shaman King. Now Yoh can be the laid back lazy guy he's always wanted. No more worries, right? WRONG! Exams are coming, graduation stuff begins, and, of course, the Senior Prom…YxA RxP HxT HAxMacchi LxJ (I suck summaries so pleaz R&R!)
Oranges, Fans, and PORRIDGE
"Oranges!" the young Shaman King cried as he saw the oranges around him. "Orange Heaven…Saankyoo Kami-Sama!" (Cries waterfalls of tears) As the young Asakura began to wolf down his 'precious' oranges…
DING! DING! DING!
A series of bells woke everyone up at Tokyo High. Everyone…except a certain Yoh Asakura. (Tokyo High from Love Hina and Juiicy)
Hao Asakura stretched and yawned and looked at his sleeping brother, amazed at how he could sleep through a bell like that. Then again…there's NOTHING his brother cannot sleep through, except…Hao smirked at the thought.
"Oranges…" Yoh mumbled as he held two oranges.
"Oranges…"
"Oranges…"
Hao sighed and decided to warm things up for his little brother.
"Oranges…mmm?...warm?..." Yoh suddenly noticed the oranges were quite warm instead of cool.
"Oranges…uuuhhh…very hot..." He began to toss the oranges back and forth between his hands.
"Oranges…AAAHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! GAAAAHHH!"
"HOT! HOT! HOT!" the brunette cried as he woke up from his dream/nightmare sweating and panting. It was quite a while longer before he noticed that he was tossing a fireball back and forth in his hands.
"AAAHHH!" And with that the younger twin rushed off the bathroom to extinguish the ball of fire. Hao smirked. His fireballs had done the trick.
"Aaaahhhh….whew!"
"About time you awoke, dear Ototo." Hao came into view, smirking. "Did you sleep well?"
"Oranges…" Yoh mumbled, clearly not yet awakened from his slumber.
"YOH!" Hao screamed with annoyance.
"GAAH! I'm awake! I'm awake!"
"Good. About time too."
"Oni-chan…" Yoh groaned as he faced his older twin.
"WHAT!"
"Did you HAVE to wake me from my dream? It's not nice, you know…"
Hao blinked and sighed. "Do you WANT to be late for class? Cause I'm not sticking up for you again in Mr. Kinomoto's (Hey Sakura Fans!) class again. You know how he is."
"Aaahh-"
"Didn't think so."
Yoh then grinned sheepishly. "Arigatou Oni-chan!"
Hao sighed again. "Yoh will be Yoh." He thought to himself. "Now…what shall I wear today?" he wondered out loud as he went through his clothes.
"I know!" Yoh cried. "Wear a skirt and a blouse, and then put your hair up in a ponytail and then you'll look like a GIRL!" Then he collapsed into a fit of giggles. "You haha You hehehe You c-can HAHAHAH a-a-HAHA! Avoid those fan girls hehehe of y-yours that way! HAHAH!
Hao, however, was not amused. Instead of taking his brother's advice, he chose to wear a black sweater with green pants and sneakers. He combed his brown, rich, smooth hair, and did NOT put it up in a ponytail.
"Tell me then, ototo, what are YOU planning to wear? Have any better ideas?"
"Me? Oh uh…the usual." Yoh pulled on a white T-shirt, green pants, wooden sandals, and a pair of bright orange headphones, and began humming to his music.
Hao slapped his forehead and fell back anime style and thought, "Why and how did I think that he would be different today?"
As if right on cue, Horo Horo came barging through their door looking for a place to hide. "Must…Hide! Um…" the blue haired Ainu stammered. Then he found a place under Hao's bed. Yoh's bed had all his quilts and blankets piled messily along with many textbook and papers here and there.
Unfortunately, the ice shaman was too big to fit under there. Had he been 3 years younger with 5 pounds less coating, then he perhaps could have.
"STU…PID…AI…NU…BAKA!" Ren breathed as he barged in searching for the blue haired Ainu.
"I'm sorry Ren! It was an ACCIDENT! Accidents are-" Horo Horo said coming out from his hiding place under the bed. Apparently, he too thought that under the bed was NOT a good hiding place and perhaps he could save himself easier if he ran.
"SHUT UP!" Ren screamed as he cornered Horo Horo.
"You know…Ice is nice! Chill out!"
"I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID ICE PRANKS! I DON'T NEED ANY MORE "CHILLIN' OUT"!" Everyone besides Ren clearly would've agreed with Horo Horo that the Chinese shaman DID in fact need to "chill out".
Hao stood in shock while Yoh, who was busy humming to his music, didn't even notice the World War III occurring in his dorm.
"D-Did I m-mention? Ice is nice. It rhymes with mice, lice, rice, thrice, spice-"
"I DON'T CARE! YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY! BASON! CHARGE! DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" The two left the room with the Chinese shaman chasing the weeping Ainu, threatening him with a copy of Wonders of the World: Geography Textbook Grade 12.
"Uh…" Yoh began who finally realized something had happened and turned around, "Did something happen? I thought I heard something."
The older Asakura fell back anime style, trying to calculate exactly how anyone can be so blind to something so obvious. "World War III has begun, Yoh."
"WHAT? WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? RUUUN!" In a split second, he had already ducked under a bed, resulting in the same problem with Trey, only without the coating.
"BAKA! I was JOKING!"
"Oh…heh…I knew that." Yoh said, and when Hao wasn't looking, he let out a sigh of relief.
DING! DING! DING! The second bell rang.
"Breakfast Ototo!" Hao said, recovering and grabbing his book bag and textbooks.
"Oranges…here I COME!" the young brunette grinned whilst accidentally tripping over his own sandals "Itai!" Hao gave him a "Can I have an even dumber and clumsier brother?" look.
"Heh-sorry Oni-chan." Yoh grabbed his book bag and textbooks and rushed out the door.
It wasn't long out the door before a group of girls came and surrounded Hao screaming.
"Good morning Hao! Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
"Hao-Sama…I MUST have your autograph!"
"Hao…I LOVE your hair!"
And you get the point (I'm not good with these parts sorry.)
Yoh gave one look at his brother and sighed and decided he was too sleepy and lazy today to do any volunteer service. Not that he was ever not lazy.
"Hey Horo Horo! Ren! Whats-" Yoh began as he ran into the cafeteria to meet his friends.
"SHUT UP CHOCOLOVE ! I SWEAR! IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER STUPID JOKE AGAIN OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO, YOU WILL NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN!" the outraged shaman screamed. (Ren always screams doesn't he?)
"Ch-Chear up L-Len my F-Friend." Chocolove stammered. "I didn't mean to make a bad joke. Here, how about this one. A-"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! ALL YOUR JOKES ARE STUPID AND IT'S JUST A WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME TO HEAR THEM!" (He's not going to live long is he?)
"Fun Fact: It takes 47 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile…so turn that frown, upside down and smile nicely like a clown!" (What's the muscle number again?)
POW!
Chocolove was now on the floor, eyes swirly from Len's punch.
"Uh…Ren?" Yoh questioned to see whether it was safe or not to talk to his friend. He did not want to end up like Chocolove."
Ren wheeled around. Yoh winced.
"Oh hello Yoh. I was just teaching Chocolove here a small lesson on the power of Len Tao."
"Chocolove is right in a way…you will get wrinkles faster if you frown all the time…"
"ARE YOU SAYING I AM OLD? BECAUSE I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE INSULTS LEN TAO!"
"Oops…my bad…heh…sorry Ren."
"Hey YOH! Hey dude, sorry about what happened in your room, heh… Where's your brother?" Horo Horo had come up, avoiding Ren as much as possible and not noticing the evil glare the Chinese boy had sent him.
:"It's fine-HUH? What happened in my room?"
"Uh-nothing, nothing. Where's your brother?" Horo Horo was relieved that Yoh had not known and decided not to tell him.
"Hao? He's uh…engulfed by those fans of his…hehehe…I was lucky to get out of there in the nick of time…hehehe." Yoh grinned. Unfortunately for the young brunette, his words were spoken too soon and were cut off by a few screams.
"Yoh-kun! Good morning! Did you sleep well?"
"Yoh-kun, you are soooo nice!"
"Yoh-kun…are you alright?"
Hao had finally sneaked out of the mob. Leaving the girls to fight amongst themselves.
"Need help, Ototo?"
"H-Hai? Oni-chan?"
"OK…this is gonna hurt though…"
"Wh-what are you going to-"
SMAAACCKK!
Hao had grabbed his younger brother's hand and pulled. Hard. Unfortunately, it was so hard it sent Yoh flying midair only to land smack dab on the hard floor.
"Oohhhhhhhh." Yoh groaned. The fans were about to rush over when Anna suddenly appeared and decided to back away. Hao's fans, who did not notice the Asakura was gone until now, finally did, when Yoh's fans rushed over. In no time, Hao was engulfed again.
"O-Ohayo A-Anna…" He gulped.
"UP Yoh. NOW! After breakfast, you will run 10 laps around the courtyard-" the Ice Queen started.
"Do 300 sit-ups and 400 push-ups with 7 pound weights." Yoh finished.
:H-How'd you know?" she snapped and glared suspiciously, a little surprised.
Yoh shrugged. "Just a feeling." The he flashed her his sheepish grin.
"I guess you're right." She said coldly and secretly smiled a little to herself.
"Ehe" Yoh flushed.
"But since you INTERRUPTED me…"
Yoh's grin turned to dismay.
"You earned yourself an EXTRA 100 push-ups and an EXTRA 100 sit-ups, MISTER! Now get GOING!"
"Sorry Anna!" Yoh wailed and begged. "I-I d-didn't m-"
THWAAAK!
"Shut up!"
"Sorry!"
"Shut Up!
"Sorry!"
"Shut UP!"
"Sorry!"
"SHUT UP YOH! YEESH DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SHUT UP MEANS SHUTUP!"
Yoh quieted for a moment, Anna mumbled, "Finally…" and then…
"Sorry?"
Anna sighed with frustration and left him before she would kill him.
Yoh then headed back into the cafeteria. After getting breakfast and sitting down next to his friends, he began to get sleepy again.
"Yoh?" Hao began and then rolled his eyes. "You're not getting sleepy ALREADY are you?"
The brunette didn't answer. Instead, his head was bobbing up and down, trying hard not to fall asleep. Hao sighed and looked over to Ren, Horo Horo, and Chocolove who were at it again. Then, out of nowhere, there was a sudden…
SPLOOSH!
Apparently, Yoh had fallen asleep. Right on his breakfast. Unfortunately, breakfast that day was PORRIDGE.
Hao had turned his head only to get splattered with-egh- PORRIDGE.
"DIE PORRIDGE!" Yoh screamed at his once breakfast breakfast and chucked it at the nearest trash can. Mental Note: NEVER and I mean NEVER wake Asakura Yoh using –gulp- PORRIDGE.
Everyone froze and had turned to Yoh. He looked somewhat like a brown snowman with only eyes, nose and mouth visible. The rest of his face was covered in PORRIDGE.
Beside him was an enraged Hao who was too furious to say anything. Mari only gave one look at her former master, said "Ah oh…" and ran off to hide under a table.
"Yoh," Hao began.
"Ya Oni-chan?" Yoh asked completely unaware how angry his brother was.
"I shall, hmm, let's see, MURDER YOU!"
"Sorry Hao! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"
"DIIIIIEEEEE! MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Hao cried whilst sending his breakfast at Yoh, who desperately was doing the Matrix to dodge them. Apparently, Mari had known her master well enough to know that the thing Hao Asakura cared most about was his HAIR.
"I thought Hao was DONE murdering people?" Chocolove asked stupidly. You need not know what came next.
After a while, Hao finally calmed down. Yoh mumbled something like "Stupid PORRIDGE"
Hao sighed. This was going to be a LOOOONG day….
So…how was it? Please Review! Flames welcome! Rate me from 1(bad) to 10 (good) if you want! Thanks! I'll continue if people like.;)
I got the whole "fan" idea first from Azimataiji's Campus Love. Hao's hair obsession first from…I think Shiroi Ai 's Aniki. Tokyo University from Juiicy's School Daze (Juiicy said he/she got from Love Hina, so its Love Hina).. Sorry…too tired to hunt find rest of them. Anyways, if you find anything that may have come from your story…tell me! Thanks!